Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Madonna Breaks Bread With Sean Penn, Hopefully Nothing Else

And not a moment too late! Madonna's been out of the spotlight for what now, like, forty-five seconds so natch, she has to pull this kind of stunt in order to gain some relevant credibility. She and ex-husband Sean Penn were spotted yesterday on a three-and-a-half hour siesta that involved eating and drinking and God knows what else.   Madonna split with Guy Ritchie last year and Penn's on-again, off-again divorce was filed this past summer from fellow actress Robin Wright so ... do the m...

Similar to His Career, the Tiger Woods Website Chat Forum is Dunzo

tiger-woods-loses-chat-forum-tooJust when you thought the last bits of the best Woods goss had trickled downhill like its twin brother, shit. Site administrators for the official Tiger Woods website have finally had their fair share of insults, slurs and PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS IN ORDER TO CONVEY THEIR DISDAIN FOR SOMETHING. The comments forum has, just like the golf phenom's work/life balance, taken an indefinite hiatus.  The fallen Fabian of golf, if you've been under a rock for the past four weeks, was accused of infide...

Photos Released of Kourtney Kardashian’s Kute Kid … and Some Other Guy, Too

kourtney-kardashian-baby-photosA mere two weeks after Mason Dash Disick is born, Kourtney is releasing the photos to Life & Style magazine. Mom looks great, natch, and the baby is absolutely adorable -- looks like he inherited the sweet olive-skinned goodness that his mother and aunts all have. But I have to ask ... Who the fuck is this Scott Disick dude? The only thing I can find about him online is that he's a (snort, snort, chuff) television personality who also happens to be Kourtney's baby daddy. Dude's not...

Brown Me Crazy, One More Time

britney-goes-brown-again-goes-crazyThe bitch is back and she's brown again. Previous psychological studies have pegged Brit-Brit batshit whenever she goes back to her traditional brown locks and here we are again: the threshold of barmy, the cusp of doom. I fully expect a report regarding a check-in and check-out of rehab, a stringy pink wig, stubbled vagina, a thirteen-hour remarriage to Fatterline (I personally prefer "Feed-her-lines") and more cheesy, spontaneous tattoos by the end of the week. Team Crazy Britney fo' ev...

Like Father, Like Daughter: Papa Lohan Likes Crotch Shots, Too

michael-lohan-is-a-douche [Ed. Note: So, I'm Sarah and I'm filling in for Molls for the remainder of the day.  I'm not as cute and don't smell as good -- kidding -- but I think I can clumsily take the reins well enough to satisfy your gossip-ogling pleasures.  She'll return bright and early in the morning, but until then, you're just going to have to tolerate me hogging the blogosphere of EB Media.  Enjoy!] Michael Lohan has come forward with some serious allegations against his ex, Erin Muller.  You know the one;...