Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, So Demi Levato Has Been in A Sober Living House For A Couple Years

A photo of Demi Lovato Ok, so you remember that time that Demi Lovato went to rehab, right? It was in the fall of 2010, and it wasn't good. You know, she had that eating disorder, and she was cutting herself, and there was also that whole thing about cocaine. She wasn't doing so great. But now, just over two years later, Demi is doing pretty well for herself. She's back to her music, and she just got paid an astronomical amount of money to do X-Factor. Yep, things are looking pretty good for Demi Lovato the...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Lawrence’s Golden Girls Fashion

A photo of Jennifer Lawrence Love this girl. Love her to death. But I simply cannot accept this dress. And I don't feel like I should have to. I don't know what this whole trend is with the Golden Girls fashion making a comeback, but it has to stop. In this day and age, there is just no need for that many sequins. I feel like this dress could be seen on Dorothy Zbornak as the top of a pantsuit, and that pains me. I feel like Blanche would wear this with pantyhose and huge clip-on earrings when she's feeling par...

No Big Deal, It’s Just A New Destiny’s Child Album

A photo of Destiny's Child The album is called Love Songs, obviously, and before you get too pumped, I need to tell you that the songs are mostly just mushy songs that Destiny's Child recorded between 1997 and 2004. I can't tell if it's an album featuring songs that were never released or just a compilation, but I would imagine it's a compilation. BUT, and here's the big news, the album does feature one brand new song called "Nuclear." It's the first song they've recorded together since 2004, and it's a Very Big Dea...

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Tried to Steal Elizabeth Taylor’s Jewelry

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From Radar: Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing a bracelet that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor from the screen legend’s longtime nurse, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned she planned to replace it with a fake, so she could keep the pricey bauble for herself! “Lindsay had taken the bracelet that was owned by Taylor – and left to her long-time nurse after she died – without the nurse’s knowledge or permission, to a jeweler. Lindsay wanted the jeweler to reprodu...

So I Guess Katy Perry And John Mayer Are Going to Move in Together

A photo of Katy Perry and John Mayer From Hollywood Life: It looks like notorious womanizer John Mayer might have finally found the woman to tame his wild ways in Katy Perry. The couple have been dating on and off since July, but after the two attended a Broadway show together on Dec. 12, it seems that things have become serious. A source tells HollywoodLife.com that John wants to move in with Katy! “John wants to take his relationship with Katy to the next level,” the insider tells us. “He has suggested to Katy tha...

Charlie Sheen Did Something Nice Again

A photo of Charlie Sheen I don't know what's gotten into Charlie Sheen lately - maybe the kind of syphilis that eats your brain? - but he's been doing some awfully nice stuff lately. Last month, he gave a lot of money to the family of a little girl who's currently fighting cancer, and this month, he gave a lot of money to another family. You want to know who? That photographer that died trying to take a picture of Justin Bieber, right? His family is having a tough time raising enough funds for his funeral, because, you know, funerals are stupid expensive. One of th...

Everybody Hates Mila Kunis’ Sweatpants

A photo of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Look, I love Mila Kunis. I loved her on That 70s Show, then I loved her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then I loved her in Black Swan, and I loved her in everything in between. I think she's just wonderful. I would want to be her friend. One of the things that I love about this lady is that sometimes, she just doesn't give a f-ck. She'll go out in sweatpants and no makeup, and she doesn't care. She doesn't put on a pound of makeup just because some stranger is probably going to want t...

Matthew McConaughey Is Getting So Fat!

A photo of Matthew McConaughey OMG, you guys, LOL! LOL, JK! Matthew McConaughey is totes not fat. Totes McGoats. It's just that last month, Matthew McConaughey looked like this: In that photo, by the way, he was right around 135 pounds, which was his goal - he was shooting a movie about a man with AIDS, remember? - and which was also absolutely bananas. According to Google, Matthew is six feet tall exactly. Six feet, 135 pounds. Oh. My. God. Since that photo was taken, Matthew's gained 25 pounds, as you can see in the very first photo. He wants to be back up to 165, so he's pretty...

Surprise: Harry Styles Broke Up with Taylor Swift Because She’s Crazy

A photo of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift Boy howdy (is that a thing people say?), I bet you didn't see that one coming! These two kids just broke up a few days ago, so the rumors are just now beginning to come out. You knew you'd see them here, but how could you know that they would paint Taylor Swift in such a crazy light? Here, I'll break it down for you: Taylor Swift is crazy. She is clingy and obsessive and weird. She is like Edward in Twilight, without the sparkles and the superpowers. She will sneak into your bedroom at nig...

Christina Hendricks Would Like to Sell You Some Jewelry

A photo of Christina Hendricks More specifically, Vivienne Westwood would like to sell you some jewelry, and she's using Christina Hendricks to demonstrate why you should buy that jewelry. But do the specifics really matter? Are you really concerned about where the jewelry comes from, or who designed it? Or would you rather just look at all the pretty pictures*? *Just so we're clear, I'm talking about Christina Hendricks, not the jewelry. All though I did go back through to look specifically at the jewelry, because...

Kris Humphries Is Giving Kim Kardashian A Major Sadface

A photo of Kim Kardashian Also, that's an outfit she wore the other day. Just to keep you in the loop. From TMZ: Kim Kardashian does not plan to tie the knot with Kanye West -- at least not yet -- but she is angry and frustrated that Kris Humphries is putting her in a position where she may have a baby with one man while still married to another. Sources connected to Kim tell TMZ ... she does not feel the need to marry Kanye, even though she's having his baby.  But she does not want to be legally married to K...

Snooki Already Wants More Kids

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi From People: It was just four short months ago that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi gave birth to a baby boy, Lorenzo, revealing her maternal side to world. But the pint-sized reality star says she's already thinking about giving the little meatball a sibling. "I already want another baby," the Jersey Shore star, 25, tells Cosmopolitan.com. "[Fiancé] Jionni [LaValle] and I are building our house right now, but once it's built, then we're going to pop them out," she says. Yes, Snooki!...