Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I’m Sensing a Pattern Here..

anne-hathaway Anne Hathaway has Suga Mama disease. She seems to have some sort of internal homing device that draws her to the wrong sort of man. You know, the one that "never has money/always forgets his wallet and needs you to pay but that's okay because he loves you so much." First, there was master con-man douche Raffaello Follieri, whose rent she reported paid among other things, and now this new guy, Adam Shulman.  Star Magazine reports: "Adam is not a swindler like Raffaello, but the truth is t...

Andy Dick Got the Memo

andy-dick And now he is going to scrape what's left of his life together! Hooray! Andy told Entertainment Tonight that he has "learned his lesson". "When I drink I turn into a moron. I think I'm being funny and clever, but I look back on the video tape and I border on retardation." *nods* Yes, retardation. Exactly, Andy. That's what we all saw too. Andy Dick was arrested last July and pled guilty to misdemeanor assault and marijuana possession this past October. Since then he has been fitt...

Is That a Bustle?

miley-cyrus-3 Miley Cyrus attended the 51st Annual GRAMMY Awards - Salute To Icons: Clive Davis, and while at first what she's wearing appears to simply be an over eager attempt at sexiness embossed with the unlikely image of Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast, once she turns to the side you see this:   Is that a bustle?!  A bustled mini dress with pockets?! Miley, I know you're anxious to get this "potential racist" stench monkey off your back, but adorning your backside with three extra yards of fab...

The Aniston Audio Library

jennifer-aniston  In the upcoming issue of Marie Claire magazine during a group interview with her He's Just Not That Into You co-stars Jennifer Aniston admits to keeping an odd memento from each of her major relationships. "I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband . . . It's like saving love letters."  I'm really glad that she's a self-sufficient woman who is totally over her ex and doesn't need a man to complete her because if I were a dude ...

It’s Still Creepy

paul-walker1 Paul Walker's friends deny that he is engaged to his 19-year old girlfriend, Jasmine, but they do not deny that the two began dating when she was just 16 to Walker's 32. Even creepier? The rumors started after pics of the two vacationing in Maui surfaced. Walker frequently goes to Hawaii to visit his 10-year old daughter, Meadow, from a previous relationship. So, basically, while Paul was gettin his willy wet and conceiving children some 10 years ago his girlfriend was learning to write curs...

Salma Hayek Feeds the Hungry…With Her Boobs

salma-hayek Salma recently confided during a USATODAY interview that during her trip to Africa she felt a deep maternal need to intervene in the case of one child whose mother was unable to breastfeed. "The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother didn't have milk. He was very hungry. I was weaning Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk that I was pumping, so I breast-fed the baby," she says, her voice dropping. "You should have seen his eyes. When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying." Well,...

Schwing!

tia-carrere-4 Tia Carrere, whom some of you may remember as Cassandra from Wayne's World, stopped by the Grammy Gift Suite to play it up for some free shiz looking decidedly 'schwing!' worthy. I haven't seen her around much after Relic Hunter and then Dancing with the Stars, but from the looks of her credits she's been doing alot of voiceover work. More pics of Tia workin it for stuff I still have to pay for: [gallery]...

Backstroke!

michael-phelps1 Despite the rumors swirling about Subway dumping merman Phelps, their rep came out and denied the story. "Like most Americans, and like Michael Phelps himself, we were disappointed in his behavior," Megan Driscoll, the rep for Subway, tells Usmagazine.com. "Also like most Americans, we accept his apology. Moving forward, he remains in our plans." Look at that devilish grin on Phelpsy! He knows what's up! He's going to be chillaxin with Tommy Chong and munching foot longs for the next 3 months. Except this time, he'll do it in the privacy of his own basement....

Kinda Curious To See Where This Goes…

katy-perry-grammy-rehearsal Grammy rehearsals were underway yesterday at The Staples Center and if these wacktastical masks of artistic effort  are any indication of what 's in store for I might actually tune in. Grammies are happening this Sunday, February 8th, 8pm et/pt on CBS. For a complete list of nominees you can go here. More unfortunate facial contortions from this year's Grammy performers.. [gallery]...

Nobody Say ANYTHING

woody-allen1    Woody Allen and his next wife *ahem* daughter attended the Knick's game at Madison Square Garden Friday night. Did anyone hear that? That was the sound of me shooting fish in a barrel.  I think I'm gonna let this one slide based on the premise that it basically writes itself....Also, I do not want to go to Hell....

Claire Danes and Boyishly Handsome Unknown Now Engaged

  claire-danes-hugh-dancy-engagement  Not to say that Hugh's acting credits are insignificant so much as um....well....undiscovered? To his credit, he did just star in this year's Alfred P. Sloan Award winner at Sundance (Adam) and now he's engaged to Claire Danes! He will be appearing next in Confessions of a Shopoholic while Claire makes her next appearance in Me and Orson Welles. Congrats to the happy couple!...

Singlehandedly Resurrecting The Economy

This guy kevin-jamesThis guy   has managed to bring in some 83 million dollars in the past three weeks. In light of the grim economic outlook January's movie revenues are a surprise to the industry. North American ticket sales are up 20% compared to the same time last year and 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' is a large part of that improved number. I hear security guards are none to pleased with the film, but America seems to be loving it. I'll admit when I saw the trailer I was like "what in the segway riding must...