So let’s take a good, hard look at this now, huh? Let’s talk about how Randy, though a long-time staple of the show, looks so, so out of place in this picture? And how...
After a big mess of speculation and lies and false hope (Kanye was never even in the running, was he, you cruel dream-crushers?), the good (?) people over at American Idol have finally... In news that makes me want to open a vein, Kanye West is allegedly angling for a judges position on this upcoming season of American Idol. Dear God in Live Television Hell.
From TMZ:... Nicki Minaj hasn’t officially signed on to be the newest judge on American Idol, mind you, but it’s apparently not that far off. Everyone, including People, is reporting that... In the greatest news since the invention of news, Mariah Carey is officially the newest American Idol judge. We discussed this over the weekend, and I honestly thought that it would never... Guys, LOL, hey guys! Remember these pictures of Mariah Carey and her labia? LOL!
But anyway, you know how Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler just quit their judging jobs on American Idol? ... Do you remember the feeling that you had when Paula Abdul left American Idol? It was this cold, empty feeling, like your soul was just starting to realize that it would never again be... I didn’t. I stopped watching the show two years ago, believe it or not. I used to be a hardcore Idol lover, but the novelty eventually wore off and now, honestly, I couldn’t be... You guys remember Scotty McCreery, that little country kid who won American Idol, and Lauren Alaina, that cute little first runner-up, right? If you don’t, you will now, because... You guys overwhelmingly called it yesterday – this year’s American Idol is none other than Scotty McCreery.
I’m going to be honest: I’m one of those people who... So nope, I still haven’t watched a lick of Idol this year. Even last night. Can you believe it? I mean, I used to be a HARDCORE Idol fan, but the show lost its luster for me over... Spoiler alert: the majority of American Idol voters have no idea what good music sounds like.
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