Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Michael and Michael Have Issues

16 Yes, yes, I am aware how awful the photo on this post is, but at least it's authentic!  After seeing the first episode of Comedy Central's new show Michael and Michael Have Issues (or MMHI) at the screening on Monday night in NYC, my sister Sierra decided to take a picture of Michael Ian Black's face as he was trying to exit the room.  His response?  "Wow, that wasn't obnoxious at all.  You're tall.  I'm not hitting on you, you're just tall." [Ed: Sierra is approximately 5'12"] We had a great time and really ...

Dance Your Ass Off Will Rock Your Socks Off

14 Ed: Our fabu NYC sister team of Skipabeet and Sierra is back with another report on a hot new show they recommend. Enjoy! The Oxygen Network's new show proves to not only be heartwarming but hilarious.  Sierra and I attended the premier for the new show in NYC on Monday night and absolutely loved it!  It is as if The Biggest Loser and Dancing with the Stars had a hot steamy affair and gave birth to Dance Your Ass Off.  The best part about it is, Loser is too emotional for me and Stars is too chee...

Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

krod_mandoon Do you like hot sword-bearing men?  Slutty pagan whores who do acrobatics in short skirts ... while going commando?  Horse fuckers!?  Well then don't miss Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire on Comedy Central, which premiers this evening, Thursday April 9th at 10/9 Central.  It's no South Park, but it's seriously pushing the bestiality envelope.  And if that's not enough to pique your interests, then add a bisexual cyclops or "biclops" and a sassy, dramatic gay man in a cut-off t...

Oxygen’s New Show – Pretty Wicked

13 [Ed note: Evil Beet's fabulous NYC sister team once again brings you the latest on awesome new TV shows they've previewed -- this time, Oxygen's Pretty Wicked] The most addictive thing since MSG.  Pretty Wicked is a glorious feat of TV reality.  It has all of the best elements from my current fav shows--Bad Girls Club, Tough Love, and Charm School--blended into a deliciously sinister smoothie of hot bitches and hilarity. And who doesn't like to drink dinner, am I right ladies?!  But t...

‘Important Things with Demetri Martin’ Premier

demetri-martin_l Never has dry humor made me so wet!  Skipabeet and her lovely sister represented for EVIL BEET on Thursday night on the Lower East Side in NYC at the premier of Comedy Central's new show 'Important Things with Demetri Martin.'  The party was sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon which made the night even better. What happened in our post-college years that the clever, dorky guy--who you barely noticed lives two doors down--is suddenly a DOOR bell (read: adorable)?!?!  A fox even!  Demetri Martin's ne...

Kate & Owen?!?! Together again?!?!

k-and-o.jpgWHA WHA WHAAAATTT??? Well, multiple sources are saying it's true, including US Weekly and Yahoo! I, for one, am ecstatic about the couple's possible reunification! There have been reports from friends stating they are definitely 'hooking up' and Owen's car has been spotted parked outside Miss Hudson's home! YAY! Now I can stop feeling so awful for Mr. Wilson. Maybe this will bring him a little happiness? I'm still a little upset with Kate . . . I think she should have rushed to Owen's si...

Zac Efron Isn’t a Teenager Anymore :(

zac_halo1.jpg Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It's simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they...

Beyonce has a sister?!?!

Solange Knowles Maybe you already knew that, but I had no clue!  She sounds awesome though.  Seriously.  Beyonce may have multiple pop hits, a powerful boyfriend, a butt load of money, and a sweeeeeeeeet ass, but her sister has a divorce and a baby!  You say oh my, my!  Solange recently discussed her totally original and intriguing life in Essence Magazine.   All at the age of 21!  Personally, the latter sounds much more exc...