So right. If you thought that the “Best Dressed” was bad, the Worst Dressed is even worse, if that’s possible (which, of course it is, otherwise I’d be making myself look like a liar, and I might be many, many things, but a liar is not one of them).
Without any fanfare, here is the three worst dressed at the 2012 MTV EMA Awards, and hey. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Number one—Kim Kardashian. Because I mean really, what the hell is this?
Two. Heidi Klum. Told you she was going to make both categories with her getups:
Last? Carly Rae Jepsen, who’s outfit choice isn’t even really all that bad—but the bangs? Oh my God, they have to go:
So, so unfortunate, guys. So unfortunate. It’s like there’s *so much* good fashion in the world, and sometimes all we get is the shit. The SHIT.
Hey! Here's the winners! It's pretty bad!
Best Song - Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
Best New Act - One Direction
Best Female Act - Taylor Swift
Best Male Act - Justin Bieber
Best Pop Act - Justin Bieber
Best Live Act - Taylor Swift
Best Hip Hop - Nicki Minaj
Best Rock Act - Linkin Park
Best Electronic Act - David Guetta
Best Alternative Act - Lana Del Rey
Best Video - Gangnam Style (Psy)
Best Look - Taylor Swift
Biggest Fans - One Direction
Best Worldwide Act - Han Geng
Best World Stage - Justin Bieber
Best Push - Carly Rae Jepsen
Global Icon - Whitney Houston
So, OK. I'm not going to put much stock into an awards show that crowns Justin Bieber winner of so many awards categories, and also says that Lana Del Rey is the Best Alternative Artist (oh, and that thing about 'Gangnam Style' having the best video---I hate that song and I hate that video and I hate the hype surrounding it; stop encouraging this craziness), but there were outfits, and some of them weren’t all that bad.
Here’s my number one pick, as referenced by the heading picture—Rita Ora:
Yeah, it’s not the most conventional of things, but I like it and that’s that.
Next, Heidi Klum:
Note that Heidi also makes the (coming) 5 Worst Dressed List. Because boy oh boy, is it bad.
Up to bat, Taylor Swift. It really pains me to have to commend her on anything, really, but girlfriend can dress:
She might write shit songs, but what a sense of being able to have the right manager to pick the right stylists, you know?
All in all on the awards show, guys—massive, massive disappointment.