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6Taylor Swift Tried to Win Back Harry Styles, Harry Styles Isn’t Interested

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From Radar:

Harry Styles snubbed his one-time girlfriend, Taylor Swift, during her recent brief visit to London, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The One Direction heartthrob declined the 23-year-old country singer’s offer to meet up in England’s capital, after she flew in, primarily for a photo shoot, but with the added hope of wooing back the Brit boybander.

Both Swift and Styles are expected to appear at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France this weekend, where Taylor is hoping to convince the 18-year-old that they should give their relationship another go.

“Taylor was desperate to meet up with Harry in London, but he totally ignored her,” a source tells Radar. “He told her he had too much going on, even though she purposely arranged to stay at a hotel that wasn’t too far away from his home.

“Harry found Taylor a little too full-on and scary, and he was put off by how serious she was about him after such a short period of time. Then she had this crazy meltdown, accusing him of cheating, when he didn’t. It freaked him out to say the least and he’s kind of thinking she’s more drama than she’s worth.

“Harry’s just a young guy looking for a bit of fun right now and is having the time of his life with gorgeous girls throwing themselves at his feet. He really isn’t looking to settle down with the love of his life, but suspects that Taylor is.

“They’re going to run into each other in Cannes though,” the source continues. “So Taylor will get a second chance to try and win Harry back. And he better be on his game as by all accounts, Taylor can be pretty charming and convincing when she’s face to face with her intended target.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Taylor demanded a showdown with Harry after she believed he cheated on her.

“Taylor has serious trust issues, something that is being severely tested dating Harry,” a source previously told Radar. “Harry courts a lot of attention. He’s a big flirt and loves the ladies. Taylor doesn’t like that and finds it very difficult to trust him.

“She thought he was cheating on her when they were apart over the holidays so she ended it, telling him she couldn’t be in a relationship with someone like that.”

However, in true Taylor style, it appears she’s had a change of heart…. yet again!

Oh, Taylor. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. This is exactly what you don’t want to do. You can’t get with the guy you’re stalking by actually stalking him. I know, I know, you used to date or whatever, but things changed when you revealed your true face: your crazy face. Your relationship is not what it once was. It’s no longer based on mutual affection, hang outs, and boob touching, no. Now it’s based on a very real fear.

You did this to yourself, girl. So change your tactics. Instead of flying thousands of miles to stay a few away from his house, maybe just keep some distance and do your own thing. Instead of sending him pages of your diary that you wrote in your own blood, try sending him a casual text. Do you get what I’m saying? What I’m saying is “stop.”

January 25, 2013 at 4:30 am by Emily

11Lisa D’Amato from America’s Next Top Model Really Messed Up Her Face

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Oh my gosh, you guys. Lisa D’Amato. You remember her, right? She was on America’s Next Top Model, and she was wacky. She sort of had a drinking problem, but then she was on Celebrity Rehab, and it was like “oh, she really does have a drinking problem.” But she got sober, and she went on to win the all-star cycle of ANTM and do lots of other modeling, and it was a happy ending.

That is, until she smashed her face in.

Let me just tell you what happened first, all right, then I’ll show you the picture. Because the picture is pretty f-cking awful.

Lisa just did this indie movie called Cowboys and Indians. She was hanging out in a hotel room with some people, and she decided to do a handstand up against some crew member, because she’s wacky, remember? But somehow she lost her footing and fell. She landed directly on her nose. She just crushed it. Then the crew member fell on top of her, which I’m sure didn’t help things.

She was taken to the hospital, natch, and she had to get a nose job. This is what she looks like after it all:

A photo of Lisa D'Amato

GIRL, NO. That looks so, so awful. I can’t really look at it anymore, so let’s just move right along, all right?

I hate to do this, but do you think this is what actually happened? I think it is, but I’m a pretty naive lady, and Lisa’s one of my top ten favorite Top Models. But could all this happen from falling during a handstand? Like, she has that huge scrape down the middle of her whole entire face. If that can happen from falling and having someone else fall on top of you, then that kind of makes me not want to leave the house. What do you guys think?

January 24, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Lisa D'Amato

3Let’s Talk About Busy Philipps!

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You guys, I never knew how much you loved Busy Philipps! She showed up in that picture of Michelle Williams and Jason Segel that one time, and you guys flipped out. How could I have known?

But now that I know how strongly you feel, and how strongly our lovely new writer, Bobby, feels (by the way, guys, how awesome are your new writers?), I couldn’t hold back this interview once I found it. Especially because after reading it, I love her a little bit too.

Here we go:

What’s your secret/hidden talent?
I’m very crafty, and it’s not really a secret since the invention of Twitter and Instagram. But I make these pretty awesome 3D sculptural cakes and I make my daughter little crafty things and we do a lot of that stuff at my house, so it’s not a secret. Just my talent.

What’s your guiltiest pleasure?
You’re going to think I’m so boring … I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you enjoy something, there’s nothing guilty about it.

