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Abigail Breslin

What a Cutie!

Little Abigail Breslin attends the Glamour Magazine 2007 Women of The Year Awards. I love her little purse!!! She’s like Dakota Fanning without all the creepy preternatural intelligence. It’s not that she’s not poised and professional — she is — but it’s nice to see a young star who looks and acts like a young...

Movieline Brings the “Fashion”

Seriously. Worst. Outfits. Ever. Dakota Fanning just makes me want to puke in my mouth. Honey, you are 13…you’ve been raped in a movie stop wearing pale pink like you are Abigail Breslin. Katherine Heigl…I can’t even start to talk about that loud red jacket…you look like you should be on the “Golden...

SNL Sometimes is Funny

I know that this video isn’t new to some of you…but for those that thought the “Dick in the Box” was the only funny thing on SNL in the past few months check out “The Dakota Fanning Show.” I love Amy Poehler, she really rocks my world almost as much as Tina Fey. A little industry secret from the T…they are...

Dakota Fanning Hates Her

I just read that Abigail Breslin will be taking her stuffed animal Curious George to the Oscars. A few questions: 1) Does he get a swag bag? 2) Does he get a seat? (If so, shouldn’t some Somali refuge get that instead? I mean really.) 3) If she wins the Oscar® will Dakota Fanning sign up for a transvestite role in a fit of rage? Okay, I...