These are some recent pictures of Ali Lohan, just in time to interrupt our train of thought that, hey, maybe she wasn’t too skinny after all – yeah, she was Angelina-Jolie-caliber type of skinny, but not, you know, war prisoner kind of skinny.

Eat some cookies or something, Ali. You’re almost transparent.

And in young Ali‘s case, you’re probably wondering what “fundamental concern” means to her. I’m guessing, in my layman’s terms, that Ali’s “fundamental concern” solely lies with what blend of Parliaments to smoke, whether or not to listen to Death Cab for Cutie or the Postal Service (sooooo retro), or sip that Pabst Blue Ribbon. This is all how Lindsay got her start, you know, so …

[I don't know if this actually is Ali's "guru," but it's a lot more plausible to think that than that he's her boyfriend or something.]

Ali and her “spider-like limbs”:

Sitting down for a chat, Aliana is polite, sweet and, for the first 20 minutes, guarded. She’s wearing a conservatively chic ensemble of light gray American Apparel pants, a black sleeveless American Apparel blouse buttoned all the way up to her neck and vintage black Chloe booties. (“I love the ’50s. That’s my style,” she says in the trademark Lohan rasp. “I just think it’s really beautiful how they didn’t show as much skin back then.”) Her long, dark brown hair is parted in the middle. She’s five foot eight, and her spiderlike limbs seem to go on for yards, making her look at least five inches taller.

On the woman who’s supposed to be her mother:

“Yeah, she has gotten a bad rap,” Aliana says. “People don’t really know what has gone on. It upsets me sometimes when I see stuff that’s the complete opposite of the truth. I don’t listen to the negative stuff. I just try to take the positive. I don’t go on blogs. Noooo, noooo, noooo, noooo,” she continues, shaking her head emphatically. “It’s so much less stressful if you’re not dealing with that stuff. I mean, obviously you [might] hear something from someone…but I just let it roll right off my shoulders. I don’t validate it. I’m just like, yeah, whatever. I know I’m fine. Everything’s great. I don’t need to prove anything to anyone who’s making up stupid stuff. I don’t get it. I would never do that, so I don’t know how someone could be that mean.”

On finishing high school:

This month Aliana will not only turn 18 but will also graduate from high school early. “I get three or four months extra to be free,” says the Criminal Minds fan, who, if she goes to university, would choose Ithaca College, like her older brother Michael, 23, and study “how to profile serial killers or something cool like that. I am taking one step at a time,” she continues. “I will focus on [school] when I get to it.”

The full details on the plastic surgery:

“Oh my gosh, that’s so funny,” she says. But she doesn’t mean funny ha-ha. “I mean, I heard it from one of my friends, and I was kind of like, ‘Why are you my friend? Because I shouldn’t be hearing this. If you’re my friend you wouldn’t even talk about that stuff.’ ” She leans in close and gets almost too quiet to hear. Again, her eyes glance around the room cautiously before she continues. “When they did tell me, I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that? No! It’s not the right thing to do. I mean, if you wanted to, that’s great, for anyone else. I know a girl who had a nose job in seventh grade, which is craaaazy. In seventh grade! I think that’s more of, like, the mom’s decision, not the kid’s. But I don’t know. It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. It’s absolutely not true.”

On being “naturally” skinny:

She says she’s “always had a fast metabolism” and is able to eat what she wants, from scrambled eggs with American cheese and hot sauce to Nutella. “I can just eat [it] out of the jar with a glass of milk,” she confesses.

On Lindsay:

When she’s in L.A., Aliana stays with Lindsay. “We’re extremely close,” she says, lowering her voice again to a barely audible whisper. “It’s just, you can’t, like, trust anyone, so we talk to each other about everything. All of us do. It’s always been that way.” When they’re both in L.A., the sisters cook big Sunday night dinners. “She makes the best angel-hair pasta with vodka sauce and shrimp,” Aliana says. “I admire how strong she is,” Aliana says. “She’s an independent woman, which I respect so much. She doesn’t listen to any of [the rumors], either. Like, someone will tell her something, and she’ll be like, ‘Wait, what?’ You can’t listen to it because it’s like, you’ll want to have to fix everything, right? And it’s like, once you fix something, someone else is gonna say something bad. It’s never-ending.”

On being the polar opposite of Lindsay:

“No! Oh, god, no!” Aliana says when asked if she has a fake ID. “Noooo. I don’t go out at all. Honestly. Have I ever drank? No. You can ask any of my friends. I’ve never drank.” Smoked? “Noooo!” She looks horrified. “I just want people to know, that’s a no. I mean, my sister smokes cigarettes, but I don’t even like to be around [it]. The smell grosses me out. I like fresh air and nice candles. I don’t like smoke or anything.”

