Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So I Guess Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant Again

A photo of Jessica Simpson I mean, we pretty much already knew that, but since Jessica Simpson tweeted this photo of her daughter Maxwell yesterday, I think we can go ahead and consider that rumor confirmed. But let's do some math real quick. Since Jessica waited so long last time to announce her pregnancy, I'm going to go ahead and assume that she at least waited the customary three months to announce this one. That means that she probably conceived sometime in September? Jeez. She had Maxwell in May. It's like...

Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant?

A photo of Kim Kardashian From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy: Kim Kardashian got the gift of a lifetime – she’s pregnant, say sources. Kim was photographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging tummy – and now friends say Kim is in the early stages of her surprise pregnancy. “Despite all of her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it’s obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be aro...

Lindsay Lohan Is Way Mad About That Scary Movie 5 Trailer

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Just in case you missed the trailer that I showed you yesterday, here's a quick refresher: Ok, see the bit where Lindsay screams and there's the thing about her probation being revoked? It turns out that that wasn't how the scene originally went. In the version that Lindsay saw and approved, her movie Herbie: Fully Loaded appeared on the TV, and that's why she screamed. The probation thing was edited in afterwards, and Lindsay thinks it's because the producers were angry with her for being nearly impossible to deal with. I think that's a fair ...

Quotables: Anne Hathaway Talks About Her Oscar Buzz

A photo of Anne Hathaway "It's hugely flattering but nothing is real yet, so it's lovely that people are talking about it. So I'm of two minds, which is one, 'Oh my gosh could you imagine if it came true?' and two, 'Can you imagine how embarrassing it'll be if it doesn't happen, if I don't get nominated?' So I'm just trying to keep my feet on the ground at the moment." - Anne Hathaway talks about how everyone thinks she's going to get an Oscar, or at least an Oscar nomination, for her work as Fantine in Les Miserab...

How Melissa Etheridge Ruined Christmas

A photo of Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels You remember that awful custody battle between Melissa Etheridge and her ex, Tammy Lynn Michaels? Tammy keeps writing bad poetry about it on her blog, and Melissa doesn't really talk about it all that much? The last we heard, Melissa was giving Tammy $23,000 a month in child support. But now we're hearing that that's not nearly enough, and now Tammy can't afford to buy their kids any Christmas presents. SAD. Here's the deal, according to Tammy: fascinating you know--- secrets, they are. People, places, things and accounts, ...

Love It or Leave It: Mariah Carey Goes Shopping

A photo of Mariah Carey You guys might have noticed that I'm usually a pretty cheery, lighthearted person, but Christmas, my very favorite holiday, just makes me ecstatic. And it's so close, so I'm barely able to function. But in all my Christmas cheer, I have to stop and talk to you guys about what Mariah Carey wore yesterday. And it brings deep sadness to my heart. Because, ok, what the actual f-ck? Why? What is that thing she's wearing around her waist? I mean, I know it's completely stupid, but what's th...

Taylor Swift Is Getting Bored of Her Boyfriend of One Month

A photo of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift I know, guys, I thought that this was The One, too. It hurts, doesn't it? When there's talk of such a power couple like Taylor Swift and Harry Styles splitting, it has a way of hurting all of us. The pain is too much to bear, but I'll try to soldier on. The issue, apparently, is that Taylor just doesn't like hanging out with Harry. Or she likes hanging out with him when their mouths are occupied (I MEAN FRENCHING), but when it's time to have an actual conversation, she just can't take...