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The Emmy Red Carpet Dress Gallery: Part 4

Winner here is DEFINITELY Kathy Griffin’s mom. Rock on, Maggie.

In this gallery: Hope Davis, January Jones, Jayma Mays, Jenna Ushkowitz, Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt, Jorge Garcia, Julia Ormond, Julie Benz, Kate Flannery, Kathy Griffin (and her mom!), Kristen Quintrall, Amy Poehler, January Jones, Kiernan Shipka, Jane Krakowski, Glenn Close, Joel McHale and wife Sarah Williams, Tracy Morgan and some chick.

I think this pretty much wraps it up, dress-wise! Enjoy your Emmys, kids!!!

The Emmy Red Carpet Dress Gallery: Part 3

Winner here is Entourage‘s Emmanuelle Chriqui. She looks like a Greek goddess. I’ve been in love with her forever, and she absolutely nailed it tonight.

In this gallery: Tina Fey, Toni Collette, Shaun Robinson, Mario Lopez, Betty White, Carrie Preston, Heather Morris (that’s the ditzy blonde girl from Glee), KayCee Stroh, Al Pacino and some chick (please say that’s his daughter!), Amber Riley, Ariel Winter, BJ Novak, Brooke Burke and David Charvet, Chris Colfer, more of Christina Hendricks’ breasts (because they are awesome), David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris (out and proud, yo!), Ed O’Neill (good God he’s old now), Emily Blunt with John Krasinski, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Eva Amurri and Susan Sarandon, Eva La Rue, Giuliana Rancic, and Heidi Klum.

The Emmy Red Carpet Dress Gallery: Part 2

Winner of this group: Rutina Wesley. Despite the fact that Tara is rapidly becoming the Izzie Stephens of True Blood (shut up and stop crying), Rutina hit it out of the ballpark tonight with this look. Breathtaking.

In this gallery: Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Kate Gosselin, Kathy Griffin, Katrina Bowden, Keri Russell and some double-stick tape, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick, Kim Kardashian, Lara Spencer, Lo Bosworth (who stopped by the Emmys on her way home from her Mad Men audition, apparently), Lauren Graham, Lauren Sanchez, Maria Menounos, Mariska Hargitay, Mary Hart, Maura Tierney, Mindy Kaling, Nancy O’Dell (either pregnant or forgot her Spanx tonight), Olivia Munn, Rutina Wesley (that’s Tara from True Blood, but you wouldn’t guess it from the picture), Sofia Vergara and Terri Seymour.

The Emmy Red Carpet Dress Gallery: Part 1

IT’S TIME FOR THE EMMY DRESSES!!!

Sorry it took me so long to get these dresses up. Stephen Moyer glamoured me. No, actually he didn’t, but it took me like an hour to break past my sexual fantasies about him and write this post.

So, to the dresses:

My winner of this group is Glee‘s Dianna Agron. She looks stunning, stunning, stunning. I want to see more of this girl.

Jenna Fischer, if you can believe it, was a red carpet fail. That was sarcastic. I’m sure she’s a very nice girl, but, like, Jenna, it’s been years of this. When you first got famous, I was willing to give you a little leeway on the red carpet issues, but it’s been too long now. Steve Carrell’s had time to make like 20 shitty movies since The Office hit it big, but you haven’t found time to hire a stylist. I mean, who the hell told you to go to a red carpet event wearing a dress the same color as a red carpet? (Side note: Save Dinner with Schmucks for when it comes out on DVD. And you find that DVD in the county dump.)

In this gallery: Lea Michele, Kelly Osbourne, Jewel, Jesalyn Gilsig, Jennifer Carpenter, Jenna Fischer, Jayma Mays, Jane Lynch, Hugh Dancy and Claire Danes, Eva Longoria Parker, Emily Deschanel, Emily Blunt, Elizabeth Moss, Dianna Agron, Christina Hendricks, Cheryls Hines and Burke, Carrie Ann Inaba, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer and Angela Kinsey.

More to come …

Lindsay Lohan Released from Rehab Early Because She Is JUST FINE, Thank You Very Much

Lindsay Lohan was released today from a UCLA Medical Center rehab after only 23 days because someone is bribing someone she’s all better. Apparently the doctors at UCLA thought the 90-day sentence originally imposed was positively excessive, and they convinced Judge Marsha Revel of that fact.

It turns out Lindsay Lohan isn’t really a drug addict. No, no. She was “misdiagnosed” with ADHD and prescribed Adderall, which caused her to exhibit the same symptoms as someone abusing meth. Now that she knows she doesn’t have ADHD, you can rest assured that Lindsay Lohan will never again touch Adderall, or any other upper, for that matter. Lindsay Lohan knows better. Lindsay Lohan would never.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS JUST FINE.

THANK GOD EVERYONE SEES THAT NOW.

Sheesh.

Dogs Dressed Like Lady Gaga. The Photo Gallery. Yup.

We’ve made some changes to the way we handle photo galleries here on EB, and hopefully now it’ll be a little easier for you guys to navigate through them. When you click on one thumbnail in a gallery, it will open up that photo at a normal size, but the entire gallery will still be displayed in thumbnails below. That way it’s easy for you to move around photo galleries (although you can still go through them one by one by clicking the “Previous” and “Next” buttons that will appear above the main photo). I know you’ll have feedback, and I’m happy to hear it.

I figured what better way to kick off these new galleries than with a collection of dogs dressed like Lady Gaga. What? I found it on Cosmopolitan.com. Right next to ‘Today’s Featured Video: Would you do him outside?’

I wasn’t kidding. Clearly this is the type of question we cannot count on words alone to answer.

Enjoy.