Miranda Kerr, looking f-cking perfect. Or should I say, Kerrfect? Ha. Ha. HA.
Hey, who’s ready for best and worst celebrity looks of the week?! Everyone? Great! Take a look at some noteworthy looks from this week and then you tell me who wins for:
Here we go!
November 23, 2013 at 8:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Angelina Jolie is playing Disney baddie Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) in a new film. Calling it now, this is gonna be the halloween costume of 2014. The first teaser trailer is here, so check it out!
Is it weird that I lump this film into the Grace Kelly and Princess Diana biopics? Yeah, it’s weird. I think I’m actually going to see it, and I don’t really care much for Jolie. (I’m not anti-Jolie, I just don’t really give an eff.)
What about you guys?
November 14, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
I’m not sure that I’d be all that interested in learning the nitty gritty details about Angelina Jolie‘s personal life, but it turns out we might soon have the opportunity because word on the street is that she might soon be signing a $50 million deal to write a memoir.
From The Daily Star:
At least three US publishers are locked in a battle for the rights to her autobiography.
A source at one confirmed: “Whoever gets her will be sitting on a gold mine.
“Her book is guaranteed to top the bestseller lists in virtually every country on the planet and even an advance of that size would be recouped within weeks.”
A close pal said: “She has always wanted to do this and believes the time is now right.”
The friend added that since Jolie announced she had undergone a double mastectomy in February “she has never known such peace and fulfilment in her life. There are demons in her past but she is in a place mentally and spiritually where she feels comfortable enough to write about them honestly and put them in context.
“No issues – apart from those that might damage her children’s privacy – will be taboo.”
Hmm, I guess she has had a pretty interesting background, especially in her wild days, so maybe I would read this after all. I actually don’t know that it’ll happen, but it could do quite well. Would you read it?
October 28, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Angelina Jolie wore a new ring on her wedding finger, so obviously she and Brad Pitt got married in secret. Yeah, and Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Come on now. No way Brad and Angie could get married in total secrecy without anyone finding out less than 5 minutes after. Unless they did it in their house, with an officiant and one witness, I don’t see how it’s possible. E! Online is on ring patrol and isn’t saying one way or another.
At this point, I don’t think these two are ever going to married. And that’s fine.
What do you think? Do you think it will ever happen? Do you think it already has?
October 2, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
This is probably my favourite story of the day because it’s hilarious and insane. Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are at odds over a few potential wedding guests, namely… Jonah Hill and Quentin Tarantino? Brad wants them there, Angelina says no way in hell – what will happen? Oh wait, I forgot to add that Philip Seymour Hoffman isn’t welcome, either. Now THAT one is cold as ice. I can see Jonah because he’s an asshole and Quentin is a bit insane, but why not Philip? He’s getting clean! Angelina, noooooo!
From The Sun:
The actor’s missus has banned him from inviting some of his heavier-drinking pals to the bash.
Angelina has given strict instructions for JONAH HILL, QUENTIN TARANTINO and PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN to be left off the list of invitations in case they get too leathered.
She has also warned that his best friend GEORGE CLOONEY needs to control his wine intake at the nuptials.
A source said: “Angelina wants the whole affair to be very civilised and is concerned about the habits of some of Brad’s more raucous friends.
“She thinks that if Jonah and Quentin come, they’ll hit the bar early on and cause a commotion.”
Brad’s pals aren’t the only problem being ironed out before their big day – the couple are also disagreeing over who should be best man.
Angelina is keen for her brother James to have the gig, while Brad thinks his brother Doug should take on the role.
Either way, they should definitely hold back on any Dutch courage before the wedding starts.
First of all, no one tells the Silver Fox to control his wine intake. Second of all, this story is so great because it’s so regular. I love the idea of Angelina giving Brad a hard time about the wedding guests. Ugh, God help me, I’m totally starting to love Brangelina. :(
June 25, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
I guess we’re supposed to applaud Brad Pitt for thinking Angelina Jolie is still sexy even after undergoing a double mastectomy (and possibly having her ovaries removed, as well), and indeed it’s wonderful that he’s so ~progressive~ and supportive and they’re still totally into humping on each other despite their busy schedules, their 8,000 kids and having been together for a while. That’s true love, y’all.
I sort of feel bad for Brad, in a sense. He’s been promoting World War Z and all anyone seems to want to ask him on the red carpet is about how Angelina is and how he feels about what she’s done, etc. Indeed, Angelina’s experience and her openness in sharing it is courageous and wonderful and I’m so glad it’s started a dialogue in the wider world. But also, she’s stopped talking about it and declined to give interviews, so what makes people think that Brad feels like giving soundbites on something his wife is done discussing?
Brad was nice enough to humour some journalists on the red carpet for World War Z‘s Los Angeles premiere last Thurdsay, where he said the following (via People):
“She’s getting ready for World Refugee Day” this Thursday, Pitt told reporters on the red carpet, while Jolie was in Los Angeles.
Asked to describe his feelings about Jolie after she publicly announced her decision to undergo a preventative double mastectomy, Pitt replied: “She has always been the brave, bold individual that I fell for – and sexy as ever.”
Well, that’s great – and I mean that. But now that’s enough. STOP ASKING THEM ABOUT THIS.