Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nadya Suleman Makes Bad Decisions

nadya-suleman An organization called "Angels in Waiting" offered Suleman FREE 24-hour childcareand a home for her and her children to live in and she turned them down flat. The group, fronted by attorney Gloria Allred, gave Nadya till Thurs, Feb. 26th to make a decision. To recap - Suleman is a single, unemployed mother of 14, who lives with her increasingly irate parents, and has no immediate prospects for a secure financial future. She even told Dr. Phil that the hospital probably won't release the babi...

Why Aren’t You Supporting Them?!

jonas-brothers The Jonas Brothers are very sad. They've been abandoned in their time of need. Jonas Brothers: The 3D Experience is playing on approximately 1,200 3D and IMAX theaters where the tickets are $15-18 a pop and they still barely managed to rake in 4.8 million on opening day by industry estimates. Where execs once were hoping for a 30 million premiere weekend, they're willing to settle for a measly 17 - 20mil. The bros must be feeling especially low when they consider that Miley's concert movie had a...

One Night Only

siegfried-and-roy Siegfried and Roy returned to the stage to perform a signature illusion and raise money for charity. The pair performed with the massive white tiger Montecore, also known as the tiger that mauled Roy some 5 years ago and left him partially paralyzed. After the incident, Siegfried and Roy's show, which ran for 13 years with over 5,000 performances went dark, and the illusionists went into semi-retirement. Their performance last night was the highlight of a benefit for the Cleveland Clinic Lo...

The Circle of Life

carmen-electra Carmen Electra started out shakin her ass for Prince. After that, she got naked for Playboy, people started paying her to talk on shows like Singled Out and Baywatch, and now slowly but surely she's sunk back to the original career low of shaking her ass for a man with a guitar. Hopefully she will gather up her dignity and fade quietly into obscurity instead of pulling a Pamela Anderson and miming taking a dump on a runway in a glorified cocktail waitress uniform for a buck. [gallery columns="2"]...

THAT is How You Suck Face

orlando-bloom-miranda-kerr Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were caught going at it on the balcony. You can tell it's all steamy passionate due to the face clutching we see going on in the photo. Either this is a blatant photo op or these kids truly are crazy about each other. Engagement announcement on the horizon perhaps? [gallery columns="2"]...

Rabies!

28749PCN_DeLuxe Ah, no. My bad. That's just Annalynne McCord modeling the world's worst tan. With all the bikini pics of her out there you'd think she was getting enough sun to not have to resort to this. According to wiki she's only 21, but this makes her look twice that, easy. She's the color of the crunchy edges of baked macaroni! I don't get the fascination with fake tanning. If you're pale, just be pale and deal with it. Don't give yourself age spots and a reverse raccoon in pursuit of something nat...

Ed McMahon Has Been in the Hospital for Almost a Month…

ed-mcmahon ..and people are just now noticing. Doctor's say McMahon is in serious condition, but his spokesman, Howards Bragman, had this to say: "Ed's a big, strong, hearty guy and his family and I are hopeful and optimistic about his prognosis," he said. Yes, he's as "hearty" an 85-year old as there ever was. His birthday is March 6, and given how much Ed's already been through I'm confident he'll see that day. If he's spry enough for the 'Cash for Gold' commercial he's spry enough to  beat p...

Spiderman to Save the Day!

spiderman I thought we were in a recession...? Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark will make it’s Broadway debut on February 18, 2010 at The Hilton Theater. The show is directed by Tony Award-winning Lion King director Julie Taymor and features music & lyrics by Bono and The Edge of U2 fame. The production will cost a reported $40 million, making it the costliest Broadway production to date. Part of the enormous price tag stems from a massive cityscape set that includes skyscrapers for the web slin...

Baby Names!

kendra-wilkinson Kendra Wilkinson is telling anybody who'll listen about what an old-fashioned girl she is. Once she ties the knot June she's taking  on her new hubby's last name and immediately dropping into prime babymaking position. She and fiance Hank Baskett already have the names picked out. She claims it'll be 'Kaleigh' for a girl and 'Hank Baskett IV' for a boy but we all know she's going to try so slip in some shit like 'Lycra' or 'DEEZ NUTZ' and hope nobody notices....

No Doubt Making a Gossip Girl Appearance

  nodoubt_1  Gwen Stefani and original No Doubtmembers Tony Kanal, Tom Dumont and Adrian Young will drop in on the Gossip Girl cast for a special appearance in their May 11th episode. The appearance roughly coincides with the kick off of their '09 Summer Tour, which starts May 3rd in New Jersey (YEAH). It's going to be their first tour in 5 years. Tix go on sale March 7th. I'm excited to see the band back together. Screaming 'Spiderwebs' at the top of my lungs in 4th Grade was a cathartic and charact...

Julie Bowen’s Having Twins!

julie-bowen Bowen had previously announced her pregnancy this past fall . She and husband Scott Phillips were preparing to welcome a baby boy or girl. It wasn't till just recently that they realized they'd actually gotten a 2fer and so they've announced that they're now expecting twins! I do have to wonder what the hell that second baby has been doing this whole time to avoid detection. Never been preggers, so I don't know exactly how many weeks along you have to be to be able to count the babies, but she m...

Puss N Boots PDA

 lohan ronson paris 151108  Linds and her labia lover Sam Ronson were spied getting a tad touchy feely on their recent trans-atlantic flight. The romance was more than just physical though. Passengers supposedly spotted Lohan "texting sweet nothings" to Sam "despite sitting eight inches away from her." The two also squeezed into the elbow shattering space of the tiny airplane bathroom to change into  "matching black sleep suits" before settling into their seats for more cooing, cuddling, and general nonsense. So, ...