Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Blac Chyna Posts Family Photo With Kids Dream & King — Without Rob Kardashian

chyna Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have more relationship drama than The Bachelor, but they're apparently still together. That's why it's a little perplexing that he was mysteriously missing from a new family snapshot Chyna posted on her Instagram last night with her kids King and Dream. I must say, the kids are cute as hell. I must also say that I'm pretty sure Chyna is basically a single parent, because Rob is in no way stable enough to look after a child, if how he behaved during her pregnan...

Scott Disick Is Cheating On Kourtney Kardashian Again

scott disick Raise your hand if you're surprised that Scott Disick can't keep it in his pants. No one? I didn't think so. Kourtney Kardashian has dumped and taken this dude back so many times, I'd be shocked if she hasn't just signed off on him sticking his dick in anything that walks so long as he occasionally manages to father his children between partying at clubs in Vegas, getting blackout drunk and blaming it on his parents' death, and going on vacation. After recently taking him back for the 8,938th time, Scott was pictu...

Celine Dion Is Joining “The Voice”… But It’s Not What You Think

celine dion When I first read the above headline myself, I thought, "WTF?" First of all, Celine Dion is an absolute legend. She's one of the best divas in the history of modern pop music and will forever be revered for that. So... she really doesn't need to go on The Voice, right? Sure, she's doing the whole Vegas residency thing, which is basically where artists go to die, but that was more of a decision necessitated by her now deceased husband's ailing health and her desire to raise her children in one s...

Mischa Barton Hospitalized For Mental Health Evaluation

mischa barton Mischa Barton is no stranger to mental health issues. Years ago, she spent time in a psychiatric ward after suffering a breakdown due to the pressures of fame she experienced as a result of her role on The O.C. She did make a bit of a recovery since then and seemed to be managing okay, but things have taken a turn for the worse again and Mischa has been rehospitalized after sparking concern from neighbors for some very bizarre behavior at her home on Thursday. From TMZ: Sources connected to ...

Robin Thicke Accused Of Abuse & Addiction As Paula Patton Seeks Restraining Order

paula patton robin thicke Paula Patton left Robin Thicke's petty, immature, cheating ass back in 2015 and thankfully their divorce was finalized not long after. However, their issues are far from over, as they're now embroiled in a pretty ugly custody battle over their young child — a battle which has gotten so heated and out of control, Paula had to apply for a temporary restraining order to keep Robin away from herself and their 6-year-old son Julian - and her application was granted. In the application, Paula ...

Elton John Is Writing A ‘Devil Wears Prada’ Musical & All Is Well In The World

Elton John Yes, that's sarcasm. All is certainly not well. Sure, we're living under what's quickly becoming a fascist regime, with Trump aiming to screw over women, people of color, poor people, brown people, and basically everyone else who isn't an old rich white dude who helps line the pockets of his businesses. The world is going to hell, but there is one small shining beacon of hope in the air: Elton John is writing a Devil Wears Prada musical, and I can tell already it's going to be glorious. N...

George & Amal Clooney Are Apparently Expecting Twins

george clooney amal George and Amal Clooney have been married for (let me bring up Google here)... a little over two years now. They tied the knot back in September 2014 and they've never really publicly discussed whether or not they'd like to have kids and when. Well, apparently the answers are "yes" and "right now" because according to recent reports, Amal is expecting twins. The rumors about this started when Amal stepped out wearing loose fitting clothing and looking like she had a "bump" at her center. Whil...

Did Lindsay Lohan Convert To Islam?

lindsay Lindsay Lohan isn't necessarily known for her mental and emotional stability (nor her sobriety), so when ridiculous stories crop up in the press, like the latest that she may have converted to Islam, it can't automatically be dismissed as it might be with a less unpredictable star. The fact of the matter is, it's quite possible that Lohan suddenly considers herself to be a Muslim and wants the follow the teachings of the Qu'ran... but it's really not likely. The rumor stemmed from the fac...

Meryl Street Eviscerates Donald Trump in Golden Globes Speech; Trump Responds Like A Baby

meryl streep donald trump How Donald Trump has been entrusted to run the United States is literally beyond me — he's a hateful, racist, misogynistic, lying, dishonest (and a million other negative adjectives) man who has no business being on TV on The Celebrity Apprentice, let alone holding the highest office in the land. But apparently we're living in some weird parallel universe where this shit happens, and while I don't think he'll make it nearly the full four years in the White House, we have to deal with this awf...

Is Drew Barrymore’s New Show About Cannibalism?

santa clarita diet Apparently all the movie stars are jumping on the TV bandwagon since that's where the real money/stability is. If it works, you have a reliable, ongoing income and can settle in one place for a while - what's not to love? Drew Barrymore is the latest actor to come down to the small screen to star in a new Netflix show called Santa Clarita Diet alongside Timothy Olyphant. So far so good... but wait - is this show about cannibalism or what? Jezebel author Bobby Finger picked up on some pretty interesting...

Kylie Jenner Posts “Personal” Story To App, Regrets It, Blames It On Her “Team”

kylie jenner If you pride yourself on remaining as ignorant as possible about the goings-on of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, congratulations - you're doing God's work. That means you probably don't know that several members of the family have their own apps, where you can pay for "exclusive" content - more selfies of them, video content of them doing dumb stuff, fashion advice they don't even write, etc. Kylie Jenner's is super popular, which is why a post she made earlier this week offering advice on how to pl...

Lea Michele Got Naked For Instagram, AKA “MY EYES! MY EYES!”

lea michele If you've been around EBG for a while now, you know that Lea Michele is my arch-nemesis (well, she was; Lena Dunham has kinda replaced her) and I think she's a desperate attention-whore who's moderately talented - I mean, she can sing, but she has zero charisma - but thinks she's God's gift to the world. She's continued to prove my point by posing naked for Instagram, following in the shoes of such illustrious artistes as... the Kardashians? Lea captioned the above photo "Loving you already 201...