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photo of snl actor comedian andy samberg hot pictures Kelly Brook just can't stop taking her clothes off. NSFW. [Celebslam] Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal gets better looking every single day. Too bad for you, huh? [popbytes] Jeez, what do people have against Andy Samberg? I think he's actually the bees knees. I'd do him. [Pajiba] Taylor Swift's unhealthy obsession with John Mayer. [Celebitchy] Uma Thurman. What the fuck is with the white powder all over your face? [Amy Grindhouse] Rihanna: Naked or not? [CityRag] People are reporting that Beyonce is pregnant ... again ... but I'll believe it when it comes from the horse's mouth. [Pop on ...

Quotables: Taylor Momsen is Talking Again

taylor momsen rock goth standing in middle of road with black leather eyeliner pictures "I see myself as totally insane. I’m totally moody. Of course. And I’m totally out of my mind. And I’m always myself. I don’t analyze myself and I don’t compare myself to other people." Leave it to a seventeen year-old to take pride in their adolescent psycho moodiness. You remember being a high school kid, don't you? Were we all like this? Angsty and dramatic with an overblown perception of who we actually were, unaware that in the grand scheme of things that we were actually no mor...

Hayden Panettiere Suffers a Self-Conscious Moment

photo of hayden panettiere pictures green minidress Let it be said that I think Hayden Panettiere is probably one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood. And from what I gather, a whole hell of a lot of people think so too. There's crazy fan sites dedicated to the pint-sized bombshell, and I'm sure she's the subject of many midget-giant sexual fantasies. Hayden's crazy hot, and though she seems kind of off the radar, she's all the more admirable for it. However? Hay's apparently just like the much-less-hot rest of us -- someone must have tippe...

Angelina’s Former Drug Dealer Talks

photo of angelina jolie licking blood off of her lips pictures And who knows, though he might be sued, there's no taking back the words that he's spewed. Hey, that rhymed. Not bad for so early on a Hump Day morning. My blatant craftiness never fails to amuse. Me. Yes, alas, the drug dealer who claims to have supplied award-winning actress and humanitarian Angelina Jolie with cocaine and heroin in the past (and can you even do that without incriminating yourself? I mean, is there some kind of statute of limitations on that kind of stuff?) has sordid det...

Love It Or Leave it: What the Hell is Shenae Grimes Wearing?

photo of shenae grimes 90210 in a bikini pictures Shenae Grimes. You know her from the crappy 90210 reboot. And yup, before you go on ahead and start biting my head off for saying that this generation's 90210 frankly SUCKS, allow me to inform you that I not only survived -- and remembered wholly -- the original 90210, but I was somewhat of a fiending addict. Anyway, Shenae was photographed in Hawaii (not filming, just chilling) in this odd getup of a bathing suit. And by it, I am confused. Are they granny panties? Spanx? Is it ... oh lord...

The Ladies: Elle Magazine’s ‘Women in Hollywood’ Event

photo of gwyneth paltrow at elle magazine's 2010 women in hollywood event pictures Elle magazine debuted its 17th annual Women in Hollywood issue this past week, honoring various women who achieved accomplishment in Hollywood both in directorial and acting capacities. The women, Jodie Foster, Diane Keaton, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson (... lolandwtf), Sofia Coppola, Hilary Swank, Kerry Washington, Diane Kruger, and Jessica Chastain (who appeared on ER, Veronica Mars, and is starring in the upcoming Al Pacino flick, Salomaybe?). The women were honored for breaking glass ceilin...

X-Tina Broke Off Her Marriage to Date Samantha Ronson?

photo of christina aguilera buttcheeks hanging out pictures Um, yup, according to X17, this is supposed to be the truth and the gals are already vacationing together. Remember when we claimed that Christina's main reason behind splitting with Jordan Bratman was because she liked hooking up with other women on the not-so-sly? Turns out Samantha Ronson was one of those women. From a source inside X17: Ever since Samantha went to Cabo with Xtina, “the two have been inseparable,” says our source. “I’ve seen them hanging out together. Christina Aguilera really lets down her guard around Sam. They’re very comfortable with each other.” ...

RIP Barbara Billingsley

photo of barbara billingsley leave it to beaver muppet babies pictures Were you able to remember who Barbara Billingsley was before you decided to cheat and Google her? If yes, then you'll know that she was the mama on Leave It to Beaver, not so much a show of my childhood, but a show that was on a lot in my household (my dad was a big fan) when I was just a kid. But Barbara Billingsley was a lot more than just a passing reference in my house, and was actually a much bigger presence than I knew until now. Good old Babs, who passed away this past weekend at th...

Quotables: Jenny McCarthy Just Grew Up

photo of jenny mccarthy pictures in a bikini "I got [my] book deal the same time Jim and I split after five years together. While researching and writing it, I looked inside of myself and began to see what was wrong with me instead of blaming him for everything ... I was a girl who pretended. I would say I liked things when I didn't. I knew if I wanted to grow, I needed to make myself happy before I could begin to have an equal relationship with another man." Remember those days in elementary and middle school, where you'd hang out with a g...

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photo of tiger woods pictures George Clooney's girlfriend's nipslip. Of epic proportions. [Celebslam] Shia LaBoeuf attacks the paparazzi with hot beverages. [popbytes] The history of black Presidents in film and television. [Pajiba] Michelle Williams dyes her hair a really, really unfortunate shade of blonde. [Celebitchy] What kind of people would want to get married in a McDonald's? [Zelda Lily] Taylor Momsen digs porn, would never sleep with Tommy Lee. [Allie is Wired] Looks like there's a lot of people ticked off about the lesbian kiss on Gle...

Minka Kelly? Might Actually Be the Sexiest Woman Alive.

But don't take it from me -- the geniuses over at Esquire have come up with this annual illustrious title that's been bestowed upon women like Kate Beckinsale, Brooklyn Decker, and Halle Berry. Charlize Theron, and my personal favorite from this list, Scarlett Johansson, have also made the top slot in previous years. Anyway, just watch the fucking video. I don't care if you're a straight woman, a gay man, or dead from the waist down. I dare you not to get just a little bit het up. /> But don't take it from me -- the geniuses over at Esquire have come up with this annual illustrious title that's been bestowed upon women like Kate Beckinsale, Brooklyn Decker, and Halle Berry. Charlize Theron, and my personal favorite from this list, Scarlett Johansson, have also made the top slot in previous years. Anyway, just watch the fucking video. I don't care if you're a straight woman, a gay man, or dead from the waist down. I dare you not to get just a little bit het up. ...