Maybe-probably Josh Duhamel did have an affair with that stripper-girl last year, 'cause now she's crying 'love child'. [Celebslam]
Alice in Wonderland comes to theaters March 5th ... And I won't be able to see it on IMAX because my area sucks. [popbytes]
Russell Brand still wearing weird clothes, still doing weird things in new movies. [Pajiba]
Why would Gerard "Gerry" Butler want Jennifer Aniston when he can have ... HOOKERS!? [Celebitchy]
How much do you spend on clothing and accessories in a month's time? [Zelda Lily]
Check out Lady Gaga's "Snow Miser" look. [LitelySalted]
Khloe Kardashian threatens to ruin the eyes of all the world by making a solo sex tape. [Allie Is Wired]
Hey, Alba: 1992's calling you and they want their look back. [Amy Grindhouse] />Maybe-probably Josh Duhamel did have an affair with that stripper-girl last year, 'cause now she's crying 'love child'. [Celebslam]
Alice in Wonderland comes to theaters March 5th ... And I won't be able to see it on IMAX because my area sucks. [popbytes]
Russell Brand still wearing weird clothes, still doing weird things in new movies. [Pajiba]
Why would Gerard "Gerry" Butler want Jennifer Aniston when he can have ... HOOKERS!? [Celebitchy]
How much do you spend on clothing and accessori...
Instead of having half-cantaloupes stacked on her sternum, Jersey Shore's J-Woww's going for half-beach balls ... So in for summer 2010 at the Seaside Heights beach house. [Celebslam]
Beyonce just wakes up, still looks better than you at your best. Like, forever. Fuck. [popbytes]
24 could be adapted for the silver screen. I could subsequently wet myself. [Pajiba]
Levi Johnston still fame-sucking, celebrating son's birthday a month late for more press. [Celebitchy]
God damn, that is one ugly thumb: Megan Fox uses hand stunt-double in latest Superbowl commercial 'cause she doesn't want you to know that she has wonky club thumbs. [Amy Grindhouse]
AskMen.com's sexiest woman of the year, Emmanuelle Chriqui, has more nip-slips than Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Bai Ling combined. [cityrag]
Heidi Montag is "fragile", unstable and completely unsurprising. [Pop on the Pop]
Meet Snooki's look-alike boyfriend. He's a tool, too. [Zelda Lily] />Instead of having half-cantaloupes stacked on her sternum, Jersey Shore's J-Woww's going for half-beach balls ... So in for summer 2010 at the Seaside Heights beach house. [Celebslam]
Beyonce just wakes up, still looks better than you at your best. Like, forever. Fuck. [popbytes]
24 could be adapted for the silver screen. I could subsequently wet myself. [Pajiba]
Levi Johnston still fame-sucking, celebrating son's birthday a month late for more press. [Celebitchy]
God damn...
Wayne Newton's so rich that he leaves his own plane chillin' out in a hanger -- for three years. [Celebslam]
Kirstie Alley promotes yet another show revolving around her weight-loss battle. As if. [popbytes]
Dear John: A romance-genre movie that actually has a valid plot and just might be worth seeing. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Garner's about to slap
Ben Affleck a bitch. [Celebitchy]
Tila Tequila's still pretending that she's pregnant. [Litely Salted]
Kristen Stewart's famously sought-after angst could lose a court security guard his job. [Allie Is Wired]
David Letterman hires a female staff writer to The Late Show that he is reportedly not sleeping with. [Zelda Lily] />Wayne Newton's so rich that he leaves his own plane chillin' out in a hanger -- for three years. [Celebslam]
Kirstie Alley promotes yet another show revolving around her weight-loss battle. As if. [popbytes]
Dear John: A romance-genre movie that actually has a valid plot and just might be worth seeing. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Garner's about to slap Ben Affleck a bitch. [Celebitchy]
Tila Tequila's still pretending that she's pregnant. [Litely Salted]
Kristen Stewart's famously sought-af...
