I'm Emily. I'm also the new weekend writer, and furthermore, I am super excited about this. I'm a 21-year-old college student in Virginia, and in a week, I'll have a degree in Acting. That means that I've been talking some serious smack about people like Lindsay Lohan for years now, so I have an expansive background in this sort of thing. Just saying.
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What's that? You don't know who Cinco Armstrong is? Why, it's Lance Armstrong's fifth child, of course! Don't worry, Cinco's account should get verified as soon as he grows a skeleton.
According to the fetus' profile page, it will be named either Jack or Olivia once it forms a reproductive system. Regardless of sex, little Cinco already has 1, 946 followers, so there won't be any issue of love in the kid's life. He or she will also have four siblings, a hot mom, and a father who is an Ame...
Jodie Sweetin, best known for her role as Stephanie on Full House and also her meth addiction, is preggers with her second kid! Sweetin is also in the midst of finalizing her divorce from Cody Herpin, the father of the first kid, two-year-old Zoie (really? Zoie? Such inventive vowel use, Jodie). It's been quite the busy month for everyone's favorite middle child from 90's television.
The father of the child is Sweetin's boyfriend, Marty Coyle. He's a DJ, so this baby is going to be unbelievably talented (either that or addicted to drugs, i...