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Alicia Sacramone

Cashing In!

She may not be on any Wheaties boxes or signing endorsement deals with credit card companies, but Alicia Sacramone is happy to show up and be herself at … the 24-Hour Fitness in Thousand Oaks.

Dude, I’m sorry, but she’s so much hotter in her gymnastics get-up. She’s uninteresting to me in normal-people clothes — she falls flat somehow. I want her hair in a tight little bun and sparkles all over her face and a cutesy leotard plastered to her body. I like her much better that way.

Look Who’s Sitting Front Row at NY Fashion Week!

It’s total hottie/average gymnast Alicia Sacramone, hanging out with the likes of Leigh Lezark and Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the BCBG Max Azria show.

WTF?

I like how she’s studying the handouts and the models, like she’s forming very valuable opinions about the clothing, which she will then relay to Anna Wintour, who trusts her above all others.

I kinda think she looks way hotter in her gymnastics uniform/makeup than she does here. In a formal setting, she kind of pales in comparison to girls who were bred to attend this shit. Then again, I’d get a real kick out of watching Leigh Lezark on the uneven bars.