Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Debunker: Eminem’s Ex-Wife, Drew’s Engagement, and Snooki’s Nudes

There are so many rumors that need debunking this weekend, I'm just going to put them all in one post. Eminem and ex wife Kim Mathers are not getting back together, and most definitely are not planning to have another child together, as was claimed by a rumor that made the rounds earlier in the week. Domestic violence charities rejoice. Drew Barrymore and longtime boyfriend Justin Long are not getting engaged in spite of a Facebook update that suggested otherwise. According to Drew's rep, the Facebook account that r...

John Mayer Must Be Doing Something Right

According to a source, Mayer hooked up with Taylor Swift when they were both in Nashville on January 24th. "She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear. They were acting like teenagers." The source claimed that the couple dined at the Cabana restaurant and were joined by their friends. After their dinner reservation, they were spotted leaving the restaurant alone and heading to the Hermitage Hotel. "Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morn...

Jamie Lynn Spears Has a New, Older Boyfriend

Jamie Lynn Spear's is dating a new dude and the difference in their ages is almost as old as she was when she had her baby: 10 years. After breaking it off with babydaddy Aldridge in December, she's moved on to the 28 year old owner of a "communications company" from her hometown-- which sounds grandiose, but could just mean he owns a store that sells cell phone accessories in the strip mall next to the Captain Video & Tanning. The guy is only 28, but I keep forgetting that she's o...

Howard Stern Could Replace Simon Cowell on ‘Idol’

I'm about to toss a turd into your Saturday punch bowl. Idol producers are reportedly "eager to hire" Howard Stern to take over as resident asshole when Simon Cowell leaves American Idol after this season. Stern's $100 million a year contract with Sirius expires next January. As hard as it is to believe he gets paid that much to talk shit on satellite radio, it's even harder to believe that taking the Idol post would be a step down in the salary brackets; Cowell only got paid $50 milli...

Don’t Pretend to Slash Those Wrists Just Yet, Emo Kids

Fallout Boy is on a break, but is not breaking up, according to Pete Wentz. Pete says that the band "just got burned out" but they haven't definitively called it quits. "We're just on a break. I think that after having Bronx, and with my wife [Ashlee Simpson] having this much of a workload right now, it has been such a good thing for me. There's nothing I wanna be better at in the world than being a dad." Echoing a sentiment that has most likely been typed on many a blog by mourning em...

Kanye Didn’t Throw a Hissyfit

Kanye took to his blog today to deny the New York Post's claims that he pitched an in-flight fit earlier this week when he and an assistant were denied an upgrade from business to first class. "I feel bad that people believe this kind of stuff or any random rumor that is taken as fact because 'it's on the internet'," he said. "This rumor is particularly ironic because I was actually happy with a business class seat and was offered a seat in first class. A friend of mine was sitting in coach so asked if they could bump him up to business instead o...

If You Ever Wanted Madonna Inside You, Here’s Your Chance

Madge is looking to be a momma again, but after the hullabaloo that went down with her adoption of Mercy, she's thinking about surrogacy instead. "Madonna wants another baby of her own, so she's meeting with a fertility expert to discuss her options," a source claimed. "After what Madonna went through during the adoption of Mercy, she is ruling out going back to Malawi. There's no way she wants to put herself in that position again, where she thought she had the baby, then there were endless de...

Quotables: Conan’s Farewell Speech

"There's been a lot of speculation in the press about what I legally can and can't say about NBC. And-- this isn't a joke-- to set the record straight--and this is true-- tonight, I'm allowed to say anything I want... And what I want to say is this: between my time at Saturday Night Live, the Late Night show, and my brief run here on The Tonight Show, I've worked with NBC for over 20 years. Yes, we have our differences right now. Yes, we're going our separate ways. But this company has bee...

Johnny Depp is Not Dead

Don't go posting those RIP comments on the Youtube video for Bone Thugs' "Crossroads" just yet: Johnny Depp is not dead. For the record, neither is Paul McCartney, Paris Hilton, Taylor Lautner, Jeff Goldblum, Tom Hanks, Will Ferrel, John Goodman, Eminem, or (incredibly) Lou Reed. Depp was the subject of death rumors this weekend that placed him on the receiving end of a fatal car crash. We've been down this road before. It's a familiar one: A) Someone starts a rumor, intentionally o...

Gary Coleman Arrested for Domestic Assault

Gary Coleman doesn't have much luck with the ladies-- not because he's short, but because he likes to punch them. Ladies usually don't like that. Back in 1998, he was arrested and charged with assault after punching a woman. In 2007, he was cited for disorderly conduct after getting into a heated public argument with an unidentified female acquaintance. And earlier this year, he and now ex-wife Shannon Price were arrested for disorderly conduct after the two got into a "discussion" that res...

Is that… Emma Watson?

In these outtake photos from her Vs. Magazine photo shoot, Emma looks... sultry. Even if she's not exactly sure what to do with the lipstick. I happen to think Emma is absolutely gorgeous, and it's about time she comes into her own and distances herself from that bushy haired middle schooler, Hermione. But I don't know about this look. Hot? Or too much makeup? [gallery]...