2Amber Rose Scalped Little Orphan Annie

Wow, guys, talk about frumptastic.

Amber Rose was photographed here at some thing in Atlantic City hosted by Jamie Foxx, and she was barely recognizable with all that … hair. I’m not a big Amber Rose fan by any means, but the baldness is definitely an improvement upon this monstrosity. What’s the deal with all these “celebrities” trying to rock big red curls anyway? It hasn’t seemed to work for a damn one of them. GIVE IT UP!

Was this girlfriend’s way of trying to distract us from those naked photos, possibly? Because really, I’d rather look at the crazy-assed nudes all day long than spend another second looking at this hot mess.

July 7, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

8I’ve Got Some Pretty Serious Amber Rose Nudes for You

WHOA, Amber Rose. Just WHOA. I came across some of your photos today, girl, and you are NASTY. There’s “leaked nudes,” and then there’s “NASTY leaked nudes.” You, my friend? Fall into the second category for sure.

If you guys were all excited to see Blake Lively’s peach-fuzz-like butt, you’ll really get a kick out of seeing Amber Rose’s third brown eye, laws yes.

I’m warning you right now – like, right here, watch: WARNING!!!!! – these photos are way way explicit and are in no way, shape, or form suitable for work, public places, or even some of your private homes. This shit is THAT NASTY.

Jump in to partake in the nastiness, you nasty-ass.

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June 29, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

2Love It or Leave It: Amber Rose Tries for Classy

And by ‘classy,’ I mean ‘at least forty percent covered up,’ so girlfriend’s got this DOWN. The numbers just don’t lie.

Here you see Amber Rose doing her best impersonation of Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo. She just has less hair. And less talent. And less of an excuse to be looking like this, ’cause Amber doesn’t strike me as a hallucenogenic-type girl like good old Mark does.

Love it? Leave it? WHIP IT?

May 6, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

18Amber Rose is One Classy Broad

The rumored future Mrs. Wiz Khalifah was photographed yesterday in Manhattan with the outlines of her nipple rings on full display and a pack of Marlboro Menthols in hand. Love the sleeve of tacky tattoos, too (not.) Wasn’t Amber Rose just getting it on with Kim Kardashian’s ex a couple months ago?

Can you believe that this chick is the one that broke Kanye’s heart and inspired him to make his last album? Can you believe that this chick is moving in on the guy who’s supposed to marry me, Wiz Khalifa? I, personally, cannot. Sorry I don’t have barbells through my nipples. My mistake. I figured maybe I’d like to wear a sweater with a loose knit sometime in my life, but I guess that’s not what attracts hustlers. Apologies.

April 2, 2011 at 12:00 am by Molls

0Caption This

Yeah, this’d be Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian’s ex, and Amber Rose, Kanye’s ex (according to sources as Us Weekly, the rapper and the, uh, “model” have taken a break).

The two were photographed at a 4th of July party somewhere in the Hamptons this past weekend, and supposedly, the two are getting it on. I kind of don’t care either way, but hey. The picture’s pretty funny, and funny’s always open for interpretation, right?

July 7, 2010 at 6:31 am by Sarah

10Amber Rose: Kanye Saved Me

” … from ever having to clothes-shop at Walmart ever, ever again.”

No, that’s not what she really said, but in essence … yeah, it was:

“Honestly, Kanye saved my life, and I don’t even think about what I would have been; I just think about what I’m going to be…I don’t look at myself as a celebrity. I’m just a dope chick from South Philly! I mean, it’s crazy when fans come up to me and cry and just want a hug from me. It bugs me out! But it’s really cool.”

Yeah, Amber.  Really, uh, radically bangin’.

… Fucking cheeseball.

June 21, 2010 at 8:22 am by Sarah