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mena-suvari-christian-siriano Mena Suvari and Christian Sirano at the USA Network's "American Character: A Photographic Journey" Launch Event. While we're on the subject - how do we feel about Mena now that she has hair again? I kinda miss the bald look, but this naughty flight attendant wiggish thing isn't half bad either.... [gallery columns="2"]...

This Really Makes Me Feel for Sarah Michelle Gellar

william-romeo You see, while SMG's latest cinematic release was doomed to the depths of 'straight-to-DVD' hell, Fast and the Furious 4 got its very own red carpet premiere. Granted, I'm pretty sure the Gellar flick was some random rip off of yet another Japanese horror movie, but even then I have a very hard time believing it wasn't more worthy of the big screen than a film with the tagline "New Model. Original Parts.' Luckily for Sarah she's slated to return to TV soon with a much talked about HBO pilot ...

The Humans Are All Dead

lady-gaga Anybody watching Flight of the Conchords? No? Alright. Aaaaanyway, Lady GaGa performed last night. She seems more covered up than usual. I think that's due to the addition of the fishnet pantyhose that she's pretending are pants. Those sunglasses/S.W.A.T style facial shields are stupendous. Her costumes are almost enough to make me see the show, but if I see average flabby on the street wearing any of this ish I'll track her down and make her take responsibility. America is not ready for Latex-...

Yep, Still 15

 taylor-momsen  Despite all physical evidence to the contrary, Taylor Momsen is just 15 years old. Really. When I was younger I always wondered why TV Execs insisted upon hiring 24 yr olds, tarting them up, and then trying to fool me into believing that they were my age. Now I understand. It's way less despicable to turn a 24 year old into a vaguely inappropiately dressed teenage character than it is to take an actual teenager and turn her into...this. And to think that this is the same girl that ...

You’re a Fucking Amateur! That’s Why I Love You!

christian-bale Christian Bale's reputation has gotten so bad after the whole rant-y thing that he's supposedly planning to star in a romantic comedy. The Dark Knight actor - who hit the headlines when a recording of his foul-mouthed rant on the set of the new Terminator movie found its way on to the Internet - is going all-out for laughs in a bid to show the other side of his personality. 'Cuse me? Christian Bale in a romantic comedy is like Elmo making a cameo as a junkie in the next Batman flick. Do...

A-Rod Wants to Buy You Panties

a-rod Apparently, Alex Rodriguez likes lace and 'Sexy Little Things' so much that he's willing to buy them for you. "He's been going into Victoria's Secret for the last seven months and buying $1,000 gift cards, sometimes five or six at a time. He must be giving them out like candy" First: I didn't even know Victoria's Secret made $1,000 Gift Cards - I might be in the wrong tax bracket.  Second: Kind of a shame that all those pretty panties are going to go to muscular bossy blondes.  I supp...

Fanning Confirmed for ‘New Moon’

dakota-fanning So, it's been made official - Dakota Fanning will star as "Jane" in 'New Moon'. Dakota Fanning is set to star in the Twilight sequel New Moon, EW has confirmed. The actress will play Jane, a member of Italy's evil Volturi, in the anticipated movie, which opens in November. She had been in talks to appear in the film ever since she was offered the role in January. "It would be really cool to do it," the 15-year-old Fanning told EW at the January premiere of her most recent release, Push, which...

Muy Caliente!

dora Nickelodeon and Mattel hate your child. How do I know? The silhouette above is the new Dora the Explorer. Apparently, the two companies feel that they need Dora to "grow up"  along with her fans instead of say, I don't know, staying normal and attracting NEW fans. They gave her some big pagent-y hair, what I'm sure are sparkly flats, and what appears to be a dangerously short skirt. You cannot "explore" anything worthwhile in a skirt that short without showin' what the good lord gave ...

Circus, Circus

britney-spears1 Our dear beloved Brit Brit had a surprise visit with about 40 sick children currently staying in the Miami Children's Hospital. She also pledged to donate 100,000 to the hospital's Big Apple Circus Clown Care program. The program enables the hospital to provide medically trained techs dressed as clowns for the children, in an effort to make their treatments and situation less scary. I understand that this program is a good thing. They have their hearts in the right place. But WTF could be mo...

Again?!

jimmy-and-sarah Poor Sarah. First her show budget gets crapped on, and now, this. Despite a reconciliation that gave them both cause for laughs, late-night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel, 41, and comedian Sarah Silverman, 38, have split. No reason was revealed for their second breakup. The funny duo dated for five years before they called it quits last July. But they rekindled their relationship just a few months later. "They're taking it slow," a source told PEOPLE last fall. "They're on the road back to be...

High Voltage Tattoo

kat-von-d Kat Von D set up shop in a Borders to sign copies of her new book High Voltage Tattoo. High Voltage Tattoo is a graphic perspective on today's global tattoo culture by Kat Von D, star of The Learning Channel's L.A. Inkand one of the most talented and popular artists working today. Designed in a style that is reminiscent of a handmade Gothic journal with its red padded cover, ornate typography, and parchmentlike pages, it throws the door wide open to tattooing culture in the way only an insider ...

Baby Bump Watch ’09

nicole-richie Nicole Richie was spotted out and about in LA. Since Joel's pregnancy announcement everybody's been waiting to see the first outward sign that she's actually with child. You can't see much here, because of her dress, and I don't think that's accidental. Nicole's played this game before and she plays it well. She'll string it out in loose dresses, obscure vests, and large bags for the next few months to stir the feeding frenzy. I'm happy for her, of course, but I can't help but think she lo...