Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Series Finale of Wendie Tobin: Weekday Editor at Evil Beet Airs Today

Hello, everyone! After lots of consideration, I've decided to leave my post here at Evil Beet.  It is time for me to move on and concentrate on the things that make my world spin the fastest -- you know, candy and booze. I cannot thank you enough for all the love and support that you have shown me over the past 14 months.  Kind readers have offered me everything from a warm word of life advice to an exceptional gluten-free blueberry muffin recipe.  Were I to travel to New Hampshire or Ohio or South Africa, I could probably find an Evil Beet fan who would offer me a cup of tea.  You have taught me so much about human kindness and how it can exist in the hearts of people you've never met.  I Thank you. I look forward to reverting back to my former role of EB reader and look forward to seeing you all on that side of each post. Hugs, kisses and Mischa-hate 4eva, Wendie Tobin />Hello, everyone! After lots of consideration, I've decided to leave my post here at Evil Beet.  It is time for me to move on and concentrate on the things that make my world spin the fastest -- you know, candy and booze. I cannot thank you enough for all the love and support that you have shown me over the past 14 months.  Kind readers have offered me everything from a warm word of life advice to an exceptional gluten-free blueberry muffin recipe.  Were I to travel to New Hampshire or Ohio...

Introducing The Newest Future Member of the First Wives Club

16079245tigerwoods122200911526PM I cannot believe the level of interest surrounding Tiger Wood's rumored infidelity.  The public expects so much more out of celebrities and you know what?  They are just the same low-life, cheating scumbags like the rest of us so it shouldn't be surprising to learn that yeah, Tiger cheated.  He took to his blog to confess his sins and ask for privacy. I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my fami...

Meredith Baxter Likes Ladies

Well, there goes another piece of my childhood perception.  After the summer of death, in which icons of the '80s died off one at a time -- Farrah, Michael, Ed, Karl -- now I find out that Mrs. Keaton is gay.  Doesn't anything ever stay the same?  Obviously homosexuality isn't a big deal, it certainly isn't the equivalent of death, but I just started accepting the fact that Meredith dropped "Birney" off her name. Baxter talked with Matt Lauer on Today this morning and revealed that she's ...

Video of Marilyn Monroe Smoking Cigarette Causes Big Reaction For No Known Reason

Are you ready for a confession?  I'm whacked out on NyQuil so my inhibitions are non-existent today.  I've never smoked pot -- I'm so Natalie Portman.  I mean, I went to a party once, definitely drank too much Southern Comfort -- I was in my "I tailgate at Grateful Dead concerts" phase -- and a lot of people were smoking pot around me.  I thought that maybe I had a contact high, but I also may have just been hungry.  Anyway, my point is this:  I'm not really educated when it comes to drug...

Katie Holmes’ Well-Heeled Explanation

INFphoto_1086947-499x649 Sunday night, as Katie Holmes attended the Dizzy Feet Foundation charity event, she finally answered the question that all of America has been asking:  Why does three-year-old Suri wear high heels?  Katie explained that Suri loves her mother's high heels, so Holmes researched and found ballroom dancing shoes for toddlers. I guess this is supposed to put everyone's concerns at rest.  If they are ballroom dancing shoes, I reckon that means that they aren't damaging to little, developing f...

Nicole Richie Coming to a Television Set Near You

17034226nicolerichie121200984839AM Nicole Richie has announced that she's signed a deal with ABC to star in and produce a 30-minute comedy series.  Nicole, once mostly famous for her Hollywood connections, has more recently made a name for herself with her House of Harlow 1960 accessories line.  She also authored a book which was to be made into a television series and now, she's adding acting --beyond the occasional guest appearance -- to her repertoire. The show is being written by 30 Rock's Daisy Gardner -- anything 3...

GMA Boots Chris Brown Off The Schedule

58974989chrisbrown121200973207AM The folks over at Good Morning America finally came to their senses and have scrapped Chris Brown's scheduled performance.  Over the weekend, Zelda Lily writer Sarah Spangenberg reported that the morning show had cancelled Adam Lambert's appearance in response to his controversial American Music Awards performance.  To fill the spot, GMA scheduled Chris Brown. Now, they have given in to the public pressure and reversed that decision.  When will GMA learn what every Evil Beet writer has k...

Alec Baldwin Leaving Hollywood … Again.

58944883alecbaldwin11302009125717PM Right around the time that Alec Baldwin was spewing vitriolic voicemails at his daughter Ireland, he stated that he was quitting the business to focus on family.  According to Alec, the folks over at 30 Rock wouldn't release him from his contract, so we've been stuck with Jack Donaghy ever since.  For that I am very thankful. Now a bit of time has passed and Alec still wants out of this.  "I don't have any interest in acting anymore.  Movies are part of my past. It's been 30 years. I'm ...

Anthony Michael Maul

58899629anthonymichaelhall11302009105015AM It happened a couple of weeks ago, but it's just hitting the Internet now.  Back on the 10th of November, Anthony Michael Hall -- you know him from The Breakfast Club, Weird Science and The Dead Zone -- allegedly got into a brawl with his ex- girlfriend, Sirius radio host Diana Falzone. According to the police report, Hall "bit his girlfriend's forehead" and "pushed, shoved and spit at" her during the 2 a.m. fight in her apartment on Nov. 10. The following morning at 3 a.m., the Brat Packer re turned "intoxicated" and repeatedly banged on her door before he was escorted...

Attn Jon Gosselin: Lock Up Your Nads!

Nadya Suleman Jon Gosselin is about to be a free man, but don't let Octomom Nadya Suleman know!  She's already confessed that she's got a little crush on the father of many, but this newest revelation should turn your blood cold. Octomom is open to the idea of having more kids.  Fourteen kids is not enough for this clown car.   When asked about future babies, the psycho replied "If I wanted to do it the traditional way and get married.  That's like another chapter."  Beyond the fact that Suleman would ever agree to being pregnant again, I cannot believe that...

Quotables aka John Mayer, Why Must You Tempt Me, So?

16530515johnmayer1124200910543PM "What if I had a booth on the street and I said, 'Attention, everybody who hates me: If you have a problem with me, I'm ready to hear your gripes! I will be outside the Barneys store on 60th Street from two to four this afternoon. I will not be speaking to fans. I will only be speaking to people who do not like me. Come out and let me have it. I will not speak back.' "How many people do you think would be standing there? I'm talking about people getting the chance to tell me directly, 'I thin...

Adam Lambert Not For GMA’s Entertainment

58990656adamlambert1124200910047PM Adam Lambert is doing it right.  Everyone is still talking about his controversial American Music Awards performance.  It was expected that all the citizens that bitch every time a nipple is shown on TV would be outraged, but even Good Morning America gave him the ax.  And when there is a scandal, people buy. Though Adam was scheduled to perform on the morning news show today, his appearance was promptly canceled following Sunday night's display.  Per an ABC spokesperson, "Given his controvers...
Copyright © 2007-2015 Evil Beet Gossip AACG, LLC.
All rights reserved. Contact | Privacy Policy | RSS