Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Makeup May Cause Brain Damage

Chace Crawford is on the current cover of VMAN magazine doing his best Zac Efron from "Hairspray"   You can't blame the guy for looking extremely gay in such a magazine as VMAN.  My problem is the article inside.  I think so many of these teenie bopper twinks really believe their own press.   Below is a quote of how he wants to map out his career.  Chace is a good-looking kid, but I hate to break it to him that he looks like a failed catalog model and there are 300 of him runnin...

Mark Wahlberg is my hero and a man of his word. If he says he is going to kick your ass, he really will

jimmy kimmel video ABojimmy kimmel video ABo Mark was recently on Jimmy Kimmel show.  They showed a clip of Andy Sambergs snl skit of him. Marks response.  "I'm going to find that kid and pop him in his big fu@*ing nose."   He's not kidding either.  That's why I love him.   I have to say I like real badasses rather than these manufactured pus&$es that think they are tough.  If Mark says he will tear your head off and shit down your throat, he really will.  He's a man of his word.  Hollyw...

Which one of these kids is not like the other?

Sorry to upset American Idol fans, but I'm confused as to what the hell a person on a reality show is doing at the premiere of "Pride and Glory" starring Colin Farrell and Edward Norton.  There is a time and a place for Reality show "contestants" and it's not at any respectable movie premiere.  Is there any pecking order in Hollywood anymore?  I hope Colin fights back and crashes the Real World reunion.  It's only fair.   The good news is, Colin looks like he may kill Ace at the after party.  "Colin Farrell,  making the world ...

Lauren Conrad to leave the hills? Thank you

I now feel responsible for the dumbing down of American youth for even posting about anyone on "The Hills."   But hey, that's what blogs are for, right?   What would a blog be without a mention of some of the most untalented people in Hollywood.   Although in Lauren Conrad's case, I think she may be the best actress in Hollywood and nobody knows it.   Lauren was quoted the other day saying she was ready to leave the hills after 5 seasons on the show.  Who will replace her in se...

Selma Blair may have to turn to Katie Holmes impersonating

I find it strange how there are so many actors that look like each other.  Are they trying to do this thinking they are going to steal the others career?   Here's a picture of Katie Holmes last night at the "All my sons" Broadway opening, and a picture of Selma Blair doing her best Katie impersonation in February.  Selma should have gone after Tom Cruise while he was scouting.    Selma must be pissed.  Katie beat her out for the role of Joey on Dawson's Creek too.   Home girl can't catch a break.  Now Katie beat her out of ...