Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Stephen Dorff Has an $8 million Malibu Home? How?

If you don't know Stephen Dorff, you shouldn't be embarrassed. He's a near nobody after a mildly successful career in the 90's.  "Blade" and some other movies.  Oh don't get me wrong. He works. Consistently. Still.  But you'll know him mostly as the existential smoker in the Blu e-cig commercials. So how does a guy like this have an $8,450,000 Malibu screenshot-d6u22qyv3ngwz.cloudfront.net 2017-02-24 02-04-30If you don't know Stephen Dorff, you shouldn't be embarrassed. He's a near nobody after a mildly successful career in the 90's.  "Blade" and some other movies.  Oh don't get me wrong. He works. Consistently. Still.  But you'll know him mostly as the existential smoker in the Blu e-cig commercials. So how does a guy like this have an $8,450,000 Malibu beach home on the market?   Could be he saved or invested well.  Could be he got money from his cray successful composer, Steve Dorff.  We'll never know. Designed by Buff & Hensman and built in 1968, the midcentury modern-style two-sto...

Robin Thicke Wasn’t Bribing Dept of Children

  0223-robin-thicke-supervised-visit-akm-gsi-7  Pics have surfaced of Robin Thicke and his son, Julian, at Nobu in Malibu ... the lunch Paula Patton claims was essentially an attempt to bribe the Dept. of Children and Family Services with sushi. TMZ reports Robin's team has laughed at Paula's claims, and says the monitor -- Mike, who's wearing the hat -- sat at a separate table and only drank water. The monitor is required by the judge to be present the entire time Robin is with his 6-year-old son. The monitor was sitting a...

Trudeau’s Ass takes over the internet

Politics aside, the Trump administration is great for the meme business.   And apparently so is Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. Justin Trudeau has been one of the internet’s many boyfriends for quite some time now.  Never forget the way his charming smile won the hearts of every woman or man he came across. 9e95de3143c64d8ba56369f4edd19bd9Politics aside, the Trump administration is great for the meme business.   And apparently so is Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. Justin Trudeau has been one of the internet’s many boyfriends for quite some time now.  Never forget the way his charming smile won the hearts of every woman or man he came across.   And now the internet is once again feasting on the Quebec cutie's ample assets in the back.  AKA, his derrière.   I'm not down with the tight trouser craze,...

Jason Biggs selling hella cool TriBeCa Loft

Jason Biggs, and his equally successful wife, Jenny Mollen are that hip couple you secretly hate b/c they're so in love and seem to have it all. Successful careers, pure unadulterated passion and the coolest apartment in TriBeCa.  Or at least for a little longer, b/c they're selling their 2,200 square foot for a cool $2,995,000. According to the listing, the “quintessential Tribeca loft” features two bedrooms, two bathrooms (though it is currently configured as a three-bedroom), huge picture windows, antique columns and access to the 1,000-square-foot common roof deck. Oh and BEAMS!!#@$%#%$&& I want it. biggsmollen_nyc2Jason Biggs, and his equally successful wife, Jenny Mollen are that hip couple you secretly hate b/c they're so in love and seem to have it all. Successful careers, pure unadulterated passion and the coolest apartment in TriBeCa.  Or at least for a little longer, b/c they're selling their 2,200 square foot for a cool $2,995,000. According to the listing, the “quintessential Tribeca loft” features two bedrooms, two bathrooms (though it is currently configured as a three-bedroom), huge picture...

Gold Kanye Statue will make you pee in fear

Of COURSE I love this.  How can you not?  Ahead of Oscars weekend, a gold-painted statue $Of COURSE I love this.  How can you not?  Ahead of Oscars weekend, a gold-painted statue depicting Kanye West as Christ on the cross popped up yesterday near the Dolby Theater in Hollywood where the Oscars are held. Complete with thorn crown, nailed hands and, just as in biblical times, Yeezy sneakers.  The work is titled 'False Idol' and its by a local LA artist that goes by Plastic Jesus.  A third rate provocateur artist who finally got my attention. (which, clearly, is the goal of all a...

Andrew Ridgeley’s tearful George Michael tribute

Full disclosure, I was more than a Wham! fan as a kid. I was Andrew Ridgeley obsessed. (he was the other guy in [caption id="attachment_167556" align="alignright" width="500"]Pepsi, Andrew, ShirlieFull disclosure, I was more than a Wham! fan as a kid. I was Andrew Ridgeley obsessed. (he was the other guy in [caption id="attachment_167556" align="alignright" width="500"] Pepsi, Andrew, Shirlie[/caption] Wham!)  And while many of you weren't even born in 1986, I was front and center watching George and Andrew jitterbug on stage in Philadelphia. So I was especially touched to see Andrew deliver a weepy tribute to his partner and friend, George, at the Brit Awards Wednesday night in...

Frank Sinatra Palm Springs Villa For Sale

Frank Sinatra’s Villa Maggio getaway takes in panoramic views from its perch above the Coachella Valley. The Palm Desert retreat includes three houses, a swimming pool, a tennis court and a helipad for quick trips to or from Hollywood. The 7.5-acre site has room to park 24 vehicles — that should allow enough guests for some swinging parties. No word on whether you get to keep any of the AMAZINGLY kitsch decor, but whoever owns it now is holding tough to that Sinatra legacy and why not? You know that's why you bought it.  But magazines, photos on walls and lots of fun over the top baroque art. $3,900,000 6,428 square feet, nine bedrooms, 13 bathrooms Five-bedroom main house, guesthouse, two-bedroom pool house, two saunas, nine fireplaces, art studio, bar, home theater, outdoor dance floor, recreation room la-fi-hotprop-frank-sinatra-desert-retreat-for-002Frank Sinatra’s Villa Maggio getaway takes in panoramic views from its perch above the Coachella Valley. The Palm Desert retreat includes three houses, a swimming pool, a tennis court and a helipad for quick trips to or from Hollywood. The 7.5-acre site has room to park 24 vehicles — that should allow enough guests for some swinging parties. No word on whether you get to keep any of the AMAZINGLY kitsch decor, but whoever owns it now is holding tough to that Sinatra legacy and why...