Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guess the Celebrity: Who’s Got the Ganked-Up ‘Do?

photo of tom felton bad hair pictures This is the boy and this is his girlfriend, and that thing on his head (also known as "hair) is ... well, everything but the hair is pretty good, I'd have to say. Here's three hints to get you going--- ---He's a total prick in the series of films for which he's famous ---I always questioned whether or not he's a natural blonde ---His "American" accent is darling Jump in to find out who it is! Read More...

Quotables: Piers Morgan Says He’s Going to Deport Himself

photo of piers morgan deportation pictures To even try to conceive of how you would feel if your child was shot multiple times in the head by a Rambo madman at school is just impossible. I honestly don’t know how you would ever carry on with life. But my anger turned to blind rage when I saw the reaction to this hideous massacre in America. Sales of the specific weapon used, an AR-15 military-style assault rifle, rocketed at gun stores all over America in the days following the Sandy Hook shooting. And the country’s biggest gun suppl...

Stars Without Makeup: LeAnn Rimes Probably Got Her Lips Done

photo of leann rimes pictures no makeup photos Hey, so this is LeAnn Rimes chilling at the airport in Los Angeles as she waits to board a flight to Nashville. I'd say she looks good---and I will, because she does---but even that isn't really too redeeming, because it is, after all, LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn and Eddie had custody of Eddie and Brandi's children for the holidays, and Brandi, whom I'm starting to feel more and more sorry for (even though she's totally as plastic as they come), Tweeted this: Nothing worse the (sic) waking up Chr...

Lindsay Could Probably Sell That Fur to Pay Rent if She Still Needs To

photo of lindsay lohan pictures fur coat pic What's Lindsay's deal these days, guys? Does she think that we don't know that she's broke or something? Because duh, we know, and she only looks foolish when she goes out in public in these elaborate outfits (either borrowed or stolen) and elaborate jewels (also either borrowed or stolen). It's like the poor old bag lady, God love her, who picked up the Louis Vuitton bag that fell off the back of a truck one day and ran for it and who parades around with it banging around against her rumpled cl...

Love It or Leave It: Sofia Vergara’s Swimsuit

photo of sofia vergara bathing suit pictures hot pic So while some people (like me) love to celebrate the holidays in elastic-waist pants and knitted caps to conceal unwashed hair, some people (ahem, like Sofia Vergara) like to show people (like me) what it's like to actually give a flying crap about what it means to look amazing all year round, and not just in the summertime, rum balls and eggnog be damned. This is what Sofia Vergara's wearing these days whilst frolicking in warm seas and chilling on yachts with her diamonds or whatever it i...

Jennifer Lawrence Would Rather Look Chubby On-Screen

photo of jennifer lawrence marie claire south africa pictures So Jennifer Lawrence did an interview with Marie Claire South Africa where she talked about body image (because duh, fatty) and what her social life is like (hint: limited). There's not much else to say about this girl, because she's probably the most wonderful female celebrity to ever have existed, so I'll let her take it on over from here. Here's Jennifer on her New Year's resolution: My New Year's Resolution is to stand up for myself. It's hard for me. Nobody wants to be disliked. You always want to be polite and be nice. I tried to find a balance...

Quotables: Lady Gaga Thinks Her Fans Need Counseling

photo of lady gaga signed cigarettes pictures For those wondering about the 'counseling' at the BTWBall BornBrave pre-show, it will be a fun tailgating experience for monsters to unite. At the BornBrave Bus you have access to professional private or group chats about mental health, depression, bullying, school & friends. There will also be food and games, DJ White Shadow and Lady Starlight will DJ with host BREEDLOVE to keep the experience fun. BornBrave Bus Is a place where mental health + depression are taken seriously w/ no judgement, FREE re...

Blind Items: John Mayer’s Already Thinking of Breaking Up With Katy Perry

photo of katy perry and john mayer pictures From Blind Gossip: This high-profile female celebrity bought her boyfriend a beautiful new automobile this holiday season. She even told him that there were no strings attached so that he could feel more manly about it. He is so appreciative of her thoughtful gift that the first thing he did was to thank her with a few special hours in the bedroom. The second thing he did was to start calling dealerships and researching the car online to get an idea of its value. That way, when they b...

Quotables: Scarlett Johansson Talks Thirty

photo of scarlett johansson pictures I feel like I've been transitioning from young woman into womanhood for a very long time. Now as I approach 30, with the last few years behind me, I feel like growing pains are behind me. It's just nice to feel happy. ---Scarlett Johansson on what it's like to hit thirty. Note: Scarlett Johansson is not yet thirty, nor will she be turning thirty this year. She actually just turned twenty-eight a few weeks ago, but hey. Who's counting? Someone, however, who will be turning thirty soon? Yours t...

This Would Be Kat Von D’s Real Engagement Ring

photo of kat von d black diamond engagement ring From Us Weekly: "Tonight, Joel put a ring on my finger -- Too taken aback by its beauty and its meaning to post a pic right now," the L.A. Ink star tweeted. But soon after that she wrote, "Doesn't get anymore official," and included a photo of her new ring. Two small skulls sit on either side of the black diamond, and the double band features smaller black stones. "The biggest thank you to The Great Frog London for handcrafting the most important ring I will ever wear," Kat Von D added. D...

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photo of avril lavigne boobs pictures Avril Lavigne, breast inspector. [The Superficial] More tit-pics courtesy of Jessica. [Cele|bitchy] Britney Spears is a falling star. [Starpulse] Travel porn! [The Frisky] You won't be seeing the Chad Ochocinco sex tape, dammit. [TMZ] Maxwell Johnson might be one of the cutest babies in life. [Socialite Life] Ashlee Simpson is NEVER the hot one. [The Blemish] Unique Christmas trees, just because. [theBERRY] Bai Ling is still showing her bits. [Celebslam] Ola Rapace's penis. [OMGBlog] Flop...

Ashton’s Mad at Mila for Looking Like This

photo of mila kunis looking rough pictures So take it with a grain of salt, but hey. From Star Magazine: When Ashton Kutcher started dating Mila Kunis earlier this year, he thought he’d hit the romantic jackpot – not only was she Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2012, he’s been crushing on her ever since their days as costars on That ‘70s Show. But as the couple’s relationship has grown, so has Mila – to the tune of nearly 50 lbs, much of it put on for her upcoming film Blood Ties – and insiders say Ashton’s feeli...