HAHA! Of course Lindsay would make a fabulous vodka sauce. Would you expect anything else? But seriously, for the love of God, I don’t want to like this girl. I don’t. And it’s because she’s a Lohan. Is that fair? Well, no, probably not. But I’ve had my heart broken by a Lohan before, and I’m not about to allow another scrawny, raspy-voiced chick into my heart no matter how neat they seem to be. Nope, not just yet.

“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! Its not the right thing to do. It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. Its absolutely not true.”

In the same interview with Page Six magazine, she also counters allegations that her drastic weight loss could possibly be attributed to drug use:

… Aliana insists she is the opposite of a wild child, she doesn’t drink or smoke, and, “I just say no [to drugs]. I’m lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from…I’ve seen people do it to her and I’ve learned to be like, ‘That’s stupid, no’. That’s why Lindsay and me are so close, because we’re able to talk about those things together.”

I don’t know. I’m just all ‘meh’ about this girl. She claims she’s a big girl, she’s grown up, she’s learned from her familial mistakes, and now she wants to be called by her given name, Aliana Lohan, but guys? I honestly just don’t give a shit enough about this girl (this Lohan) to make the effort to change her damn category tag to “Aliana Lohan.” It’s just not worth it to me – I’m sorry.

She has the perfect look, very European, more angular. She has the right lean look for modeling. …She’s a 33-24-34, which is a size 1 or 2.

—Modeling agent Alexis Borges, to Life & Style

Ah, of course. The “right, lean look.” (In the meantime, Next’s website gives Aliana‘s measurements as 30-23-33. Hmm! She’s “leaner” than her own agent realizes!)

Image gallery via Pop2it and Next Model Management

You know, Lindsay‘s little sister, Ali? The 17-year-old model? The girl in both pictures above?

This is terrifying, right? These pictures were taken a couple of years apart, and of course teenagers will grow into their features in those important years, but what you’re seeing up there is not natural, not even a little bit. It’s gross and shady and it’s not ok.

Here’s the statement from the director of Ali’s modelling agency:

“Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery. As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.”

Ali’s sweetheart of a big sister, Lindsay, also chimed in with a decidedly more simple comment:  ”She has never.”  Like we’d start believing her now.

Image courtesy of E! Online

If you’re from a big Irish family, you know that most of us spent last night getting totally plastered, but if your older sister is a famously-rehabbed actress, that’s not really an option. That’s probably why all four Lohan siblings wound up going to a Knicks game together last night.

These pictures are… fucking hilarious… and there’s plenty you’ll want to observe, but here are some of my favorites:

1) From what I can tell by Lindsay’s face, she’s SERIOUSLY into basketball. She looks animated as hell in half of these shots.

2) The last thing that Cody Lohan wants is his less-famous sister showing him affection in public.

3) Michael Lohan, Jr., despite being ashamed of his family name, is actually there with them. The kid seems so normal. It’s gotta be weird for him to know he’s from this clan.

Make sure you don’t miss any of these shots (pun sort of intended) and feel free to caption ‘em in the comments…

Have you seen our sixteen-year-old girlfriend’s latest photo shoot, modeling sister Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line? I don’t know what appalls me more — the fact that Ali Lohan is parading around looking like a drugged-out flapper in cheap lace, or the fact that the clothing line itself sucks so hard. Both kind of put a funny feeling in my stomach, and not like the one that you used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Because that wasn’t in your stomach.

I mean, I get that these photos (and this clothing on a sixteen-year-old) might be appropriate in the Lohan household, but in real life, guys? Three words: ‘what,’ ‘the,’ and ‘fuck.’

That’s all, I guess.

Lindsay Lohan was photographed getting on a plane back to the US today from St. Barts where she’s been partying down ever since just after Christmas. It looks like Lindsay is taking her resolution to make positive changes in her life pretty seriously, because homegirl was stretching, walking, picking on lettuce from her sister’s salad and smiling. All of that is really positive stuff. No negativity there. Really healthy. She’s changed a lot this week.

Well, look who’s having the happiest new year ever! It’s the girl who deserves everything and more, Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali jet-skiing around St. Bart’s. Lindsay revealed on her Twitter earlier this week that she was there ringing in 2010 on a yacht with some of her homies, including Jay-Z and Beyonce. Remember, kids: If you destroy your reputation and career through drug-induced mood swings and trouble with the law, you can still party in one of the most gorgeous places in the world with famous musicians!

Frances Bean Cobain took to her Twitter account — it’s now deleted, probably due to her inability to keep it to 140 characters or less — as a means to communicate to Ali Lohan that “notaritey” for who you are is not something to strive for.  Here’s her diatribe:

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

Apparently, FBC has nothing better to do — she’s certainly not attending remedial grammar classes — than to take to the Internet to pick on unparented 15 year olds.  Trust me, Frances … no one is lumping you in the same category as Ali Lohan.  Generally, I think the public feels really bad for Ali as she was “raised” in a neglectful environment by a totally out-to-lunch, over-bleached, nonsensical “mother” who has no sense of appropriate boundaries.  Oh, wait …