Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lady GaGa Wants Fluffy Pink Pubic Hair On Tour

Lady GaGa - aka Queen of the Universe - is a f-cking weirdo. You know it, I know it, Milo knows it, the grass growing in the garden knows it... you get my drift. While many might defend her eccentricities as ~*avant garde*~ and of too high an artistic standard for our pea sized brains to truly comprehend, I just think she's done too many Class A drugs and is more than a little chemically unbalanced. Therefore, it should be no surprise that for her Monster Ball tour, the Lady herself created a rider that even my wildest dreams could not have concocted. W...

Shakira and Gerard Piqué Show Off Their Baby Boy

Newsflash: Colombia's favorite she-wolf and footballer boyfriend Gerard Piqué have had a baby boy! This is another case where hotness cancellation could happen, but luckily for them, it didn't. Baby Milan was born in Barcelona on January 22 and while most celebs would be cashing the check of the first mag to offer them $20k for those oh-so exclusive first photos, Shakira has a bit more class and has used the opportunity to draw attention to a worthy cause. Taking to her Twitter page on Mon...

Kristin Chenoweth Ain’t Feeling American Airlines’ Nonsense

Kristin Chenoweth is pretty much close to royalty in several communities - there's the Broadway community, the animal loving community and of course, the gay community. I don't know what kind of monster you have to be not to recognize a queen when she looks you in the eye, but apparently American Airlines didn't get the message and messed with the wrong bitch aboard a flight late last month: From TMZ: The altercation went down this week as Kristin boarded a flight from Dallas to L.A.. We're told Kr...

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Kelly Brook is wearing a green bikini - take note! [The Superficial] Victoria Beckham takes Harper Seven out for walkies [Lainey Gossip] Britney Spears takes her puppy out for some pampering [Starpulse] Celebrities do duck lips just like the rest of us [theBERRY] Lindsay Lohan owns up to owing Shawn Chapman Holley loads of money [TMZ] Shirley MacLaine waited around while her daughter lost her virginity [The Frisky] Sandra Bullock and son Louis went to the Super Bowl [Celebitchy] Beyoncé announces wo...

Demi Lovato’s Roommate Cleans the Floor with Pledge Like An Idiot

I know what you're thinking: Demi Lovato has a roommate? That X Factor money ain't shit! Well, she does, and said roommate's lights are on upstairs but apparently no one's home, because she decided last week to clean the hardwood floors of the pair's Los Angeles place with Pledge, leaving them extremely slippery and perfect for Demi to fall and break her leg on. Ouch. That sort of makes us twins, as I broke my ankle in early January and still have two weeks left of this idiotic cast before I can even t...

Rihanna Embraces Her Bad Role Model Title

Rihanna smoked away all the f-cks she had left to give a long while ago, so it should be no surprise that she couldn't care less whether anyone thinks she's a bad role model. I sort of love Rihanna's buck wild spirit (and definitely love her music, and not even ironically) but even I have to admit that I wouldn't want my kids - if I had any - looking up to her. She defends her decision to reunite with her abuser, can't seem to keep her clothes on and spends most of her time Instagramming pho...

Michelle Williams Is Flawless, The End

Michelle Williams is so underrated it's not even funny. Forget Dawson's Creek - let's get more current: Brokeback Mountain, anyone? My Week With Marilyn? Blue Valentine? I mean, come on. She's constantly taking part in projects that are gritty, intense and downright good. She's one of the best actresses working in the industry at the moment and I just think she's great. That's pretty much it. Michelle is sharing the cover of InStyle's March issue with Mila Kunis and Rachel Weisz (via fashi...

Britney Spears Is Just “Some Bitch” Justin Timberlake Used to Know

Ah, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears - the pop couple of the '90s. If you thought about them at all, you probably thought they'd be together forever - but alas, we were all wrong. After Britney cheated on Justin in 2002, they called it quits, he released 'Cry Me a River' and she went nuts. Obviously both have moved on and have been married since, with varying degrees of success, but it's clear there's still some bad blood between them. While performing at a Super Bowl charity gig in New Orleans on Saturday night, Justi...

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January Jones broke up with her boyfriend before he knocked her up [The Superficial] Mariah Carey wears a lot of bling to American Idol auditions [Lainey Gossip] Ah, Amy Adams is adorable in polka dots (and that's a lot of "A"s) [Yeeeah] Katie Couric says Larry King "lunged" at her during a date years ago [Starpulse] Celebrities really like eating food, apparently [theBERRY] Is Anne Hathaway pregnant and will she admit it soon? [Celebitchy] Kate Middleton has a baby bump... or, you kn...

Bobbi Kristina is Not Feeling Her Grandmother’s Book on Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston's death in early 2012 was a tragedy - one that was shocking despite her decades long struggle with substance abuse and inability to overcome the demons which led her to such self-abuse. It was an event in pop culture that affected nearly everyone, so widespread was Whitney's impact, but perhaps saddest of all was the fact that she left behind a 17-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown, who absolutely adored her mother despite her faults. It's bad enough that Whitney's brother recently ...

Aww, Ben Affleck Really Loves Jennifer Garner

Ben Affleck really loves Jennifer Garner. Like, really loves her. They've been married since 2005 and unlike many Hollywood relationships, they're not constantly in the press over cheating claims and have seemingly gotten over any issues privately and with grace. They have three adorable kids and basically just seem like a great couple, despite Garner's tendencies to overshare about her husband's super sperm and whatnot. Anyway, with all this love in the air, it's only natural that Ben would gush ab...

Busy Philipps Actually Lives the Way She Wants Her Kids To Grow Up

Busy Philipps is great - we all know it, we've discussed it, what else is there to say? Well, nothing really, besides the fact that her reign of excellence continues in a recent interview with The Huffington Post, where she reveals her approach to teaching her kids how to be healthy (and ignoring society's weight standards during her second pregnancy): “Like most things in this business, I think that you have to do what’s right for you and you can’t be too concerned about what some magazine is going to write ...