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Shockingly, Lifetime Has Made a Movie That I Don’t Want to See

I will watch just about anything that airs on Lifetime with the fervor and excitement of a 12-year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert... The Client List, The Craigslist Killer, and most recently, that Amanda Knox joint. But they've finally done it. They've finally made a movie that you probably couldn't pay me to watch (although if you are interested in paying me to watch it, please feel free to send along an email to my personal adress.) William & Kate is about (what else?) the love affair leading up to the royal wedding of Prince Wil...

Love It Or Leave It: Bruno Mars is a Hat Wearin’ Fool

Bruno Mars modeled a variety of hats in the newest issue of GQ, and ladies, I gotta ask: Am I the only chick out there that dry heaves upon seeing a grown man in a hat? It'd be one thing if we were living in the 20s or if most of these hats were accompanied by zoot suits and they were going for that whole overall look, but a fedora thrown on with a flannel and some jeans? Spare me please. I dunno, maybe some women dig this style... Are any of you out there? And you can you please remove a...

Oh, God. Marisa Tomei May Play Lady Gaga in a Movie

Lady Gaga recently said that if Hollywood made a movie about her life, she'd like actress Marisa Tomei to play her. Pssh! Fat chance, right?! The beautiful and talented Marisa Tomei depicting the rough and wild Lady Gaga? Not in a million years, right? Wrong. Marisa made an appearance on The View recently and said that she's be pumped to play the dirty pop star on the big screen. She said, "I was thrilled when I heard. I love her. I love her music. And she's a smart businesswoman. So I was ...

Lindsay Lohan May Suck It Up and Go Back to The Slammer

Sources close to Lindsay Lohan say the actress is finally realizing that leaving her fate in the hands of a jury may not be the best idea, and is considering the three-month plea deal she was offered, knowing that she would probably only serve 19 days of that sentence. When originally offered the plea deal, Lindsay turned up her nose at it saying that she wasn't going to cop to anything she didn't do and would go to trial if she had to. Of course you can only imagine what kind of sentence ...

Britney Spears Hired a Math Tutor

Britney Spears still hasn't regained control of her estate after losing it back in the late '00s after suffering what was essentially a mental breakdown, but she's now making an attempt. According to PoorBritney.com (aw,) the popstar has hired a professor from UCLA to teach her some money management basics: She has employed a tutor from the Anderson School of Management at the University of California in LA. ‘Britney is moving towards getting control of her life,’ says a mole. She w...

Love It or Leave it: Hilary Duff is Bangin’

Dude, Hilary Duff posted photos of her new bangs to her Twitter account yesterday and damn! Them shits is doing wonderz! She's been looking good these days anyway (she's probably pregnant, I'm just going to start that rumor,) but in these pics she looks kinda like Mandy Moore, who is a queen. Just goes to show you how much the certain haircuts can make or break a bitch. {democracy:167} [gallery columns="2"]...

Lady Gaga’s ‘Surprisingly Normal’ Beauty Regimen Horrifies Me

There's a piece on People.com right now disclosing some of Lady Gaga's beauty routines and yo: Homegirl's got the hygiene of a rude teenage girl. While People seems to find the fact that Lady Gaga falls asleep with a face full of make up on every night refreshingly average, I'm mad concerned. I barely leave my apartment and it's important to me that I wash my face every night. It's not even for vanity purposes. I do it because walking around with dirt and grime on your face is nasty. She also admitted that she needs...

Justin Bieber Did The Blond Mullet Thing Last Night, You Guys

Justin Bieber went on the German talk show Wetten Das last night and the host, Thomas Gottschalk, did one of those super awkward talk show bits where the celebrity involved and 76% of the people watching at home are made to feel incredibly uncomfortable. He pulled out a wig designed to look like his signature messy blond mullet and placed it on Justin's head so they would look alike. Oh, hahahaha! I hate that shit. Whenever they have some celebrity participating in some sort of a hokey game...

Quotables: Did You Know SNL’s Victoria Jackson is a Bigot?

"Did you see Glee this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians — again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of Glee — what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?" - Former Saturday Night Live cast member and current Christian crusader Victoria Jackson, in her World Net Daily piece about Glee's big gay make out episode. My gay husband and I were talking about this earlier today: Don't you hate it when you love a celebrity and then find out that they're some sort o...

Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger Quit the Charade

photo of renee zellweger and bradley cooper dating pictures Dude, this is almost like, ceremonial for me. The first weekend that I ever worked at EvilBeet I wrote up a post being like, "Isn't it weird that Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger are dating because he's clearly a homosexual?" It took them like, two years, but the couple, as of Friday, at least, are officially dunzo. To be fair, the two never announced or even confirmed that they were a couple, but they lived together, made a movie together and were often seen out together. It was either a...

Caption This: Corey Feldman Embarrasses Himself in Hollywood

Corey Feldman is clearly going through a tough time. Not because he lost one of his best friends about a year ago and not because his career is non-existent, but because homeboy is out of the house with a reverse rat tail hanging off his dome in 2011. Corey was photographed on Hollywood Boulevard the other night with this hot mess on his head, and while I'm shocked, I'm not shocked. If anyone would try and make this look happen, it's this douche. Take a closer look at his 'do in the galler...

James Franco Does ‘Vogue Hommes International’

James Franco just did Vogue Hommes International and his spread was shot by the creepy-but-fabulous Terry Richardson. It is, predictably, about as delicious as eating a cheeseburger in bed. No half-baked Oscars hosting gig or gender-bending photo shoot will ever get me over this guy. He's the closest thing we have to a James Dean, you know. I'm just going to leave these here. [gallery columns="7"]...
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