Today's Evil Beet Gossip

American Idol

Bye Bye Beyonce

Oh wait, I guess her name is actually Stephanie Edwards. I never really liked her very much to be perfectly honest. I was a little shocked that Chris Richardson was in the bottom 2. America...

AmIdol Recap

We’re coming to ya live from the Idol-Dome! Hey, Haley Scarnato is still on the show? How did that happen? Do you think the security guards get confused every time she comes to the...

AmIdol Recap: Top 12

It’s Top 12 time. NB: I decided to quit smoking yesterday, I’m going on two hours of sleep, and I just gagged my way through the first twenty-five minutes of MTV’s True...

Late-Night Links

Is all the pressure of … um … not working nudging Portia de Rossi back to her old ‘rexic ways? [popbytes] Courtney Love didn’t pay her bill at rehab. I guess she...

Dear America: You Are Retarded

But please continue visiting our fine site and clicking on ads. Just stop voting for American Idol. Leave that to me, and other people who are not retarded. Love, Beet

You’re Welcome, Antonella

We are going to make this girl rich and she knows it. All those naughty pictures we’ve helped splash across the Internet are going to make Miz Antonella Barba a nice pile of cash...

AmIdol Recap: Top 8 Girls

First off, I’m sorry I missed the recap last night. I was nice and busy getting this new site up and running, and attending one of Mediabistro’s blogger parties, since the...

AmIdol Fights Back!

Too funny. American Idol has barred The View from using clips from the show, after Rosie O’Donnell mouthed off about them one too many times. I guess the number-one show in the...