The train wreck that rivals the Old 97 (look it up) Lindsay Lohan, partied with Jade Jagger at London fashion week. That's her and Jade Jagger above, doing their best impressions of a palsy inducing blood alcohol level. Or maybe they're just "smizing" too hard, I don't know.
At first glance it might seem like an odd pairing, but the two really have a lot in common. For example, they both look like they are 38. Also, Jagger has successfully done hew own line of accessories while Lohan has successful...
Not too long ago the pitbull terrier belonging to Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James went missing. Luckily, Cinnabun (which is the most adorable name for a pitbulll, ever) was returned 3 weeks later after the couple put out several public pleas and enlisted the services of a pet detective.
They still don't know what happened to the dog when she went missing, but disturbingly, the dog lost over 23 pounds during the 25 days she was missing, and "sustained severe injuries." James was on Ryan S...
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Out of Australia comes this unexpected and totally over exaggerated story that Lady Gaga is penniless. The rumors stem from the following quote in The Daily Telegraph in which Gaga explains how she devotes all her time and resources to her career.
"I live right here in the moment. I live on stage. I don't own a house, I don't spend money on those things. I live out of a suitcase and I make music and art and I spend every dollar that I make on stage - that's it."
The article somehow spins that into the idea tha...
If you've been dying for a dose of something freckly, pasty, and adorable ever since Conan went off the air last month, then your prayers have been answered. If you pray for that kind of thing.
Since his contract with NBC prevents him from doing television for a year, Coco nuts is reportedly considering bringing the hot red-headed mess straight to your face via a live speaking tour that would take him to several venues across the states and maybe even to Europe.
Many of the venues would be college campuses, which will make the frat boys very happy because it gives them another reason to take their shirt...
In what represents an appropriate metaphor for his life in the last 6 months, Charlie Sheen's vehicle went off a cliff early Friday morning.
The car's On*Star system automatically notified emergency services when the crash occurred at around 3:45am somewhere off of Mulholland Drive. Sheen himself was then notified by phone because he wasn't in the vehicle when it crashed. Or so the story goes...
The official story is that the car was stolen by persons unknown from Sheen's driveway, and th...
By now we've all seen Heidi Montag's freakish metamorphosis-by virtue of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day-- into a realistic approximation of a human being with big tits and large lips. Fellow Hills cast member Kristin Cavallari recently revealed her opinion on the procedures, saying that she supports her friend's decision to go under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife....
"I think if she's happy, it's her body, she can do wha...
If you're looking for something uplifting or inspiring, you'd best go read something else: you'll find naught but bitterness here.
Bitterness because the fact that Jennifer Aniston is turning 41 makes me feel really, really old.
Bitterness because, at 41, she's more attractive than my saggy 28 year old ass will ever be.
Bitterness because while I'm stuck here huddling under a blanket in the grips of Snowtorious B.I.G. 2010 with nothing but my flaky, white, winter-ravaged skin to keep m...
Along with my 60 year old alt-country former hippie father, you can add Jay-Z to the list of unlikely Susan Boyle fans.
In a recent interview, he sung the Boyle's praises and even suggested that she capitalize on her success by starting her own clothing line.
"What Susan's achieved is unbelievable. Everybody wants a piece of her and the market for her is huge. I could see her with her own clothing range. Sure, why not? She'll appeal to women of a certain age. They'll see an ordinary per...
Former NFL defensive tackle and Dancing with the Stars finalist Warren Sapp was arrested on Saturday and charged with domestic battery after police were called to Miami Beach's Shore Club hotel.
Sapp's girlfriend of 2 years alleges that he choked her and pushed her down after the two got into a heated argument about her hanging out with other men. Sapp's version of the story is that he was "helping her off the couch when she fell backward and hurt her leg." Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh. Riiiiiiiight. ...
The train wreck that rivals the Old 97 (look it up) Lindsay Lohan, partied with Jade Jagger at London fashion week. That's her and Jade Jagger above, doing their best impressions of a palsy inducing blood alcohol level. Or maybe they're just "smizing" too hard, I don't know.
At first glance it might seem like an odd pairing, but the two really have a lot in common. For example, they both look like they are 38. Also, Jagger has successfully done hew own line of accessories while Lohan has successful...
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Not too long ago the pitbull terrier belonging to Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James went missing. Luckily, Cinnabun (which is the most adorable name for a pitbulll, ever) was returned 3 weeks later after the couple put out several public pleas and enlisted the services of a pet detective.
They still don't know what happened to the dog when she went missing, but disturbingly, the dog lost over 23 pounds during the 25 days she was missing, and "sustained severe injuries." James was on Ryan S...
g
Out of Australia comes this unexpected and totally over exaggerated story that Lady Gaga is penniless. The rumors stem from the following quote in The Daily Telegraph in which Gaga explains how she devotes all her time and resources to her career.
"I live right here in the moment. I live on stage. I don't own a house, I don't spend money on those things. I live out of a suitcase and I make music and art and I spend every dollar that I make on stage - that's it."
The article somehow spins that into the idea tha...
If you've been dying for a dose of something freckly, pasty, and adorable ever since Conan went off the air last month, then your prayers have been answered. If you pray for that kind of thing.
Since his contract with NBC prevents him from doing television for a year, Coco nuts is reportedly considering bringing the hot red-headed mess straight to your face via a live speaking tour that would take him to several venues across the states and maybe even to Europe.
Many of the venues would be college campuses, which will make the frat boys very happy because it gives them another reason to take their shirt...
In what represents an appropriate metaphor for his life in the last 6 months, Charlie Sheen's vehicle went off a cliff early Friday morning.
The car's On*Star system automatically notified emergency services when the crash occurred at around 3:45am somewhere off of Mulholland Drive. Sheen himself was then notified by phone because he wasn't in the vehicle when it crashed. Or so the story goes...
The official story is that the car was stolen by persons unknown from Sheen's driveway, and th...
By now we've all seen Heidi Montag's freakish metamorphosis-by virtue of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day-- into a realistic approximation of a human being with big tits and large lips. Fellow Hills cast member Kristin Cavallari recently revealed her opinion on the procedures, saying that she supports her friend's decision to go under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife....
"I think if she's happy, it's her body, she can do wha...
If you're looking for something uplifting or inspiring, you'd best go read something else: you'll find naught but bitterness here.
Bitterness because the fact that Jennifer Aniston is turning 41 makes me feel really, really old.
Bitterness because, at 41, she's more attractive than my saggy 28 year old ass will ever be.
Bitterness because while I'm stuck here huddling under a blanket in the grips of Snowtorious B.I.G. 2010 with nothing but my flaky, white, winter-ravaged skin to keep m...
Along with my 60 year old alt-country former hippie father, you can add Jay-Z to the list of unlikely Susan Boyle fans.
In a recent interview, he sung the Boyle's praises and even suggested that she capitalize on her success by starting her own clothing line.
"What Susan's achieved is unbelievable. Everybody wants a piece of her and the market for her is huge. I could see her with her own clothing range. Sure, why not? She'll appeal to women of a certain age. They'll see an ordinary per...
Former NFL defensive tackle and Dancing with the Stars finalist Warren Sapp was arrested on Saturday and charged with domestic battery after police were called to Miami Beach's Shore Club hotel.
Sapp's girlfriend of 2 years alleges that he choked her and pushed her down after the two got into a heated argument about her hanging out with other men. Sapp's version of the story is that he was "helping her off the couch when she fell backward and hurt her leg." Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh. Riiiiiiiight. ...