I don’t really know much (read: anything) about Cara Delevingne‘s dating life, and I don’t really care to, which is why this story doesn’t really mean anything to me. I mean, I know she and Rita Ora used to pretend they lezzed out together, but we all know she’s straight as a line and dates men. Well, NOT ANYMORE! You see, boys and their love of their willies – that’s penises, for the non-English – has really put a bee in her bonnet and she’s not going to take it anymore.
“I’m done with boys, they’re so annoying. All they care about is their willies. I want to behave more like a boy.
“I want to be the strong one. People see me being a crazy bitch but I’m the opposite inside.”
Oh dear, sounds like someone recently went through a bad break-up. I’m sure she’ll get right back on the saddle – or the willy, if you will – soon enough. She just needs to find the right person, I suppose – so long as that person isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio. Also, she’s what, 21 or so? Girl, calm down.
But her Cara Delevingne makeup is just frightening:
Man, Tyra just isn’t good with makeup, is she? Of course she didn’t do it herself. This was all part of a photo project done for Udo Spreitzenbarth for New York Fashion Week. More info is here. Tyra tweeted these photos along with updates like,
Stop by my #NYFW photo tribute to 15 #Supermodels, #Tyra15, 2 see me transformed in2 Kate Upton, Karlie Kloss & more: bit.ly/1apClRq
It’s about time to take a peek at the best and worst celebrity looks of the week. Can Courtney Stodden top her previous appearances? Like this and this? Let’s find out! And we’ll look at some other celebs. But are they really as important?
BEST: Lady Gaga (but in WHICH outfit?) WORST: Aubrey Plaza WTF: Click to find out!
Cara Delevingne is right up Leonardo DiCaprio’s street, right? He loves having a harem of supermodels around him at all times, and she’s at the top of the game right now, so it seems like a match made in weird sex heaven. Except, you know, not, since Cara apparently turned down Leo’s advances at the Great Gatsby afterparty in Cannes this week. Oh, snap!
A source said: “Normally all Leo has to do is look at a girl and they fall at his feet. Though Cara was having none of it.
“He spent the night chasing after her and essentially she blew him out.
“They spoke and he was pretty forward inviting her to a party back at his suite. They swapped numbers but that was it.
“He tried every trick in the book and apparently kept lunging for her but she kept dodging them.
“Everyone is howling at the fact she actually knocked back the biggest actor in the world.
“She thought he was too forward and too old.”
Okay, a few things about this. One, Leo is far from the “biggest actor in the world”. He’s a solid actor, and he’s certainly underrated, but just… no. Second of all, his reps have hit back saying that they never spoke, but then he wouldn’t exactly admit the fact that he got turned down, would he?
Sorry, Leonardo. I know you share your name with a pretty cool Ninja Turtle, but some women are immune to your charms.
Guys, I am exhausted. I’ve had a large iced red eye and my eyes are still shutting, it’s that bad. I went to see Paramore last night because my sister in sweatpants loving, Hayley Williams, was doing her thing and I not-so-secretly stan for Paramore. They’re fantastic live, and the atmosphere at their shows is phenomenal. There’s no real reason for me mentioning this other than to say that my last post of the afternoon is a bit of an “Ah, there’s no news, so let’s just post this weird thing” thing.
BFFs and “wifeys” Rita Ora and Cara Delevingne did a video for a new version of Rita’s ‘Facemelt’, which opens her debut album. It was directed by Rankin, who’s famous in the fashion industry and the music industry and everyone’s famous and fashion is everywhere and oh man, I really need a nap. I just don’t know what to make of this video because it doesn’t seem to have a point. The song is an interlude at best, so this can’t be a single. I know it’s for Rankin’s Hunger TV website, but… why? So many questions, so few answers.
Anyway, watch the video above and to make it up to you, here’s a picture of Milo: