Today's Evil Beet Gossip

But Hey, How Awful is Kate Middleton’s New Portrait?

photo of kate middleton official portrait pictures Awful, right? Pretty damn terrible. Kate Middleton is undeniably a beautiful woman, but this painting (it is a painting, right?) makes her look old, wrinkly, and frankly, dirty. Other words I've seen used on the Internets? "Lifeless." "Ghastly." "Gloomy." So needless to say, I'm not the only one who pretty much thinks it's the most awful thing I've seen this year. Others, however, have described the portrait as "just amazing" (Prince William said that) and "absolutely beautiful." Uh, also Princ...

Looking Good, Catherine Zeta-Jones!

photo of catherine zeta jones pictures 2013 pic She looks even better than the last time we said that Catherine Zeta-Jones was looking good, because the last time we said Catherine Zeta-Jones was looking good, she was looking like this: And even before that, she wasn't looking all that good (sorry, but the truth hurts sometimes), and she was looking like this: But anyway, hey. Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking better than ever (literally), and I'm going to credit it all to a little weight gain, some happiness, and a dash of self-con...

Kelly Osbourne and Lady Gaga are Fighting on the Internet

photo of kelly osbourne pictures lady gaga fighting pic So Lady Gaga went out and picked a big, throbbing bone with Kelly Osbourne, trashing her for her position on 'Fashion Police' and didn't even do it in a private manner---she went and posted a super passive-aggressive open letter to Kelly on her website, Little Monsters. Here's the letter that Lady Gaga penned: Open Letter to Kelly Osbourne Dear Kelly, While I wish you had reached out to me personally, as the head of the Born This Way foundation with my mother Cynthia we would like to re...

Eddie Cibrian May or May Not Be Cheating on LeAnn Rimes With a Former Mistress

photo of leann rimes going to the gym los angeles pictures Have you guys ever heard of a lady by the name of Scheana Marie Jancan? If you read all of our LeAnn Rimes posts and you know about a certain commenter by the handle of 'Guest', then you probably did. Guest has long talked about this Scheana Marie Jancan chick and her role in the breakup of Eddie's first marriage to Brandi Glanville, and now the possible role in his second marriage (he was only ever married twice, right? There's not some crazy third or fourth or fifth woman in the picture here ...

Lindsay Lohan Was a Crying, Ranting, Drinking Menace on the ‘Canyons’ Set

photo of lindsay lohan in the canyons set pictures From TMZ: The man who wrote article is Stephen Rodrick -- who says he was allowed to chronicle the project from start to finish. According to Rodrick, Lohan was a mess who was initially fired after blowing off two days of filming. Rodrick says Lohan showed up to the director's hotel room, pounded on the door while hysterically crying and begging for her job back. Rodrick says Lohan stayed in the hallway sobbing for 90 minutes before finally leaving. Eventually, she was hired back...

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Have Healthy Sex Lives, Huh?

photo of robert pattinson and kristen stewart in bed pictures From Hollywood Life: Kristen Stewart wants to please Robert Pattinson! The Twilight stars are reportedly totally freaky now that they’re back together and they don’t hold back in the bedroom. A new report from Star claims that Rob and Kristen enjoy buying blindfolds, feathers and handcuffs to use in the bedroom. Emotions were running high when Kristen cheated on Rob with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. But now that these two have worked things out, Kristen is doing eve...

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