Wow. Dude. Talk about an asshole move.

Will Smith slapped, or as some people are saying, “lightly tapped” a Ukrainian reporter in the face at a red carpet event for the Moscow premiere of Men in Black III. When asked about the incident, Will said “He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him.” Will reportedly went about his business and remained cheerful despite the incident that apparently rubbed him so wrong that he felt it was necessary to slap the guy, but you can tell that the reporter was mortified beyond belief—it’s all apparent in the video.

I don’t know. I get it that unwanted kisses aren’t cool and what not, no matter who you are or what your intentions may be, but it’s really not cool that Will decided to give a backhand to this guy’s face even after he pushed him away. A little excessive if you ask me.

Thoughts?

“I’m living my PERSONAL life the way I’m happiest. I’m not one, in my 25 year career to disclose who I’m dating. and I shall not start now. My sexual orientation is mine, and the person I’m datings to know. I’m not one for a public display of my life. However that is my right as a HUMAN BEing whether straight or gay. To tell or not to tell. As long as I’m not harming anyone. I am a light being made from love. And my career is the only thing I would like to put on display, not my personal life. Kisses!”

The above quote is in response to a story that appeared in the National Enquirer about Raven-Symoné being gay. The girlfriend in question is ‘America’s Top Model’ contestant, AzMarie Livingston, who Raven is rumored to be living with in New York City, and honestly, I could give two shits whether or not Olivia from ‘The Cosby Show’ is a lesbian or not. Really, I couldn’t, and I don’t mean that in a nasty way. I mean it in a “so what?” type of capacity, and if Raven is making this statement because they’re really her sentiments, then I have to give her mad props for leaving all predispositions behind and telling everyone what’s up.

However, if the story’s not even true, but girlfriend decided she wanted to get more publicity for it than *just* the National Enquirer, well. That’s another story entirely.

Way to make me totally curious, RAVEN. I still don’t care whether you’re gay or not; now I just want to know your motives behind your Tweet.

From Radar Online:

Jessica Simpson has done a deal to sell her daughter’s first pictures for an incredible $800,000.

The Fashion Star judge has brokered the impressive amount in return for People magazine running exclusive photos of the tot, according to Women’s Wear Daily. The 31-year-old star, whose celebrity fashion line is reported to have earned her one billion dollars, gave birth to her first child, a daughter named Maxwell Drew, by fiancé Eric Johnson on May 1.

Simpson’s huge payday still ranks her well behind other celebrities who hit premium pay dirt with their progenies. Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend sold the first photos of their newborn son Levi to OK! magazine for $3 million. Jennifer Lopez is thought to have received $6 million from People for the first look at her twins. And the same publication reportedly gave Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt around $11 million for the exclusive on their twins Vivienne and Knox.

First of all, wait a damn minute. These magazines are paying 3, 5, 7, 11 million dollars to be the magazine to claim FIRSTIES on celebrity baby photos?! Consider me completely floored. It’s not as if no one’s ever going to see those babies anyway. Spending such an exorbitant amount of money on photos of babies who are not going to be babies forever is just completely beyond me. I mean, how many more people are going to buy your magazine because there’s a picture of a celebrity baby in it? My point exactly.

Also, why is Jessica Simpson‘s baby so much less important than the babies of Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey? Come on! Jessica Simpson’s baby trumps all of those other silly babies. I’m disappointed that People couldn’t do better than a measly $800k, aren’t you?

