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PHOTOS: The White House After-Party

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Look, it’s the President partying with a bunch of well-heeled, attractive people at the White House! If you check out the photos, which I recommend you do, obviously, you’ll see people like Alicia Keys, Swizz Beatz, John Mayer (jury’s still out on the whole well-heeled and attractive part for him), and Katy Perry. Not to mention, a few candid cameos by Michelle Obama, who is looking flawless in those bangs.

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Sure, let’s keep talking about Beyonce, because why not? [The Superficial]

Leo is exhausted. [Lainey Gossip]

Shakira’s adorable son. [Starpulse]

Cue PETA: Dogwool sweaters. [OMGBlog]

Steven Tyler wants to pork Beyonce. [TMZ]

Alexander Skarsgard talks new season of ‘True Blood’. [Socialite Life]

Kelly Osbourne’s engagement ring. [Celebzter]

16 Tips to Make Your Life Not Suck. [The Frisky]

Khloe Kardashian prefers them bigger. [Celebslam]

Get your DIY fix. [theBERRY]

Lindsay Lohan is so high. [IDLYITW]

Miranda Lambert’s fashion fail. Her BIG fashion fail. [Yeeeah]

Daniel Radcliffe talks gay sex scenes. [Cele|bitchy]

Paris Fashion Week: Spring/Summer ’13. [Moe Jackson]

Chris Brown talks marriage. [Bossip]

Justin Bieber is hanging out with Michael Jordan now. [Elite Daily]

LeAnn Rimes “sometimes” has to tell Brandi Glanville “Screw you.” [TooFab]

90′s Boyband Heaven. Click at your own risk. [I Need My Fix]

Looking good, Miley! [Hollywood PQ]

Prince Harry pees from a helicopter. [Lainey Gossip]

Jesse James: still an idiot. [The Superficial]

Lena Dunham Says Rihanna’s a Piece of Crap Who Makes Her Sad

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From WNYC:

“[Being a role model] is amazing. It’s an amazing thing and it’s like, it’s a platform that you have to take seriously. Which is why sometimes it’s like I used to be really into Rihanna, that pop star, and then it’s like again, I don’t want to ever throw stones from my glass house, but I follow her on Instagram and I just think about how many little girls beyond what I could even comprehend are obsessed with Rihanna. Like you know, she left Barbados, she’s had this amazing career, she’s won a Grammy. … She’s talented. And then she gets back together with Chris Brown and posts a million pictures of them smoking marijuana together on a bed. And it cracks my heart in half in a way that makes me feel like I’m 95 years old.”

Yup. That’s what Lena Dunham had to say to Alec Baldwin about Rihanna, and guys, and duh. Lena Dunham is completely right, once again.

I don’t know about you guys, but I have a feeling that we’re going to be talking about Lena Dunham a lot this year. I think there’s lots of big, big things that are going to come about because of her and her very special mindset, and I’m excited.