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Angelina Jolie’s kids drew on her wedding dress

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have always insisted that their decision to get married – and the wedding itself – was all about their kids, who were really into the idea. It seems that’s actually the case, as Angelina donned a pretty interesting dress when she tied the knot with Brad last weekend.

Here’s the scoop from US Weekly:

In the first photos, on the new cover of the UK’s HELLO! magazine, the happy bride affectionately kisses her now-husband Pitt.

“It was important to us that the day was relaxed and full of laughter. It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family,” Brad and Angelina told the mag.

As previously reported by Us Weekly, the couple wed in a small intimate ceremony in a chapel in Chateau Miraval in France. “It was a non-denominational civil ceremony,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us in a statement. “It was very much a family affair.”

A family affair indeed. Not only did Jolie’s dress feature artwork drawn by kids Maddox, 13, Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 8, and six-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox, the children were also active in the nuptials.

Jolie walked down the aisle with Maddox and Pax, while Zahara and Vivienne “threw petals, gathered from the garden,” the spokesperson previously told Us. “Shiloh and Knox were the ring bearers.”

Aw, well that’s sweet. I think it’s extra sweet that they really did do this for the kids and would have been perfectly fine not ever getting married if it wasn’t for them. I do think they will be together for a long ass time – like, think Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins time (they were the best couple EVER). I dunno, I just think they work!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married!

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Oh, snap! Shit just got real! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been teasing the world with their impending (but seemingly never arriving) nuptials for what seems like ages, but it’s really happened! They got married on Saturday and now they’re officially husband and wife!


I mean, this is actually the sum and total of what we know about this grand event, but that’s good enough for us. Despite the fucked up way their relationship came about all those years ago, you can’t stand in the way of true love and they do make a fantastic couple. Congrats to them!

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Angelina Jolie was horny in an elevator one time

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Poor Pat O’Brien. The former Access Hollywood host has so little to talk about in his new memoir, I’ll Be Right Back After This, that he’s used a “story” about Angelina Jolie being horny in an elevator to try and sell copies. Wasn’t that just Angelina Jolie’s thing in the ’90s? Sorry, not gonna make me buy it.

From The Daily Mail:

Pat opens up about the incident, which he claims took place in the lift of posh Beverly Hills hotel L’Ermitage, in his new memoir I’ll Be Right Back After This.

He apparently bumped into the superstar in 2002 when she was freshly single after splitting from husband Billy Bob Thornton.

‘I said, “What’s up baby?” And she said with a wink, “I’m trying to find this guy I kind of know because I’m really horny right now,”’ Pat recalled.

The now 66-year-old, who had interviewed Angelina several times before their rumoured encounter, went on to write: ‘I joked that she had my number and we laughed.’

Kewl story, bro. Also, LOL at him thinking he was at all in with a chance. I guess he had to try.

In any case, no amount of salacious stories you can tell me about Angelina Jolie will ever shock me or make me think she’s got some secret life or any of that bullshit. She is untouchable – leave Saint Angelina alone! We all know she used to like her drugs and weird sex kinks and was a hot ass mess back then. So what?

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