Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ashley Tisdale Got Naked for ‘Allure’

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens have more in common than just High School Musical. That’s right, they’ve both got nude photos out there, but unlike Vanessa, Ashley’s was released with her permission by Allure.

Normally when stars start having nude photos of themselves published, it’s because they’ve reached rock-bottom and are dying to have their name back in the headlines or because they’ve realized that that’s pretty much all they’re good for. Why Ashley chose to strip down isn’t totally clear to me, but you can feel free to check her out after the jump… Read More

Robert Pattinson Has a Thing for Cougars

This news should be totally delightful for his just 21-year-old girlfriend, Kristen Stewart to hear, huh?

Robert Pattinson did an interview for the new issue of Elle Magazine and in it he talked about for his fetish for the more mature set. You know, older ladies, cougars, whatever you wanna call them. Robert said, “I was always obsessed with Kate Moss. On my bedroom wall I had a poster of Linda Blair and Kate Moss. I always liked Jane Fonda. Who else? Ellen Burstyn.”

Hmmmm. While I always respect someone with an equal opportunity policy on hook ups, sounds like Robbo has a little bit of a mommy complex. While Kate Moss is still a hot young thing, Jane and Ellen have been in at least their 50s as long as Robert’s been alive. I mean, I had the hots for a Who’s The Boss?-era Tony Danza when I was five, and I still feel a little bit pervy.

Don’t worry, Kristen. The objects of Robert’s affection will be dead before you even know it.

(Sorry, that last line was really wrong of me.)

Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga’s Casual Look

When we’ve mentioned that we’d like to see Lady Gaga in a more casual look (rockstar-meets-high-school-bully?), I don’t know that this is what we were thinking.

The singer stepped out in Texas yesterday wearing the above outfit, and while it seems to be her tribute to the Southern state, it’s also bizarre to see her in a regular ol’ pair of blue jeans. Of course she went and complimented the pants with a pair of platform cowboy boots, because God forbid the woman give her disgusting, tired feet a break.

Do you like the way Gaga looks dressed down or do you prefer her in her full blown idiot costume?

Is Taylor Lautner Banging Phil Collins’ Daughter?

Taylor Lautner is in Toronto filming scenes for Breaking Dawn (that wedding scene is coming up, y’alls!) and he’s apparently so close to model-turned-actress Lily Collins that she decided to join him up there. Hmmm, seems to me like the two are probably together AKA doing the nasty. Gotta wonder how Papa Phil feels about that.

The two were snapped grabbing sushi yesterday in similar leather jackets and they seem like a pretty cute couple. They also make a hell of a lot more sense to me than Taylor & Taylor ever did.

Do you think the two are dating, or is Taylor another one of those weird child star virgins they have running around these days?

Quotables: Vanessa Hudgens Thinks The Internet is The Worst Invention Ever

“I know what the worst invention ever is. The Internet. I think it’s ruining everyone, and it just makes everybody way too accessible – it just takes away the glamor and mystery from our business.”

- Vanessa Hudgens, when asked what she thought the worst invention ever was by

As someone who’s had two leaked photos scandals and is constantly dogged on by the press for her current Z-list status, I can totally understand why Vanessa hates the Internet, but “the worst invention of all time,” is one hell of a stretch. I can’t understand why something that provides employment opportunities, connects people all over the world and is an endless source of entertainment and information is the worst invention of all time. I would go with, I dunno, guns? Heroin? Something that like, affects all of society, not just the .001% of the population that’s considered to be famous.

But I do agree that celebrities using Twitter has removed an element of mystery.

What do you think is the worst invention of all time and do you agree that celebrities using Facebook, Twitter, Tumbr, et c. has made them seem less special to us common folk?

Do You Wanna See Mr. Big’s Balls?

So Chris Noth, the dude who played Mr. Big on Sex and the City, walked in a charity fashion show last night called ‘Dressed the the Kilt’ and at the end of his walk, he decided to give the audience a little something extra: A full view of his ass/balls. The photos aren’t exactly the type of nudes that we’re used to running, as in, they’re of a dude,  but we’re sure that plenty of you SATC die hards out there have been waiting to get a full view of what Carrie was talkin’ about for a minute now.

The (obviously) NSFW pics are after the jump… Read More

Beyonce Remixed One of Her Classics for Michelle Obama

First Lady Michelle Obama asked the queen herself, Beyonce Knowles, to remix one of her greatest hits, “Get Me Bodied” for her Let’s Move! campaign that’s helping to fight childhood obesity. If I didn’t already admire Mrs. Obama, I certainly would now.

Beyonce’s new track, “Move Your Body,” is all about, ya know, moving your body, whether you’re doing The Dougie, the “Single Ladies” dance or just poppin’ and lockin’ your little  heart out.

So far they’ve only released this small sample (and it kinda jumps all over the track, so be warned) but I’m quite excited to hear the full song and I’m hoping that it’s a hit because I will take any excuse to hear those magical hand claps in the background.