Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hulk Hogan: Still The Creepiest

A photo of Hulk Hogan

But why is Hulk Hogan the creepiest this time? It’s because he tweeted this picture of his daughter:

A photo of Brooke Hogan

And he just captioned it “Brooke’s legs.” Gross.

Now, this is creepy enough on it’s own, I think – I mean, if my dad did this … I don’t know, I can’t even imagine this, probably because my dad isn’t gross – but what makes it really creepy is when you remember this picture:

A photo of Brooke Hogan and Hulk Hogan

Yep, that’s Hulk applying suntan lotion to his daughter’s ass. He really got in there, too. There are photos that I don’t care to post of him pretty much rubbing his hand between her inner thighs. I don’t care to post it because it seriously makes me uncomfortable.

Other reasons why the picture of Brooke’s legs is creepy include the fact that Hulk slept with one of Brooke’s friends who happens to resemble her, and also because he married a woman who could basically be Brooke’s twin. Have we firmly established the creepiness yet?

Ok then, let’s move on to why Hulk and Brooke say the picture isn’t creepy. Here’s Brooke’s tweet:

A dad can’t even be proud of his daughter without sickos makin it something it’s not. Really?? Go back to your farm animals. ?#ignorant

And Hulk’s:

Brooke works out for 2hrs a day,a fan takes a picture,Brooke love it,tweets back thank u,proud dad tweets it,creeps and perverts everywhere

For what it’s worth, Brooke defended her dad during that lotion debacle by saying things like “he used to change my diaper” and “it’s like he’s touching an old car.” You know, if old cars had nice asses.

Are you thoroughly disturbed yet?

Quotables: Brandi Glanville Really Doesn’t Hold Back

A photo of Brandi Glanville

“She can go f-ck herself! Well, she has to, because who would want to?”

- Brandi Glanville asks a catty question that she forgets has a very simple answer.

But ok, this is getting weird. Because we’re in this space now where both Brandi and LeAnn keep talking about each other, and then they keep talking about how the other woman won’t stop talking about her. It’s starting to get a little confusing. I feel like the next time we see LeAnn do an interview, she’s going to talk about Brandi because Brandi won’t stop talking about her talking about her talking about her. This cycle can be endless, and it just needs to stop.

By the way though, Brandi said that little thing about LeAnn at a recent book signing – her book, of course, mentions LeAnn. She also had something to say about Eddie and LeAnn’s affair:

“I did everything right. I loved so hard. I loved my children and my family was perfect. I did everything I could do for him and the boys and to make him not want to stray. So, when it happened, especially with someone as attractive as her…”

I’m sorry, it’s getting a little too catty in here. If you need to take a break, I understand.

Anyway, Brandi also said that when she’s done promoting her book, “I promise I’m closing this chapter of my life.” And I think that’s really, really unlikely, but I guess we can all dream, right?

Chris Brown Hit Frank Ocean First

A photo of Chris Brown

From TMZ:

Chris Brown threw the first punch in his brawl with Frank Ocean … after Frank disrespected the singer in front of his boys … an eyewitness tells TMZ.

According to someone who was on scene, Chris lost his cool in the parking lot of the famous Westlake Recording Studios in L.A. Sunday when Frank refused to shake his hand.

We’re told Frank simply laughed at the gesture … and Chris was so pissed he coldcocked Ocean and started an all-out war.  As we first reported, Chris denies being the aggressor.

The fight quickly moved to the lobby of the studio … and sources say the brawling posses demolished the place –”They managed to break almost everything in the room and scare all of the staff members working” says the witness.

We’re told the receptionist called 911 … and Chris booked it. As TMZ first reported, Frank stuck around for the cops … and griped about how he felt “blindsided” by Chris.

One last thing — we’re told the parking situation at the recording studio is a serious hierarchy — with the bigger artists taking the better spots … and it’s been that way for years. We’re told Chris clearly felt he deserved the top spot … and Frank disrespected him by taking it for himself.

See, this scenario sounds way more likely than the one we first heard. Because sorry, but if there’s a situation involving Chris Brown and it turns out that someone was being a dick, the dick is going to be Chris Brown. Always.

There’s more news on this fight, too: TMZ spoke with police, who say that they have surveillance video of the fight. But remember how the fight moved from the parking lot to the lobby of the recording studio? The cameras were just in the lobby. They say that in that video, Chris and Frank aren’t physically fighting, but their friends are.

Also, Chris’ lawyer contacted police to tell them that Chris was totally ready to talk to them about what happened, because “he knows he did nothing wrong.” Ha. Oh, and Chris left real quick when he heard someone was calling 911 because his lawyer told him that if he ever felt like he was about to get in trouble, he needed to leave immediately. Apparently his lawyer forgot to really define what kind of trouble he was talking about.

Team Frank Ocean. Did that even need to be said?