Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jennifer Lawrence’s Dress Fell Apart at the SAGs

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Hey, look! While Jennifer Lawrence was accepting her award for Best Female Actor, her dress came undone! Can you even believe it? I can, because that dress was mad weird and unstable-looking from the get-go, and while it’s always good publicity (for the most part) when a celebrity has a wardrobe malfunction (unless you’re Anne Hathaway), it’s probably not good when it makes the dress you’re wearing look super cheap and flimsy (it’s not; it’s a Christian Dior and his stuff’s not all that inexpensive, you know).

What a great look for girlfriend, huh? Bless her little heart.

Here’s what the dress looked like before it all went to shit:

Blind Items: Taylor Swift is a Beard Again

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From Blind Gossip:

This cute young celebrity is in a tough spot. He wants to live as his real self, but he is part of a group that could suffer if his image changes.

Here’s the situation: He is gay. He has always been gay. But the role he has to play is one which girls would find attractive. So for the past couple of years, he has been pretending to be straight, and pretending to enjoy girls idolizing him.

Now he is growing increasingly uncomfortable with that role. He is frustrated that he can’t openly date guys his age. He is not the only one in his group of colleagues who feels this way. However, for now, he is the only one who has been pushing management to allow him to be the “The Gay One”. He really wouldn’t mind that label at all. The others are trying to stay out of the controversy. While they are privately supportive of him, they are content to play the public game of pretending that they are all straight as long as the paychecks keep rolling in.

His management team – which is substantially older than him – vehemently opposes his coming out. They have made it very clear to him that they are there to sell an image, not to cater to his personal desires to come out. They believe in the more old-fashioned “girls are only interested in straight boy celebrities” school of thought. They don’t believe that a gay young celebrity will sell. They are so convinced of this that they have warned him that if he goes rogue and announces that he is gay, and fans tune out… he will lose his job.

It’s Harry Styles, right? One Direction and Harry Styles? Who else could it be? It’s not as if there are any super-mega popular boybands out there these days, unless you count Backstreet Boys, but I think that ship has sailed for a variety of reasons. One, they’re not spring chickens anymore, guys. Two? Didn’t one of them already come out as gay? Wait, no. That was *N Sync—Lance Bass. Alright, not the Backstreet Boys.

I’m going to go with Harry Styles, because that’s the easy thing, and when all else fails, you go for easy, right? Isn’t that why he was “dating” Taylor Swift to begin with?

Guess Who Still Looks Really, Really Great?

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That’s right—Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, who, this year, will be together for thirty years this year. That’s a long time, guys, and not even for Hollywood standards. These days, that’s a long time for anyone, and gosh, don’t they still look so happy together?

Goldie and Kurt were photographed in New York City this weekend. Goldie’s 67 years old and Kurt’s 61 years old, which means that they’ve spent almost half of their lives as a couple. Isn’t that so, so nice?