Lisa Marie Presley performs on ‘American Idol’. [Hollywood Backwash]

Raven-Symone is a lesbian. [Hollywood Dame]

1,000 Reasons you probably shouldn’t see ‘The Dictator‘. [IDLYITW]

Sean Penn is back with his ex-girlfriend. [Hollywood PQ]

Everyone officially hates Kim Kardashian. [Celebslam]

Matt Bomer up front. [Socialite Life]

John Cena’s wife won’t let him divorce her. [TMZ]

What happened to Jada Pinkett-Smith’s face? [INFDaily]

Jenny McCarthy nudes. [Yeeeah]

Looks for Fall 2012. [The Frisky]

Kanye West did a short film for Cannes. [Huff Po]

Blake and Ryan on the rocks? [Cele|bitchy]

Michael Fassbender is not Tom Cruise. [Lainey Gossip]

… And Tom Cruise is not John Travolta. [Lainey Gossip]

… And John Travolta reportedly tried to blow Jeff Conaway while he was sleeping. Before he was dead, of course. [The Superficial]

Justin Bieber likes penises, too. [The Superficial]

“Hearing about all the cases now, I regret not saying something sooner. He was putting his hands where he wanted me to work and kind of grinding on the table. At one point, he actually pulled my hand between his legs, up to his scrotum. I started working on his other leg, and it all started back up again. He started putting his butt up in the air. I was just trying to do whatever I could to distract him, but he started getting aggressive and grabbed my hand again.”

That, up there? That’s the latest allegation to come from a masseuse who claims he was sexually battered by John Travolta. My God. The “putting his butt up in the air” image really, really kills me, guys, in all sorts of ways. It grosses me out entirely, and makes me laugh uncontrollably. I guess it’s kind of like watching that birth video from school for the first time all over again.

In related news, John Travolta was said to have assaulted his former Grease co-star, the deceased Jeff Conaway. Conaway reportedly left the confession in a suicide note (botched suicide, that is) back in 2006. Here’re the highlights of the story, courtesy of the NY Post:

The Hollywood horndog shocked “Grease” co-star Jeff Conaway when he attempted to give him oral sex while he was sleeping, a bombshell report claims. Travolta’s steamy Early Morning Fever session happened in the 1990s at Conaway’s home, Conaway’s former fiancée, Vikki Lizzi, told the National Enquirer. The late Conaway allegedly said he was so dismayed to wake up and find his friend giving him oral sex that it ended his long relationship with Travolta.

So, yeah. Take it with a grain of salt, because not only are we talking National Enquirer, we’re talking Vikki Lizzi, too, and both of those put together aren’t exactly credible sources. Especially together. But hey. One never knows, now, do they?

Lizzi also talks about the fact that John and Kelly Preston’s marriage is all just for show, but people have been speculating on that for years anyway:

“Jeff told me that John and Kelly’s marriage was an arrangement. Jeff said that Kelly knows that John is gay, and that’s why she’s OK with it.”

I just don’t know why John can’t come out and admit it. If he did, he might be a hell of a lot more likable. That and, of course, if he stopped trying for the anal probe every damn time he got a massage, jeez.

Confirmation: Miley Cyrus spits. [The Superficial]

‘Battleship’ vs. ‘The Avengers’: Week 3. [Lainey Gossip]

Kim and Kanye take London. [Bossip]

Nicki Minaj and Chris Brown are kissing. [Bossip]

Justin Bieber: “I’ve Never Made a Bad Song.” [Starpulse]

Celebrities react to the death of Donna Summer. [Starpulse]

LeAnn Rimes is learning how to shoot a gun. Look out, Brandi Glanville. [Cele|bitchy]

Conan and Dave hate Jay Leno. [Huff Po]

Teresa Giudice and January Jones are the same person, apparently. [The Frisky]

More John Travolta accusers coming out of the … ahahhahaha woodwork. [Yeeeah]

Utter cake fails. [theBERRY]

Donna Summer had lung cancer. [INFDaily]

Sofia Vergara with her pants unbuttoned in public. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kim Kardashian is the genie in the lamp. [IDLYITW]

Vagina ball explosion. [TMZ]

Lourdes Leon talks about gays. [Socialite Life]

Jay-Z is suspicious. [The Blemish]

Eva Longoria’s boobs deflated. [Celebslam]

Ron Burgundy continues. [Popbytes]

Q&A with Rye Rye. [OMGBlog]

Top Tweets from Canada. [Hollywood PQ]

John Travolta’s “gift” to Kelly Preston. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]