Hey guys, look, it’s Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo! Leaving an uneventful dinner! In a car! Sober! But this is a fun picture because Vanessa looks like she’s crying and...

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrate their joint birthdays by being boring and adorable at club LAX in Vegas. They’re sooooo boring. But soooo cute.

Nick Lachey knows exactly what’s happening later tonight. Honestly, Vanessa, if you don’t want us to write these things about you, don’t pose for photos with your face...

They take home leftovers! Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo exit a Beverly Hills eatery on Tuesday night. I wonder if they’ll eat it naked in a jacuzzi. With knives. Nah...

So remember back when we had those pics of Vanessa and Nick in a hot tub that I had to pull because they threatened to sue me? Even though OK magazine said they paid $400,000 for the shots...

The doggy-style couple put on a brave face at the grand opening of Atelier in NYC. We know what your O face looks like, Nick …

I’ve attached here, for your perusal, the three-page cease and desist I got from Nick and Vanessa’s legal eagles this evening. They are very unhappy that I posted these...

Update: Pics removed because Nick and Vanessa hate me. I really wish we could give you the uncensored versions of these photos but sadly they have not came out yet. As you see what we do...