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Amber Portwood

0Amber Portwood’s Driving Around a Car That Says “Whore” On It

Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood has had a rough couple of years and the recent vandalism on her Ford Taurus is just another thing to add to her list.

First she, you know, became a teen mom, then she and her baby daddy wound up in jail and then she had some nude photos of herself leaked. Oh, and there’s that really unfortunate tattoo she got, too. I’m sure she probably wanted to kill herself when she pulled up to her mother’s house and saw that her car was spray painted with words like “whore,” “slut,” and “fucker.”

RadarOnline has all the photos of the damage, which I’ve grifted for easy viewing, and hey now! It’s looks pretty bad. How and why this happened has yet to be proved, but Radar’s suggesting that it was the work of her next door neighbor, whose boyfriend Amber is supposedly now dating.

A couple of years ago, my then 17-year-old brother stole some dude’s girlfriend, and in true high school form, the dude scratched the words “bitch faggot” into the hood of his car. At the time, I thought it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, but mostly because my little brother can be pretty annoying. Still, no one, not even someone who is arguably a whore, slut and fucker deserves to have something like this done to their property. Pretty messed up stuff.

April 30, 2011 at 9:00 am by Molls
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17Ugh. Amber Portwood Nudes Leaked. Disgusting.

Partially nude photos of Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood have been leaked and RadarOnline got ‘em first. Amber, who recently took Kim Kardashian to task for bashing her and her co-stars, appears fully nude with her hands cleverly covering some of her naughtier parts. The best thing(s) about these photos? That huge tattoo of her daughter covering what looks like baby bump #2. Klassy!

The NSFW pics are in the gallery after the jump and they are gross. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. (more…)

February 24, 2011 at 3:00 pm by Molls
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4Amber Portwood May Be Pregnant Again

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is insisting that she’s not pregnant again, but her new boyfriend, Adam Dockery, keeps saying otherwise.

Adam reportedly told RumorFix that Amber took several pregnancy tests and each of them came back positive. He also added, “She went to Planned Parenthood. And she’s telling me it was negative, but I’m not so sure if I’m believing her though.”

Nice. A boyfriend who speaks to the press about his girlfriend’s personal business AND paints her to be a liar. This guy could teach even Scott Disick a thing or two.

What do you guys think? Is Amber dumb enough to be pregnant again, or is she just having sex with some big mouthed fame hungry idiot?

February 20, 2011 at 9:00 am by Molls
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10Amber Portwood Admits Her Life Sucks, Tells Kim Kardashian to Screw Herself

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is firing back at Kim Kardashian for some comments she made recently about the negative impact of Amber’s show on teen culture. Kim warned girls not to idolize the underage and pregnant girls on the MTV show and said that she fears the show puts the wrong message out there.

Amber spoke to E! and gave quite a statement:

“There’s actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies has gone down. Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the internet and I’m pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it. She made a sex tape when she was younger, and she wants to bash the girls on Teen Mom? If you read the articles about the show, they do nothing but talk about how the show reveals how hard it is for all of us. It doesn’t glamorize anything! It shows the heartache we’ve all gone through. We may be ‘celebrities’ because our face is out there, but it’s only because we’ve done some bad things. That’s not glamorous.”

Pretty lucid and slightly intelligent, huh?

I’m definitely not one to side with Amber, but she’s right. Kim Kardashian is far from being in a position to judge what people do to make a name for themselves. Her entire family has endlessly benefited from her letting Brandy’s little brother urinate on her, and she’s calling out these teenage girls? It sounds to me like Kim’s never seen Teen Mom OR Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

January 24, 2011 at 3:00 pm by Molls

3Amber From ‘Teen Mom’ is Probably Wealthier Than You

Um, I don’t even know what to do with this information.

Amber Portwood, who I didn’t even know was a citizen of Earth until earlier this week, was forced to report her earnings to the judge handling her case and the number is shocking. HollywoodLife.com is reporting that the Teen Mom star said she has pulled in $280,000 this year for being a television personality.

$280,000! That’s a shitload of money for an MTV star that’s not even old enough to make club appearances.

Hopefully this girl has someone in her life who will help her manage whatever dough that’s not eaten up by her legal fees. I mean, she only traded her privacy to get it.

December 30, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls
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31Amber From Teen Mom is in Jail, You Guys

I’ve done my best to ignore both this show and this news story, but I can’t anymore. Yo, one of the moms from that show Teen Mom is in jail! … Yes, only one of them. Can you believe it?

Amber Portwood, who looks like an orange Pound Puppy, was jailed this morning after being charged with three class D felonies, two for domestic battery and one count of neglect of a dependent (that would be her baby). The charges sprung from an on-camera fight between Amber and her former fiance and baby daddy, Gary Shirley, who she claims to be getting along with these days.

Because of an Indiana law stating that anyone charged with domestic violence is required to spend at least 24 hours in jail regardless of whether or not bail has been posted, Amber is currently being held. Should everything go according to plan, Amber will be back out by later this evening.

As I said, I don’t know anything about this show, so I’m going to have to rely on you guys to guide me: Is Amber a misunderstood teen, in a crappy position, or is this chick just a total menace?

December 28, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls
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