Pete Wentz has a "falling out" with his band ... and ends up unemployed. [Celebslam]
Sarah Chalke, who mostly reminds me of Roseanne, to star in upcoming ABC sitcom Freshmen. [Pajiba]
"The Humpty Dance" sets epic example for bathroom sex. [Zelda Lily]
Snooki finally takes out the Bump-It and shows us the executive side of the Jersey Shore. [Allie Is Wired]
Gwyneth Paltrow still an asshat, still insists that you shouldn't eat meat ... Sometimes. [Celebitchy]
Jack Nicholson's daughter looks way hotter in her bikini than he does fully clothed. [Pop On The Pop]
Lady Gaga sports a "Little Monsters" tattoo ... and no, not as in Howie Mandel and Fred Savage, 'cause I know that's what you were thinking. [Amy Grindhouse] />Pete Wentz has a "falling out" with his band ... and ends up unemployed. [Celebslam]
Sarah Chalke, who mostly reminds me of Roseanne, to star in upcoming ABC sitcom Freshmen. [Pajiba]
"The Humpty Dance" sets epic example for bathroom sex. [Zelda Lily]
Snooki finally takes out the Bump-It and shows us the executive side of the Jersey Shore. [Allie Is Wired]
Gwyneth Paltrow still an asshat, still insists that you shouldn't eat meat ... Sometimes. [Celebitchy]
Jack Nicholson's daughter looks way hotter in her bikini than he does fully clothed. [Pop On The Pop]
Lady ...
As if there were any real doubts about it prior to this.
Authorities have officially determined MJ's cause of death as "acute Propofol intoxication" which was due to an "intravenous injection from another." This is so, so sad.
What's even sadder is that while yes, while there are people out there who have severe addictions and need help, there are individuals who will do everything in their power to secure as much money as possible -- even if it knowingly means endangering the life of an...
Oh, Simon, you awesome British shithead, you.
I love this show. Like, I love this show in the same way that the fabled fat kid loves cake. Maybe even more.
Reps announce that Simon is jumping ship on the kind-of-sinking American Idol and will judge and also be an executive producer for a related show, The X Factor. Which, like Idol, will also air on Fox.
I don't know, man. First that crazy Paula gets dropped and we think that the show can't withstand the rigors of judging talent ...
Paul McCartney goes topless on holiday and ends up looking a lot like what I pictured my grandmother to look like in a pair of swimming trunks and nothing else.
His girlfriend, however, Nancy Shevell, has a mighty fine-looking ass for someone who's almost fifty. And dayyyyum, check out that waistline! She's clearly never grunted a child out of her vagina.
Also, on the topic of Nancy Shevell's vagina, mad kudos to her for bumping uglies withGramma McCartney. I'm sure she'll have a good come...
Mel "The Faux-Theologian-Polygamist" Gibson is backing his man Tiger, through and through.
Gibson states that he feels sorry for the philandering phool Tiger and states that wife Elin isn't free from blame, either and that she should just quit whining ...'Cause Elin hasn't shut up about the incident since it happened, right?
Why does Mel feel even that he's got an important hand in what's going on in the mess known as Tiger's marriage? Oh ho, it's because he claims that he took a hatchet t...
And she's not waiting a hot second more than she has to in order to do it.
Ex Fielder-Civil is still in rehab but once his ass is released next month, they'll be taking a holiday to St. Lucia to indulge in rekindling the flame that initially lit their crack pipes love.
I gotta ask: what kind of unbalanced creepers remarry six months or so after their first divorce is finalized? This is such a bad idea -- and it's got death and destruction and the end of days written all over it. Kin...
If you luckily missed the latest episode of Celebrity Rehab, Heidi Fleiss opens her germ-infested trap and tells us all why she looks the way that she does: she long lived on a concoction of crystal meth, Valium and Xanax.
Fleiss claims that in her high-powered prostitution ring, it was a way of indulging in the party and taking the edge off of her high-stress proprietorship of playing Ring Around the Hoes-y. She now admits that she'd love nothing more than to settle down with a boyfriend b...
Tila, who is still suffering the after-effects of the loss of fiancee, Casey Johnson, had photos taken recently which were clearly intended to document her travels through the murky depths of life and death and loss ... and craziness.
She looks like she's upset, yes? I know if I had lost my fiance, I'd look like death warmed over. Cold, dead eyes, a pasty pallor and probably a nice crop of stress zits. Kind of like how Courtney Love looks, well, all of the time.
I'm torn on how to feel fo...
Reps state that Miley's breakthrough television show, Hannah Montana, is ova. The fourth and final season will begin filming this month and wrap up sometime this summer.
Tweens worldwide, at this very moment, are probably in hysterics and tearing at their hair and burning Hannah Montana dolls in effigy. Oh, the melodrama of it all.
Although Miley's film career is over on hiatus, there's got to be a good side to it all, right? Now she's just got more time to perfect the things she...