Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mariah Carey Blames New Year’s Eve Disaster “Performance” On Producer Sabotage

mariah carey You have to be living under a rock at this point to have missed Mariah Carey's incredible New Year's Eve "performance" on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest and oh man, was it a blessing. We're talking nearly five full minutes of Mariah walking around the stage aimlessly, complaining about her dancers, telling the audience to sing her songs for her and regaling the audience with tales of how "Emotions" went to the top of the charts in its day. It was an absolute disaster...

Carrie Fisher Dies, Aged 60

carrie fisher Just before Christmas, Carrie Fisher suffered a heart attack on a flight from London to Los Angeles, and while she was hospitalized in critical condition, it was later announced that she had been stabilized and was doing better. Everyone expected her to pull through, but unfortunately, that didn't end up being the case. Fisher passed away on Tuesday morning. She was 60 years old. Fisher's daughter, Billie Lourd, released a statement following her mother's death, which was released via the f...

Kim Kardashian Apparently Wants To Divorce Kanye West

kim kardashian kanye west Ne'er did truer Hollywood love exist than between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, both of whom were just egotistical and self-absorbed enough to be perfect for each other. I've always thought that against all odds, these two would go the distance. Sure, things haven't been easy lately, what with Kim's Paris robbery and Kanye's mental health issues, but surely they can work through it? Maybe not, since reports have surfaced claiming that Kim wants out of the marriage ASAP. From US Weekly: Tw...

Jennifer Aniston Wants Vanessa Bayer To Stop Impersonating ‘Friends’ Character Rachel Green

vanessa bayer jennifer aniston I know it's a common complaint for every generation to say that Saturday Night Live sucks now, but it kind of does, right? I grew up watching the likes of Cheri Oteri, Ana Gasteyer, Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell and they were brilliant. I also didn't mind the Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph days, but these days... eh, even Kate McKinnon isn't enough to save that sinking ship. They do get it right occasionally, but generally speaking, it gives me more groans than laughs. ...

Rihanna & Prince Harry Took HIV Tests Together

rihanna prince harry It was World AIDS Day yesterday, and what better way to increase global awareness of this devastating disease than to have Prince Harry and Rihanna take an HIV test together in public? Don't worry, you didn't misread that. Prince Harry and Rihanna were celebrating the 50th anniversary of Barbados' independence and while at a concert at the Kensington Oval cricket ground in Bridgetown, Harry casually suggested they take the test together. That's exactly what they did at a local clinic on Wednesday,...

Johnny Depp Won’t Pay Amber Heard’s Divorce Settlement, Spreads Lies About Her Instead

amber heard Johnny Depp is a miserable old drunk and an abusive piece of shit, but somehow he's still getting work in Hollywood and not really facing much backlash. Ah, the joys of being a rich white dude. His fuckery continues unchecked, though, as he seems to be withholding Amber Heard's $7 million divorce settlement while simultaneously having his minions spreading the word that she's gone back on her promise to donate the money to the ACLU, a children's hospital and other domestic violence charities....

Lindsay Lohan Shades Ariana Grande & It’s Hilarious

2016 Butterfly Ball - Red Carpet - Arrivals Lindsay Lohan has clearly never heard the old adage about people in glass houses throwing stones, because her messy ass has decided to throw shade at Ariana Grande. For some unknown and bizarre reason, she decided to hit up Ariana's Instagram account last week and leave comments on several of her photos, telling the younger star that she was wearing "too much makeup". Uh, say what? A photo posted by The Archive of Shade (@theartofshade_) on Nov 19, 2016 at 12:37pm PST I have to say, as far as heavy makeup goes, I don'...

Susan Sarandon & Debra Messing Are Still Fighting Over Hillary Clinton

debre messing susan sarandon Earlier this month, we were still living in a place of hope — hope that we wouldn't be led by a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, lying, toupeed Oompa Loompa with zero political experience. Sadly, that ship of blissful ignorance has sailed and what we're left with is... quite frankly, terrifying. However, while those of us who want more for our country than for it to go back 100+ years in time are moving forward trying to protect what we have and keep Trump and his joke of a cabinet from fucki...

Snoop Dogg’s Reaction To Kanye’s Concert Rant Is Kind Of Amazing

kanye At this point, Kanye West is pretty much known for his concert rants. It basically wouldn't be a 'Ye show without him going off about anything and everything for at least 15 minutes, and it's a miracle if he actually manages to complete an entire set without rushing off the stage. His gig in Sacramento over the weekend was no exception — he went off about Jay-Z and Beyonce as well as Hillary Clinton before ending the concert abruptly and marching off stage. It sucked for fans who paid to ...

David Blaine Vomits Frogs For Drake & Dave Chappelle

drake david blaine If you're a hipster who also happens to like magic (a very hipster hobby!), you're probably a fan of David Blaine. He does lots of clever tricks and all the celebrities love him, so that makes him cool, I guess. He's got a new special that's either already been on or will be on in the next couple of days (sorry, I don't care enough to see when it is) and one of his illusions involved him vomiting frogs for the likes of Drake, Stephen Curry and Dave Chappelle. Sounds gross... and it actually...

Eddie Redmayne Is A Proud Hufflepuff

eddie redmayne I mean, I'm a Ravenclaw through and through, so pride comes naturally to me when it comes to discussing my Hogwarts house. That means I can't really understand the struggles of having to tell people you're a Hufflepuff, let alone having to BE one. That's something Eddie Redmayne is dealing with, though - and frankly, he's kinda proud of it. In a new piece of promo for Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them, MTV sponsored a PSA spoof in which Eddie reveals his proud Hufflepuff status, and it's pretty hilarious (if you...

‘People’ Names Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson The Sexiest Man Alive

the rock Y'all know I've loved Dwayne The Rock Johnson for years now, so I love to see him relish his success and inspire so many people. If you follow him on social media, you'll know how often he stops to speak to fans when driving around town, how often he reaches out to kids who look up to him and just what a generally awesome dude he is. I'm not sexually attracted to him in any way, but many people are - and that seems to be why People magazine named him the Sexiest Man Alive! Here's what he p...