Why Am I Sad About Al and Tipper Gore Divorcing?
Jun 01, 2010 at 12:30 pm by Molls

You’ve probably read by now that Al and Tipper Gore announced today that they were divorcing after 40 years of marriage. Al sent out a brief email to his close friends saying, “This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration.”

The general reaction from the public and friends close to the couple seems to be shock. It’s not that we thought of Al and Tipper as Brangelina, but they were solid as a rock as far as I was concerned.

Why do I feel like my parents are getting a divorce? I don’t even think I like Al Gore that much. I mean, he’s fine. And Tipper Gore is a lyric protestin’ bitch, so like… I shouldn’t care! But I do!

Anyone else with me?

OMG It’s the Slowest News Day Ever
Oct 12, 2007 at 11:33 am by Evil Beet

Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. This is not supposed to happen anymore.

Ugh.

Well, Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Without flashing anybody.

Amazing.

Pols Won’t Touch LiLo with a 10-Foot Pole
Dec 07, 2006 at 07:10 pm by Evil Beet

So after reading the drunk-ass email LiLo sent out last night, I was thinking, “Did anyone think to ask Al Gore for comment?”

YES!

I LOVE TMZ!

Genius, genius, genius!

They contacted his rep for comment.

“I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests.”

And just because they rock that much, they contacted Barack Obama’s rep. Obama was not even mentioned in Lohan’s email, but he’ll be running against Hillary Clinton, who was. TMZ asked him if he had any advice as to whether Hillary should help Lindsay out.

“I don’t think we have any comment on that,” said an aide. TMZ continued to press the issue. “We’re going to take a pass,” insisted the aide.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Soooo amazing.