Uh, well, it’s not exactly the slowest news day, but it would be a real shame if I didn’t post these delightfully racy photos of Amanda Seyfried from Esquire that have been floating around the web. I knew she was kind of a sleeper hit babe.

Here’s a round up of some other news in case these photos don’t do it for you (but FYI, if that’s the case, I don’t wanna know ya!):

• A Minnesota-based celebrity memorabilia site is picking up the tab for Corey Haim’s funeral. Even in death the guy is a sell out.
• Actor Peter Graves, 83, died of natural causes in Los Angeles yesterday.
• Gisele is starting an eco-friendly skincare line. Fascinating.
• NSFW: The Telephone video was shot partially on the former set of a gay porn!? Beyonce sat exactly where some dude had his dick hanging out! Amazing!
• If Zac Efron gets cast as Spiderman, I’m going to start cutting again.

Things get a little dicey in this batch.

Vera Farmiga (above) may have had the worst dress of the night. The giant maroon doilies sewn together look like the fabric embodiment of this site’s namesake (an evil beet) ingested someone’s grandmother.

Zoe Saldana wasn’t faring much better. She either crawled inside one of last month’s Mardi Gras floats or got in a fight with an ostrich in a Peeps factory… and lost.

Anna Kedrick’s gown was an utterly gorgeous concoction of flowing, diaphanous pale pink, and Pussyfoot (Amanda Seyfried) was stunning in a roll of quilted Charmin.

Miley Cyrus also managed to look really pretty, but since she had the unenviable task of standing next to Seyfried while presenting, wound up looking a little unkempt by comparison.

Also in this group: Deborah Ann Woll, Demi Moore, Diane Kruger, Kathy Ireland, and Mariah Carey.

And now it’s time for a lesson in cross-cultural cursing.

minge [m?nd?]

n Brit taboo slang

While I was passed out on my friend’s floor with my chihuahua next to me sleeping off my turkey and cheap wine hangover, Amanda Seyfried was being a real American and Black Friday-ing her face off at MY Bed, Bath & Beyond. I missed her, you guys! I love Amanda Seyfried! I love her so much! And there she was! Sniffin’ candles and buying linens on the cheap on the craziest shopping day of the year at the very same Bed, Bath & Beyond I go to when I feel like sniffin’ candles and getting linens. What the hell, Universe? I knew I was sleeping through crazy steals and deals, but I had no idea I was sleeping through Seyfried. Shit. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to swear, but SHIT. God, what would that encounter have been like? “Hey, I’m Molls. I’m from the Internet. I really really loved you in Mean Girls and I am a huge Big Love fan. I never saw Jennifer’s Body and I heard it sucked, but like, I’m a gossip blogger and I’ve never said an unkind word about you.” and then she’d be like, “Cool.” and then I’d be mobbed by security and taken behind the Border’s next door to have my ass kicked. Maybe it worked out for the best that I wasn’t there. Maybe that’s the way it was supposed to be.

Did any of you brave the Black Friday madness?

“It is just weird. It is a woman. With a woman’s smell – soft and floral-y – and maybe the pheromones are different. Something about it felt uncomfortable for me…When you are done with the scene, you just think, ‘Oh God, I can do anything.’”

–Jennifer’s Body co-star Amanda Seyfried tells Britain’s InStyle magazine about doing girl-on-girl scenes with Megan Fox.

Normally I don’t go for horror flicks, but I think I’ll have to catch the upcoming Megan Fox flick, Jennifer’s Body. Megan plays an evil lesbian cheerleader who kills boys. Amanda Seyfried is trying to stop her. Need I say more? Trailer above.