Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Simpson Is Planning An Intervention for Ashlee

A photo of Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson That felt really strange to write. It's like, when did this world become a place where Jessica Simpson could tell anyone "hey, you have a drinking problem"?  I guess it happened when Ashlee Simpson started looking a little bit like a heartless bitch and also started guzzling "eight to ten bottles of wine a week." Yeah, probably somewhere around then. From Star via Celebitchy: Jessica Simpson has staged an intervention for her troubled 26-year-old sister, Ashlee. Ashlee is in the middle of a painful split from Fall Out ...

Quotables: Justin Timberlake Is An Advocate for Dry Humping

A photo of Justin Timberlake "Well, I think we created the only dry humping scene ever seen in a movie. I've got to say there's nothing wrong with a good jean jam. I'm serious. I don’t know why that's funny to you guys. But also we felt collectively, the both of us, that we had a responsibility. And that was to the young people who are going to buy tickets to, I don't know, Transformers and go see this movie because they're underage. It really is a public service announcement for safe sex." - Justin Timberlake, wh...

What Do You Think of Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet?

A photo of Emma Stone And I don't mean Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet in just any tired old Pride and Prejudice remake, I mean Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.  And I mean it hard.  She's been offered the role already, she just has to be sweet enough to make my entire life and accept it. Emma Stone is obviously beautiful, but she's also a pretty great actress.  You guys saw Easy A, right?  Emma's more than capable of carrying a movie, and a period comedy?  I have no doubt that she would blow us all away. I haven't read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or anything (should I?  Can we get some book reviews happen...

Happy Saturday, Everybody!

A photo of The Rock I don't know about you guys, but I feel like this is going to be a great day.  It looks like it might be somewhat sunny later, I get to play with my puppies, I have super glittery fingernails that keep catching my attention from my keyboard. There's just some kind of magic in the air, so naturally, I want to share that with you.  And the only way I know how to do that is by posting a picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson having a ball down at the Splash Mountain.  Is that adequate? Image courtesy of TMZ  ...

VIDEO: You’re Not Allowed to Touch Miley Cyrus

Does anyone understand the impulse to get all inappropriately touchy with your favorite celebrities? And I'm not talking about stalking or getting inappropriately touchy with a knife, I hope none of you understand that at all, I'm talking about working yourself up over a celebrity to the point where you cannot help but sneak around security to give a very unwanted hug.  Like this poor girl at the Miley Cyrus concert who has too much obsession in her to stay behind the barrier. What's that all about? I als...

Quotables: Wilmer Valderrama Thinks Lindsay Deserves “A Second Chance”

A photo of Wilmer Valderrama and Lindsay Lohan "Sometimes people have to go through things. We all understand that, and we all deserve a second chance. I'm not worried about her at all. I think she's going to get through this because she is ridiculously talented. When you love once, you always will, and you have to care." I agree, Wilmer, I totally think Lindsay deserves a second chance. However, I think that second chance was probably sometime in 2006, right?  This girl is miles past a second chance; if I had to guess, I'd say that ...

Do You Have Enough Love in Your Heart for A Brand New Jersey Shore Cast?

A photo of the cast of Jersey Shore If not, then you better make some room, because it's coming your way pretty soon.  I know, you've already spent a couple of years learning to love and adore Snooki, The Situation, and all the others for all that they are, and I know it hurts, but life is about change.  That's why, after the fifth season, Jersey Shore is starting from scratch. The good news is that we've still got two whole seasons with our favorite guidos and guidettes. They just finished filming the fourth season, the one in Italy, and they start fi...