Seriously, you guys, Karl Lagerfeld can’t even believe it. It’s been two months since he famously referred to our goddess, Adele, as “a little too fat,” and he has...
Tonight, right, Adele? It’ll be tonight. You’ll surprise us all by releasing a totally free collection of 1,000 new songs that are all completely magical and moving, and that... You guys know who Stephin Merritt is, right? He’s the main singer in the Magnetic Fields, a band that I absolutely love. This is him, ok?
Seriously, the Magnetic Fields is one of... Ok, everybody, listen up. I need you to stop whatever you’re doing and watch this video right this instant. What is it that regular people do in the morning? Do you drink hot... That photo of Adele is from about four years ago, back when she was just 19 years old*. That means the photo was taken just a year after Adele decided that her youth, her friends, and her... Over a month ago, Karl Lagerfeld made a bitchy little comment about Adele. He said that she “has a beautiful face and a divine voice,” but “she is a little too... Oh my goodness, I really don’t have to say this again, do I? Honestly? Ok, fine, I love Adele. I love her music, I love her personality, and I love her beautiful face. She can... Well, this is unfortunate. Remember when I showed you guys those pictures of that absolutely gorgeous house that Adele just bought? Refresher: I spent the majority of the post talking... Judging by that big ol’ ring right square on her weddin’ fanger, I’d say that yeah, I guess there’s a solid chance that Adele could be engaged. I’d also be a... Do you see that picture of Adele up there? She has to be trying to look demure, tired of smiling, or in the process of giving someone one withering of a “go to hell” look. ... Because, uh, here are a whole bunch of pictures of Adele‘s new house. According to our photo agency, these are pictures of “the 10-bedroom mansion in the Southern English... The Brit Awards, if you don’t know, are like the UK’s version of the Grammys. Remember the Grammys? Everyone absolutely loved Adele, she was the undisputed champion of the...
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