Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Adele Wants Another Baby Within Two Years, Apparently

Adele only popped out her first kid, baby Angelo, in October 2012, but apparently she’s already ready to think about getting another bun in the oven since motherhood has changed her so much and nothing compares to it, blah blah.

From The Daily Star:

The singing sensation, who will sing Skyfall for her big comeback performance, has told friends she and boyfriend Simon Konecki already want another baby.

My source here in LA said: “Adele has been telling her friends that she is ready to try for another baby.

“She loves being a mum and wants two kids to grow two years apart.

“Her priorities have changed since meeting Simon and becoming a parent. She still loves her singing career but has told friends nothing compares with being a mum.

“She still loves writing and singing but her career aspirations have changed.”

Adele’s people last night would not comment but I’m told another tot is on the cards.

I guess you’d be more keen to hurry up and get knocked up again when you’re rich as hell and can afford nannies and carers around the clock and not have to be up 24 hours a day changing diapers, trying to get it to stop crying, etc. Then again, maybe I’m just being pessimistic (it’s been known to happen). I just have high expectations of my entertainers and don’t like to think of her retiring before 30 and only busting into song as she’s filling bottles at night or something. Sing for me, Adele! Dance, monkey, dance!

Someone Call 911: Adele Has Lost Her Damn Mind, Compliments Chris Brown

Remember how excited we all got when the above photo of Adele seemingly giving Chris Brown a piece of her mind during the Grammys hit the internet? Ah, those were the days. “Tell it, girl!” we thought to ourselves. “Give that asshole a hard time!” Adele became a feminist spearhead, putting that lying, misogynistic, homophobic, violent, worthless waste of space in his place. Justice was being served! Life was good!

Well, prepare to set your chin in your hands and exhale in that exasperated way that blows your bangs out of your face as you look to the heavens, because it turns out Adele wasn’t mad at Chris at all – she was actually complimenting him!

Uh, what in the hell was she complimenting him on? Let’s think of the possibilities here:

1. Chris, I have to say, your insistence on solving issues with your fists is astounding!
2. Wow, Chris, I’ve been a fan ever since I saw those photos of Rihanna’s beaten face!
3. Oh my God, it’s Chris Brown! Your hatred towards gay people is just inspiring.
4. Only Chris Brown could be sentenced to community service and try to get away with lying about having actually done it. Kudos!

I could go on and on, but my brain is going to eat itself if I keep talking about him.

Adele’s Taking Meetings, Recording New Songs

After the massive success of 21, no one could blame Adele for taking a break from music for a while, especially since an album that brilliant will be hard to top. Of course, we know she had baby Angelo and has been chillaxin’ out of the spotlight. I’m feeling that. She’s loaded, anyway – it’s not like she really needs to work for a while… or, you know, ever, if she didn’t really want to. Of course, we all want to know when such a big talent is going to get back to singing those songs, and she’s given us hope!

From US Weekly:

Backstage at the Grammys, Adele told US Weekly that she’s started recording – though she’s “not very far” into her third album – and is having meetings with big, powerful people who I guess are in charge of these kind of things:

Adele also revealed that she’s “not very far along” in recording the followup to her 2011 sophomore smash, 21. “I’m having lots of meetings,” the Valentino-clad star said. “I’ve been in LA the whole time since the Globes and I will be until the Oscars. I’ve been having lots of meetings and I’ve been out of the loop really. I’ve sort of . . .  I’ve been singing my baby nursery rhymes, so I don’t know what’s cool and what’s not!”

Even if it takes a while, I find it vaguely comforting to know that she’s at least back in the game… at least a little.