You might remember that way, way back at the beginning of the year, a rough cut of this video was leaked. Everybody was just too excited to see what kind of business Kanye, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, and Bon Iver could get into together. But now, six months later, the official version of the video is finally out. It’s pretty similar – the only differences I can spot are the additional shots of creepiness, the contortionist in Nicki’s part, and the removal of watermarks. Are you guys digging this spiffier version?
Ok, confession time: I’m mildly obsessed with this song. I don’t understand why, it’s not like I’m that into Kanye, and though I do think Nicki is adorable, I don’t jam to her tunes or anything. Is anyone else in my position? It’s just the magical sprinkling of Bon Iver in the song, right? Please help me clear this up.
Maybe it’s just because I’ve been in a crazy good mood lately, but I can’t find a single catty thing to say about this here awards show fashion. For example, I just told you about how much I hate lady tuxes, but little Kirsten Dunst up there is the cutest thing I ever did see. And just yesterday I mentioned how I don’t find Gerard Butler all that attractive, but I’ll be damned if he’s not looking pretty nice in his suit here. Even Chloe Sevigny, who is never not a hot mess, looks all right. Something magical is in the air, everyone, so take advantage of it.
Update: Ok, so I went through the pictures again, and Jessica Alba looks pretty dumb. It just goes to show you that nothing in this world is entirely perfect. Thanks, Jess.
We’re all familiar with the unparalleled beauty, grace, and talent that is Jason Isaacs, right? If not, let me explain: 48 years ago today, a magical gift was given to this world in the form of baby Jason Isaacs. Over the years, he grew and matured and blossomed into the gorgeous man that we see before us today. He’s been in some of my very favorite movies – he was the bad guy in The Patriot, he was in The Chumscrubber, which I’ve talked about before, and he plays Lucius in the Harry Potter movies – and he’s also, if you haven’t picked up on this yet, a very physically attractive man.
If you haven’t seen any of Jason Isaacs’ movies, I need you to pull your life together, but before you do that, go ahead and glance through this gallery to see this fine, fine specimen.
Sometimes people lie. I know, I don’t like it anymore than you do, but that’s just the world we live in. People lie and cheat and steal, and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it. Is that cynical enough for you? Well, then buckle up, because we’re about to go more in depth with liars for today’s Tweets.
Please, Ashton, you haven’t had a soul to search in years. You sold it for Punk’d, remember? Silly Ashton.
Fuck you, adorable David Archuleta. It was not a nice weekend. I had to write about Sarah PalinandChris BrownandJoe Francis, and I felt my soul seep through my fingertips and in between the keys of my keyboard, so no, David, it WAS NOT a nice weekend.
Which celebrity is the biggest liar?
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These rumors first started back in March, right after the long-awaited break up of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. Jessica was filming a movie called Playing the Field with Gerard Butler, and in typical Biel fashion, she was all over him. Their publicists said that the two were just friends, and that’s been the story for a while. That’s still the official word, but now there are pictures of Gerard taking Jessica for a ride on his motorcycle. And that changes everything.
People has a couple of quotes from some insiders on the possible new couple:
“He knows he looks good,” the onlooker tells PEOPLE. “If I were her, I’d hook up with him. She looks good, too, and she knew she looked good, swinging her hips around.”
The source adds: “They looked like a couple. They were having a good time.”
“Gerry has a large personality, and everyone, including Jessica, gets caught up in his world,” one insider tells PEOPLE. “I think they enjoyed each other’s company. It can be hard working on a movie, trying to establish a new routine, and it helps when you have someone with you to make you feel more normal.”
You guys, I’m trying so hard to care about this, I really am, but I just can’t. I don’t like Jessica Biel, and while I absolutely loved P.S. I Love You, I don’t think Gerard Butler is as attractive as most people do. Am I wrong, should I have super strong feelings about this possible pairing, or are you guys as apathetic on this as I am?
Please forgive me for not sharing this news with you sooner, but in an attempt to make up for my wrongdoing, I bring to you this gallery of Prince Harry being all sweaty in a polo match, all fancy for the derby, and all around beautiful. Are we good?
“I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!”
That’s probably some of the best advice I’ve heard in a good long while, “hide your face.” Seriously, either embrace it or keep it private, because I’m over hearing celebrities bitch about getting banged on camera. Who’s with me and Reese?