If you were on a reality show, what would it be called?
I would never be on a reality show.

Who’s your ideal drinking buddy, living or dead?
I don’t know now, but I remember when I was on “Dawson’s Creek,” Vince Vaughn had come to do re-shoots for some movie in Wilmington and I really wanted to go drinking with him … so I wanted to stalk him and find him and ask him. [laughs] Not now, not at this point, but 10 years ago I really wanted to go drinking with Vince Vaughn.

What’s your biggest peeve?
I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!

I love how it’s not anything really groundbreaking, but it still makes me want to hang out with her.  Like, I want to make fancy cakes too, Busy!  I want to reminisce about Vince Vaughn and share prudish but deep feelings about feet.  I want the same things you want.  Let’s want them together.

January 24, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Busy Philipps

6Oh, Jennifer Lopez Is Just Wearing Wedding Dresses Now

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Ha ha, but really. This is a wedding dress. It’s not a white dress that could, in theory, be a wedding dress. No, this is from the Lanvin Blanche Bridal collection. It’s a wedding dress. Girl is wearing a wedding dress to a movie premiere.

It’s happening soon, guys. I’m just going to go ahead and lay it out there. First there was the story about how Casper wanted to be a dad, then Jennifer herself said that she would love to have more kids. They just got a dog, even. If she’s not pregnant or engaged by Valentine’s Day, then I give up.

Let me just say this one more time: Jennifer Lopez is wearing actual wedding dresses to movie premieres now. That’s just got to mean something.

January 24, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Jennifer Lopez

5Kim Kardashian And Charlize Theron Are Twinsies!

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Charlize Theron

That’s Kim Kardashian headed out to do a recent appearance on The Today Show on the left. And on the right, that’s Charlize Theron at last year’s BAFTA Awards. These two have absolutely nothing in common besides the fact that they are both humans with the same kind of chromosomes. Well, they both have two arms and two legs and two eyes and all that, but let’s not break it down this far when you know exactly what I mean. Kim Kardashian and Charlize Theron are very, very different people.

And now they’re two very, very different people wearing the same dress. Isn’t it funny how life works?

But even though Charlize wore the dress first – almost a whole year before Kim, in fact – does that mean she wore it better? I don’t know. Well, no, that’s not exactly true. I probably do know. I’m going to have to give this one to Charlize. It’s the cut of the dress, mostly. See, Kim is absolutely addicted to wearing peplum dresses and tops, but it’s really just not the most flattering thing for her. And I’m not hating, I’ve seen a lot of peplum styles that are super, super cute, but I’m just not comfortable with a useless layer of fabric that’s only purpose is to highlight the size of my ass. I just can’t get behind it.

Charlize, however, is obviously a lot less curvy, and I think she pulls this off well. But what about the color? The lighting of a street is a lot different than the lighting of a red carpet, so I’m not really sure. I would imagine Kim would be the one to rock the color yellow over Charlize, but what do I know? Not a lot. About coloring, that is. I don’t know a lot about coloring. What do you think?

But all this analyzing is besides the point, really. Because nothing else matters when you’re TWINSIES! Yay, twinsies!

January 24, 2013 at 5:30 am by Emily

11Love It or Leave It: Another Emma Watson Ad

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Hey, do you remember the last time I showed you one of Emma Watson‘s Lancome ads? I really liked it, but a couple of you guys didn’t (and, by the way, there was a comment that I didn’t see from someone who was kind of bitchy because she thought that I thought that I could buy this makeup and look just like Emma Watson, because I’m dumb enough to think that makeup is magic that can make me look just like a thin, beautiful celebrity. LOL! Also, she knew I was a theatre major in college – you guys know me! – and she was bitchily confused about how I don’t know a lot about street makeup. LOL again! I can do shadows and contours and aging makeup and fantasy makeup, I can make a mold of my own face to make a mask and do stage makeup on that, but that doesn’t mean I know if Lancome lipstick is good or not. Is this too catty a tangent? Whatevs). But now there’s a new one! So let’s talk about that.

This ad is for Lancome’s Blanc Expert, which is a dark spot corrector. Emma here looks pretty good, but I don’t really think she had any dark spots in the first place, so that’s something to take into consideration. The packaging of the product is also pretty sleek, which is something I like to take into consideration.

I’m going to be real though: it took me a minute to notice what the ad was for and then to actually look at her skin, because all I could see was her hair. That hair. I’m not going to judge, because I remember that awful place of growing out super short hair, but this is just … I just can’t with this hair. Couldn’t they have done some strategic pinning so that she didn’t have a mullet? Is there some sort of chic mullet trend that I’ve never heard about? What’s going on here? And what’s more, does she actually kind of pull it off?

While we’re here, I have one more question for you: can you tell me of a lipstick, any lipstick at all, that will actually stay on my face without constant reapplications? I feel like stepping up my game, but everything I’ve tried so far has let me down. Any suggestions?

January 24, 2013 at 4:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Emma Watson