Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gilbert Gottfried Fired from Aflac Over Twitter Comments

photo of gilbert gottfried voice of aflac pictures As well he should be, if I have anything to say about it. Gilbert Gottfried, the comedian who voiced the duck for the Aflac insurance commercials, took to his Twitter account yesterday to make some really fucking distasteful jokes about the disaster that occurred in Japan last week. Gottfried, who's always had the funny voice, but oddly enough, never been funny, was officially released from his duties late Monday night. According to the insurance company's VP: "Gilbert's recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and cert...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of lisa rinna boob job implants pictures Mila Kunis probably broke Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel up. [The Superficial] Kirsten Dunst - totally sober. Right. [I'm Not Obsessed] Trouble in paradise for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? [Earsucker] I could have lived a lifetime without seeing Snooki's bare ass. [TMZ] Mel Gibson pleads 'no contest.' I don't even fucking know what that means, but he avoided jail time for assault. [ICYDK] Katherine Heigl emerges from under the rocks with a new haircut. [The ...

So This is What Charlie Sheen’s Been Working On

picture of charlie sheen filming operation greyhound movie photos I know a lot of you guys are totally devastated by the cancellation of Charlie Sheen's contract on Two and a Half Men, but fear no more: Charlie's been working on a special new feature film-like project with Radar Online that centers around the current drama that's taken over the star's life. The short film, called Operation Greyhound, made its mini-debut this morning on Radar Online's site (you can watch the excerpts here) and depicted Sheen and his newest goddess, Natalie Kenly, heading up a ...

We Were Thisclose to Seeing a Picture of Jake Gyllenhaal’s Wang

picture of jake gyllenhaal at south by southwest sxsw photos Are any of you guys having a crap ton of fun at SxSW? Molls is there, and a few of my other friends are there, too, and I have NOTHING BUT LOVE for the city of Austin, Texas. I used to sleep with this one guy that lived in Austin, and he was pretty hot. Mad love for Austin, its people, SxSW and the craziness that usually ensues whenever I travel there. Naturally, when I'm not there, even more hubbub goes down in the Lonestar State: Jake Gyllenhaal was reportedly in a men's room at the fest...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of skinny kate middleton hot pictures Indeed, this is why we can ignore the fact that Jenny McCarthy probably killed innocent children. [The Superficial] Further proof that Vanessa Hudgens just gets hotter and hotter every day (eat your heart out, Zac Efron). [The Frisky] Photographic evidence that Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are continuously all over one another. [Yeeeah] I totally thought this was Joaquin Phoenix and when I found out it wasn't, I nearly shit all over myself. [Pajiba] Charlie Sheen will appar...

Caption This

photo of taylor momsen of the pretty reckless looking like she's taking a shit onstage photos So here at Evil Beet we've got some more fun stuff in the works for you guys. I know a lot of you are all like, 'Bitch, don't be tellin' me to do stuff' when you see the commanding 'CAPTION THIS' on select postings, so we've decided to be super awesome, and in return for your acerbic wit, we're going to be giving stuff away. Starting somewhere around April 1st, weekly 'Caption This' articles will run and you guys will get some kind-of-awesome Evil Beet-themed stuff shipped right to your ...

Kim Kardashian and Eva Longoria Go Flapper for the Weekend

picture of kim kardashian flapper boobs photos Eva Longoria turned thirty-six this past weekend, you know. And to commemorate the event, she decided to throw a 20's flapper-themed birthday party, and guests like Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and someone who looked suspiciously like Soledad O'Brien (it's not - sorry, guys, I watched waaaayyy too much CNN this weekend, so I'm seeing Soledads and Anderson Coopers everywhere) partying it up in 1920's attire. Tony Parker, naturally, was nowhere in sight. Also, in light of recent events...