And oh how I wish it were literally instead of figuratively. Life would be just grand. The guy in the video is CM Punk. He’s actually kind of hot, he’s well-spoken, and he’s the reigning WWE Champion or something I think.
Here’s some of the transcript for the above video, in case you can’t view it:
In my world, women are to be revered and respected. And in this life, I firmly believe there are consequences and repercussions for people’s actions and I don’t think Chris has paid for what he’s done. Picking up trash on the side of a highway does not make amends for repeatedly striking a woman in her face and sending her to a hospital. Now Chris wants to throw stones my way. And that’s fine. But put some gloves on and get in the ring. I will choke you out, and I will make you feel as weak and powerless and scared and alone as any woman that has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself.
Yes, Chris indeed wants to throw stones in this guy’s direction. Because he’s got BIG BALLS, I’m assuming. BIG ENOUGH BALLS to beat the snot out of a woman who’s stupid enough to probably say, “Tee hee, we were young and stupid, but now we’re older and stupid and SEX SEX ABUSE IS HOT BUY MY NEW ALBUM.”
How’d this all start, you wonder? Punk fired off a tweet on Monday night that looked something like this:
I would like @chrisbrown to fight somebody that can defend themselves.
Chris then retorted:
@CMpunk needs more followers. He’s such a leader! Not to mention the roids hes on has made it utterly impossible for him pleasure a women.
@CMpunk contact my assistant and I’ll have em send u an autographed pic for my biggest FAN!!!
So, classy right? Normally I’d say, “Ooh, this CM wrestler guy is really taking potshots in order to get his name in the news, ’cause I’ve never heard of him before,” but after examining myself long and hard, guys, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m completely OK with it. Potshot away, folks. Maybe we, together, can knock some sense into the repeat commenters on websites much like this one to avoid making stupid-ass quips like “Chris Brown is hawt, he can beat me any day hur duh bur duh bur.”
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