Ally Hilfiger Can Count, As Long as You Start at 8 and End at 8
Mar 05, 2008 at 01:15 am by Evil Beet

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I love me some Ally Hilfiger.

I know she’s like a Z-list celebrity, but, come on, people, I also know you watched Rich Girls and loved it despite yourselves.

When she’s not busy being a reality TV star, or producing documentaries or fashion shows or vomit, Ally Hilfiger is painting. And, on Tuesday night, she debuted her latest set of paintings, titled “Series of Eights.”

Get it?

Because they all have the number eight in them. And also because they look like an eight-year-old painted them.

Jesus, I’m such a bitch. I’m sorry, Ally. I don’t know you and I don’t know art. But you starred in a reality show called Rich Girls once, and that means I get to be scathingly cruel to you whenever and wherever I so choose. It was like writing a blank check of meanness and handing it to the media. You didn’t know that when you were 18, did you?

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Well, Hello There, Ally Hilfiger
Oct 24, 2007 at 07:13 am by Evil Beet

Ally Hilfiger at “Stylist: The Interpreters of Fashion” Launch Party Hosted by Style.com

Remember this chick from Rich Girls? In 2003? Co-starring Jaime Gleicher. (Who?)

She’s Tommy Hilfiger’s daughter, of course, and looks basically the same as she did on the show.

She’s currently executive producing some documentary called Rags about the fashion industry, which is exactly what I’d be doing if my father was Tommy Hilfiger and I didn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of modeling.

At a Style.com party in NYC.