Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Maxim Superbowl Party

maxim-superbowl-party  I feel bad for all the poor stiffs who thought they'd be meeting the 'Maxim Hot 100' at this party and instead got a somewhat surly looking Stacey Keibler, Brody Jenner and Doug Reinhart feeling each other up  and Kevin Sorbo in a mock turtleneck. On the upside - Brittany Snow dyed her hair dark! I actually like the change on her. She's always been sunny super blond so maybe the new hair will help her get more serious roles. Other attendees, including Chris from N*Sync and Howie fro...

Sympathy For Delicious

orlando-bloom-1 Here's Orlando Bloom wandering about in various states of undress on the set of his latest film "Sympathy For Delicious". Personally, his sexy peaked for me when he was Legolas in Lord of the Rings. Something about those silky blond locks and pointy ears really got to me. I think Jakey G has him beat on the whole "shirtless-movie-set-posing"  but he's not half bad.  [gallery]...

This Has Got to End

The whole celebrity clothing line shtick is played out.  I say this because this man.. toby-keith-5The whole celebrity clothing line shtick is played out.  I say this because this man.. ..should not under ANY circumstances be dressing other people.  Toby Keith has decided he has style to spare (HA!) and is launching a clothing line called "T.K Steelman" (a porn name just waiting to happen) according to People Magazine. The line will be comprised of  "casual duds for average dudes" and Keith plans to market to stores like Kohl's, Target, Walmart and Macy's. Toby's impeccably coiff...

My Dog is Going to Be So Pissed When He Sees This

spaghetti-cat Spaghetti Cat is hitting the big time! Keds, the brand that Mischa Barton supposedly represents, has created an actual Spaghetti Cat themed shoe. The "bold piece of leisure footwear" features the bottomless green orbs of  the famous carb loading feline the oh-so-original words "Spaghetti Cat" embossed beneath in some sort of Windows 98 script. Yes - they're completely and utterly serious about this. The best part? They're only available online through Zazzle U.K for the unbelievably af...

The 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

bradpittangelinajolie For anybody hoping to make money betting on the Oscars (who does that??) the Screen Actor's Guild Awards may be your   source for where to place your bets. Pretty much every SAG nod is mirrored by the corresponding Oscar Nomination. Meaning if you follow the winners and losers tonight, you're almost guaranteed some sort of pay off.  Last year the SAGs were the show with the most celebs due to the writers strike. Hopefully the attendance won't drop now that that's over. The SAG awards are playing live right now on TNT and TBS. Here are some of the arrivals.. [gallery]...

Viral Marketing for Jesus?

pope-xvi A few days ago I got a friend request on MySpace from a pastor. It freaked me out a little (Pastor + MySpace = WTF?!?) but I figured he was an anomaly. Now I see this: ROME - The Vatican has launched its own YouTube channel in what is being touted as a watershed endorsement by Pope Benedict XVI of the new media age. The Vatican YouTube channel, www.youtube.com/vaticanit, will feature a selection of short clips of papal messages, produced by the Vatican's television center and Vatican R...

Makeover Shows Make You Hate Yourself?

plastic-surgery USC professor Julie Albright conducted a study based on her theory that "makeover" and plastic surgery oriented television promote body dissatisfaction amongst women. She believes that this dissatisfaction is prodding women into going under the knife in order to correct perceived flaws or reach a standard of beauty which has become increasingly difficult to obtain. Albright interviewed 662 college aged women as part of her "Impossible Bodies" study and found that regardless of socioeconomic ...

Golden Girls For Life!

betty-white As a child I loved Golden Girls. It didn't matter in the least that they were all senior citizens and I was approximately seven years of age. Their unwavering friendship and golden deliciousness crept right into my tiny child-size heart. Now I can relive a portion of that because TV Guide is reporting that Betty White will  return to TV this Spring playing "a crazy witch lady that's always lived in town and who everybody has always been scared of."  in an episode of  'My Name is Earl'!  Betty White looks frail, but she's spry as a...

Miss America!

I had no idea this was even on. Last night in Las Vegas Miss Indiana Katie Stam was crowned Miss America 2009. She triumphed over adversity besting laryngitis, sleep deprivation, and 51 contestants to win the crown. katie-stamI had no idea this was even on. Last night in Las Vegas Miss Indiana Katie Stam was crowned Miss America 2009. She triumphed over adversity besting laryngitis, sleep deprivation, and 51 contestants to win the crown. I think by next year they'll have installed secret cams in their sleeping quarters and plied them with alcohol so it can join the bubbling cauldron that is Reality TV for real. They already moved the show to Vegas. I'm always a little suspicious of Miss America contestants t...

Sting Needs to Bottle That Tantric Shit

 And then commence selling it to the waiting public. sting And then commence selling it to the waiting public. Sting, Wife Trudy, Actor Sam Rockwell and others at the "Moon" after party.   As you can see from the visual evidence above - it is clearly fucking with his head. But I've never seen a man so deliriously happy. You can almost hear him screaming " I am SEX PANTHER" while Trudie laughs indulgently and brushes the crushed ice from his vodka tonic out of his beard. It's like one of those male enhancement commercials but for real. He kind...

Give the Drunk Guy a Chance

rodney-dangerfield Yeeeeeeah. Rodney knows.   According to a recent study involving some 1,580 Australian men, guys that drink are better in bed.  Until now, it has been widely believed alcohol consumption could cause erectile dysfunction, commonly called "brewer's droop''But a study of 1580 Australian men has shown the reverse may be true, with drinkers reporting as many as 30 per cent fewer problems than teetotallers.  Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never...