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Are Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez Remaking ‘Thelma and Louise’

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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne have become best friends/lesbian lovers over the past few months, spreading their drunken glee around the globe and now… maybe to the big screen? Michelle is an actress and Cara wants to be one, and because of that there’s been talks that they might do a remake of Thelma and Louise together. Like, WHAT?

From The Sun (via Vogue Australia):

In what may be the most unsubstantiated rumour since the announcement of Miranda Kerr’s supposed segue into a singing career, The Sun has reported Delevingne and Rodriguez (best known for her role in the Fast and Furious film series) are in talks about co-starring as the duo in a modern adaptation of the 1991 cult classic film.

Despite the fact that the friendship is still a relatively new one (they first bonded at a Knicks basketball game in January), The Sun reported Rodriguez is requesting Delevingne as her co-star.

While Delevingne’s acting experience to date is limited, she’s made her ambitions concerning the big screen known, and has even been credited with having “natural acting talent” by director Michael Winterbottom, who cast her for his 2014 release, The Face of an Angel, which was inspired by the 2009 murder trial involving Amanda Knox.

Oh Lord. First of all, it begs the question: Why the fuck are we even remaking Thelma and Louise? Why is it needed? Honestly, I would like to know. Second of all, if we ARE redoing it, WHY IS IT STARRING MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ? No disrespect, but her acting is average at best and just… no. Second of all, Cara Delevingne as her co-star? So, basically we’re trying to ensure that this is a straight-to-DVD release, right?

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Cara Delevingne Calls Paparazzi In Church “A Whole New Low”

Cara Delevingne was just trying to get her God on at church when she was followed by paparazzi, who proceeded to take photos of her in the church. So SHE took photos of THEM and posted one on her instagram with the caption,

Paparazzi in church… A whole new level of low.

Here’s the pic, via E Online:

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This happened in Florence, Italy, by the way. Some people think the paparazzi are more forgiving in Europe vs. the United States or UK, but I guess not.

So what do you think: should church be off-limits? Or is it like any other place?

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

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Miranda Kerr, looking f-cking perfect. Or should I say, Kerrfect? Ha. Ha. HA.

Hey, who’s ready for best and worst celebrity looks of the week?! Everyone? Great! Take a look at some noteworthy looks from this week and then you tell me who wins for:

BEST

WORST

WTF?

Here we go!

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Presenting Some Of Cara Delevingne’s Best Looks

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Cara Delevingne is being known for more than the girl who turned down Leonardo DiCaprio. Girl is all over the place. Though it’s Miss Kate Upton who is model of the year, one of our readers pointed out that it should maybe have gone to Miss Cara D instead.

So here are some photos of what Delevingne has been up to over the past few days, none of which have to do with boys and their “willies.”

Oh and PS: for super potent nightmares, don’t forget to check out Tyra Banks dressed up as Cara D.

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Cara Delevingne Is Done with Boys and Their “Willies”, Apparently

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I don’t really know much (read: anything) about Cara Delevingne‘s dating life, and I don’t really care to, which is why this story doesn’t really mean anything to me. I mean, I know she and Rita Ora used to pretend they lezzed out together, but we all know she’s straight as a line and dates men. Well, NOT ANYMORE! You see, boys and their love of their willies – that’s penises, for the non-English – has really put a bee in her bonnet and she’s not going to take it anymore.

From Industrie:

“I’m done with boys, they’re so annoying. All they care about is their willies. I want to behave more like a boy.

“I want to be the strong one. People see me being a crazy bitch but I’m the opposite inside.”

Oh dear, sounds like someone recently went through a bad break-up. I’m sure she’ll get right back on the saddle – or the willy, if you will – soon enough.  She just needs to find the right person, I suppose – so long as that person isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio. Also, she’s what, 21 or so? Girl, calm down.

Tyra Banks’ Makeup Is A Little Scary

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Tyra Banks decided to dress up as 3 major supermodels from past, present, and future (or whatever): Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss (that’s supposed to be Tyra as Kate above), and Cara Delevingne. I think she looks great as Cindy Crawford:

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But her Cara Delevingne makeup is just frightening:

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Man, Tyra just isn’t good with makeup, is she? Of course she didn’t do it herself. This was all part of a photo project done for Udo Spreitzenbarth for New York Fashion Week. More info is here. Tyra tweeted these photos along with updates like,

Stop by my #NYFW photo tribute to 15 #Supermodels, #Tyra15, 2 see me transformed in2 Kate Upton, Karlie Kloss & more: bit.ly/1apClRq 

I really wanna see her as Kate Upton, Ms. Model of the Year.

I think Tyra has their essence down but the makeup is so very White Chicks.

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week 8-12

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It’s about time to take a peek at the best and worst celebrity looks of the week. Can Courtney Stodden top her previous appearances? Like this and this? Let’s find out! And we’ll look at some other celebs. But are they really as important?

BEST: Lady Gaga (but in WHICH outfit?)
WORST: Aubrey Plaza
WTF: Click to find out!

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