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Alyssa Milano’s breast milk was confiscated at Heathrow Airport

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Here’s a bizarre story for your Friday morning: Alyssa Milano, who is the mother of two children, one of whom she only gave birth to back in September, was traveling through London’s Heathrow Airport on Thursday when her breast milk was confiscated for not following the 3.4 ounce rules, and she wasn’t happy about it.

Pretty ridiculous, right? Whoever’s running the Heathrow account responded almost right away, though their explanation left a bit to be desired in Alyssa’s eyes:

I’m not sure where her baby was, because if the baby wasn’t with her, why did she need the breast milk? Obviously if she is generally breastfeeding I’d imagine that she would need to pump regardless of whether or not she was feeding, but if she was keeping the milk, that tells me the baby was somewhere close by or she was about to be with him? Am I missing something?

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Alyssa Milano had a baby, too!

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Scarlett Johansson might be a bigger star, but Alyssa Milano still counts, and she had a baby, too! Last time we saw Alyssa, she was putting us on to some hot ass snack foods (PASTA CHIPS! I’m still looking for you!) and generally being pretty chill while she grew a human inside her. Now she’s a mommy to another little one, a girl named Elizabella Dylan Bugliari.

From HuffPost Celebrity:

Alyssa Milano and her husband David Bugliari welcomed their second child, daughter Elizabella Dylan Bugliari, on Thursday, Sept. 4, her rep told HuffPost Entertainment. The baby girl was born in Los Angeles, weighing in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces, and is 19 ½ inches long. She joins big brother Milo Thomas, who turned 3 years old last month.

“Mommy and baby are doing wonderfully,” Milano’s rep added in a statement.

Aw, cute. I’m not really sure about the name, but do you, crazy Hollywood people. Babies for everyone!

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Surprise? Alyssa Milano eats like a normal human being

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Apparently it’s news when an actress isn’t starving herself, especially when pregnant. That’s why we know that something called Pasta Chips exists, because Alyssa Milano bought some while out shopping in Los Angeles this week. I had no idea that Pasta Chips was a thing and it sounds like carbohydrate heaven. Where have they been all my life?

In any case, Alyssa’s not having body shaming happening while she’s growing a person, so she’s engaging in some “comfort eating for two” (her words) and good for her. Pasta chips? Frozen yogurt? I’m into it. I’m sure she’s getting lots of healthy fresh food, as well, so I don’t think we need commentary on how she should be chowing down on fruits and vegetables. She looks great!

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Alyssa Milano’s pregnant with her second child

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Alyssa Milano and husband David Bugliari are already parents to a 2-year-old son named Milo (my dog’s name!!), but now he’s about to have a younger sibling, because they’re now expecting their second child!

From US Weekly:

“Alyssa is so excited to be pregnant again!” a source adds to Us. “She just recently started showing and has wanted to expand her family with David for a while.”

Well, that’s nice – and I legit mean that, because I know next to nothing about Alyssa Milano. What I do know is that this will most likely re-open the door to her feud with Jay Mohr, who was a fat-shaming asshole after she had her first baby. Ugh.

Alyssa seems nice, though, so congrats to the happy couple.

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Courtney Love Offers Valuable Advice to Amanda Bynes

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Courtney Love has had her share of… trouble, shall we say. Years and years of drug abuse and insanity have led us to the pinnacle of LOL: she’s offering advice to Amanda Bynes, now herself in full meltdown mode.

The Hole rocker took to Twitter (because of course she did) to offer some pearls of wisdom to the police officer rejecting, model citizen beauty queen that is Amanda. Of course, Amanda didn’t take it too well and responded by calling Love the ugliest woman she’s ever seen (LOL) before swiftly deleting it. Then Alyssa Milano (???) got involved and offered to team up with Love for a Bynes intervention. I don’t even know anymore, but here are some tweets:

I don’t even know anymore. I truly don’t.

Alyssa Milano Joins the Cast of Jersey Shore

The Italian-American — who went on the record earlier this month with her distaste for my favorite TV show in the history of the world, Jersey Shore — stars in this Funny or Die video mocking our darling guidettes. The (genuinely) phenomenal Dove ad it’s based on is after the jump.

It’s kind of freaky how dead-on they are with the guidette-ing of Alyssa here. How long until videos start popping up on YouTube about how to get this look? My greatest sadness in life is that this TV show didn’t come out before Halloween, so everyone on the planet could have dressed up like Snooki. It’ll be so over by next October.

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Quotables-A Medley


“Other women dream of papaya facials and mango pedicures. Give me a hot dog, a pitchers’ duel and a late-inning suicide squeeze (risky tactic to score), and I melt like hot pine tar.”

Alyssa Milano, either trying to describe a date and she’s stuck in euphemism hell or actually talking about sports, in her new book, “Safe at Home:  Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic.”

In regards to her break up with Barry Zito, she writes, “To be completely honest, after Barry and I broke up, I swore off baseball players. (But) Brad had me at, ‘Let’s go down to the clubhouse.’”

How was this book not titled, “How To Get To Home Base With Alyssa Milano”?  I had no idea who Barry Zito was.  I still don’t and don’t care either but based on what his Wikipedia page says, I’m surprised Alyssa just swore off baseball players.  If I dated this Barry Zito, I’d be racing to my local Sisters of Sappho chapter.

At his introductory press conference with the Giants, Zito said he liked the way his uniform number 75 looked, because the 7 and the 5 are like a “shelf” to hold the name “Zito” up. He carries pink satin pillows on the road, collects stuffed animals (such as a good luck teddy bear, with which he used to travel), and burns incense to relax.  Early in his career, Zito dyed his hair blue. He plays guitar, surfs, practices yoga, and follows Zen. He has done yoga poses in the outfield, and meditates before games.  In 2001, Zito espoused a universal life force that he credited with his midseason turnaround.

And my favorite quote-the one that has me racing to Borders to snatch this ground-breaking piece of literary genius right off the shelf?

“The big difference between injecting Botox and with taking human growth hormone is that there are no rules against Botox.”

Oh, Alyssa, aren’t there?  Hello, mirror.