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Meet the Man Who Has 82 Julia Roberts Tattoos

Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, a newspaper salesman from Mexico is getting some worldwide attention for his collection of Julia Roberts tattoos. There are currently 82 images of her face all over his body and he's spent over 1,000,000 pesos to have this done. Miljenko says that he started making his body a shrine to all things Julia after seeing the actress in Erin Brockovich, and he says he'll keep going until every inch of his body is covered with her face. Well, Miley and Vanessa... You two idiots are officially out of the running for having...

Good Face Gone Bad: What Kind of Work Has Demi Moore Had Done?

Somewhere between the 80s and present day, Demi Moore has had work done to her face. What exactly that work is, I don't know, but I'm hoping you can help me figure it out by answering in the comments. If I had to take a guess, I'd say she's gotten some sort of partial face lift and now continues to seal the deal with occasional botox treatments. Normally celebrity plastic surgery turns out to be a total shitshow that completely ruins the face of the person we once knew, but Demi is a prett...

Is THIS What You’ve Been Reduced To, Clarissa?!

Melissa Joan Hart, why are you giving me such an awful case of the sads? The former Clarissa Explains It All and Sabrina The Teenage Witch actress had a gig in New York the other day promoting National Breakfast Day. As you flip through the gallery below and see photo after photo of Melissa posing with Snap, Crackle and Pop and high-fiving kids as they chow down on various Kellogg's cereals, try and think about what must have gone wrong in this woman's career for her to be reduced to this kind ...

Miley Goes Nuts on a Photog For Disrespecting Her Mama

Miley Cyrus may not be on great terms with her dad, but it seems like she'll do anything for her mom, including getting up in the face of some careless paparazzo. Yesterday the singer and her mom Tish were eating at California Chicken Cafe (which always makes me LOL because back in like 2007, my gay husband used to practically stalk some dude that usually ate there and I'd get manic texts like, "OMG, I'm at California Chicken Cafe and the husband alarm just went off in here! Ding ding ding!"), and when they left, they were rushed by a coupl...

Anna Kendrick Comes Clean About Her Addiction

I'll just save you the time of skimming the post for the word "cocaine" or "pain killers"... Homegirl's addicted to Angry Birds. You know, that game that housewives and fat dudes are always playing on their iPhones? Anna went to the grad opening of a restaurant last night and told the folks at PopStopTV.com that she thinks her Angry Birds addiction might warrant a visit from Dr. Drew or Jeff VanVonderen any day now. The Twilight actress said, “Oh, actually, I was playing it in the car on the way over here, is that bad? No, I have like 3...

Lindsay Lohan is Better at Modeling Than She Ever Was at Acting

Lindsay Lohan's spread in the Japanese teen/fashion magazine ModeGirl is, what? Her third post-rehab photo shoot? It seems like the best gigs the one-time actress can get these days is some occasional modeling and honestly? I don't hate the idea for her. If there's anything I learned from Top Model, it's that modeling requires you to be a semi-decent actress, but it doesn't require you to do things like memorize lines and/or not look like you're strung out. That sounds like the perfect career for Li...

Love It or Leave it: Raven-Symone?’s Short Hair

Actress Raven-Symone? showed off a short haircut while performing at a Disney Showcase in Florida over the weekend and yo: It is really nice to see this chick without some overly-styled extensions up in that dome of hers. When she was a kid, she did the braided look, the last few years she was rocking the heavy weave look and finally she's doing something with her hair that shows off her best asset: her face. I don't think I realized how pretty Raven is until I saw these pictures. All tha...

Christina Aguilera is Ready to Move On

No, not from her career or alcohol or even her new man. Singer Christina Aguilera has decided to sell her home, which you may remember as the former Osbourne residence. The move could be for a whole host of reasons. Now that she's separated from her ex-husband, she probably isn't interested in keeping up the kind of space that was built for an entire family, not to mention that the easiest way to break bad habits is to move (that's seriously how I managed to quit buying Doritos when I went to the grocery store.) But I'd put my money on something entirely different: The fact that Chri...

Quotables: Lady Gaga is Probably a Stoner

“I’m actually quite obsessed with unicorns. They are in essence a mythical creature. The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic. I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort of made them the misfit in the world of the stallion.” - Lady Gaga telling a U.K. radio station...

Britney’s Former Body Guard Still Threatening To Release Her Nude Photos

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Ladies, put the cell phone cameras down. Nude photos will only come back to haunt you. The newest victim of her own careless sexting is Britney Spears, who sent several images of herself in various stages of undress to her former body guard, Fernando Flores. Only problem? Flores wanting nothing to do with Britney's nude body and felt sexually harassed when she sent over the pictures. Last year he filed a lawsuit against the pop star, but since...

It’s Gotta Suck to Be Named ‘Suri Cruise’ When You’ve Got a Lisp

I don't know if the fact that I'm childless and probably have a drinking problem tells you how little I know about what it takes to raise a child, but I'd like to think I know the basics. As in, if I had a four year old daughter, there's no way she'd be sucking on a pacifier as she strolled down the street. According to my brief Internet research, my instincts are pretty spot-on. You're supposed to get your kid off the rubber sucker around the age of 12 months. Too much reliance on a pacifie...

If Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson Are Dating, I Will Vomit

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson have been spending a lot of time together recently. First they went out for lunch in LA the other day and seemed super flirty, then they went off to Mexico together for a few days, and now that they've returned to their respective jobs, there is talk of the two of them taking another trip together soon. The two are planning a trip to Haiti in the spring. You know, because Sean Penn loves Haiti so much. Surprised? No, no one should be surprised. Scarlett totally seems...
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