Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Don’t Worry, Chris Brown And Rihanna Are Still Putting Pictures of Themselves Online

A photo of Chris Brown and Rihanna And no, I'm not sure what's going on in this picture. My best guess would be that Chris Brown is getting high while Rihanna models a backwards camouflage Snuggie. Do you have any ideas? But the best part about this picture, and really the reason that I'm showing you this picture, is the caption that goes along with it. Chris posted this on his Instagram page with the caption "What would music today sound like if these kids didn't exist?" No, really, that's what he said. Just let that ...

The IRS Has Seized All of Lindsay Lohan’s Bank Accounts

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From TMZ: As if she weren't royally screwed enough ... Lindsay Lohan's tax problems have become so extreme ... the IRS has seized ALL of her bank accounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt. As we reported, Uncle Sam has filed tax liens against Lindsay for the years 2009 and 2010 -- claiming she owes $233,904 in unpaid federal taxes. Charlie Sheen generously paid Lindsay $100,000 to help alleviate Lindsay's 2009 tax problem -- but we're told Charlie's check barely scratch...

Love It or Leave It: Kanye Does Winter Wear!

A photo of Kanye West You can say whatever you want about Kanye West, but you absolutely cannot deny that this man has style. He has style out the wazoo. He has style rolled up into little balls and tucked inside each and every one of his pockets, and he has his very own Rumpelstiltskin that sneaks into his room at night to knit him special panties made from threads of gold. Stylish as hell. Just look at that coat, friends. That's all you need to know....

Quotables: Chris Brown Has Totally Grown Up

A photo of Chris Brown "I haven't been as mature and thought out in the past, so, me growing now, it's showing my progression. I used to use my Twitter account to vent, but now I mostly use it for marketing and promotions. Even if the media asks me something, if it's cool then it's 'What's up?' But if it's anything that's too negative, I don't care to respond." - Chris Brown discusses his maturity in a new interview. LOL, you guys! LOL! The interview was just published, but it was obviously done before last weekend, ...

Nobody Likes Rihanna Anymore

A photo of Rihanna This story could be about a lot of things, but it's not. It's not about her fans, because her new album is number one on the charts right now. It's not about dudes, because Chris Brown is obviously on that (more on that in a bit). It's not her family, because they're just psyched that she's back with Chris. No, it's more about everyone who works with her. Everyone who works with Rihanna doesn't like her anymore. Here's what's been happening: “She’s always been unpredictable, but it’s worse than ever,” says the source, adding that “more than one” person who works ...

Everything’s Cool with Halle Berry And Friends

A photo of Halle Berry, Gabriel Aubry, and Nahla Yeah, that's all. Everything's just cool now. A week after Olivier Martinez allegedly threatened to kill Gabriel Aubry in Halle Berry's driveway, and a week after a series of restraining orders, and everything's fine. No big deal. Move along here, nothing to see. We know that everything's fine now because yesterday at the courthouse, Halle Berry's lawyer walked outside holding a sign that said this: "The parties have reached an amicable agreement. There will be no further statements re...

Lindsay Lohan Is A Racist, And Even More Details of Her Latest Fight!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From TMZ: The victim in the Lindsay Lohan nightclub fight tells TMZ ... Lohan hurled a racial slur at her moments before the brawl ... calling her a "f**king Gypsy." TMZ spoke with Tiffany Mitchell -- a well-known psychic who was at the club Avenue with a friend Wednesday night when Lohan walked in. Tiffany tells us ... she had a premonition about Lohan and approached her inside the club to offer her a free reading ... but Lohan turned her down saying, "Give me my space." As she walke...

Guess The Celebrity: The Weird Tattoo Edition

I actually don't hate this tattoo. It's nothing I would ever get, but I've definitely seen worse. It's pretty massive though, right? It's just a huge head with horns right there on your arm, breathing fire and creeping everybody out. But here's what it means, according to the owner of the new tattoo: "New Ink...It represents my Astrological Birth Chart, along with Pagan, Buddhist, and Greco- Roman Archetypes related to balance and the life cycle....My chart is AQUARIUS Sun, Libra Risi...

Everybody Still Hates Adam Levine

A photo of Adam Levine Sorry, but it's true. Adam Levine is just one of those people who thinks so highly of himself that he believes that he can do no wrong whatsoever, and it's just hard not to hate people like that. You know, those people who do something that is unarguably wrong and they refuse to acknowledge it at all? I can't stand those people. Adam Levine is those people. This new story originated on Monday night's episode of The Voice (I haven't been watching this season, is it good?). Somehow the...

That Justin Bieber Paternity Case Is Still Happening

A photo of Mariah Yeater Just when we'd almost forgotten about Mariah Yeater and the love child she claims she had with Justin Bieber, this girl manages to step back into the lamelight (I honestly meant to type "limelight," but some typos happen for a reason). And she's not going to stop until she gets her child support money. Or until she gets properly medicated, whichever comes first. But here's the new news: the DNA test results still aren't in. Justin took the test last November, but Mariah's lawyer still hasn't gotte...

Angus T. Jones: Definitely Not Quitting

A photo of Angus T. Jones It's certainly a dirty job, working on a television show and making tons of money. But you know, someone's got to do it. And that someone might as well be Angus. Since, you know, he's there already. Or whatever. But yeah, he's not quitting, according to People. He called the show "filth" and said that it was controlled by Satan, but a paycheck's a paycheck, I guess. He isn't scheduled to shoot until January, after the holiday break, and the word is that he'll be there with bells on....

Lindsay Lohan Just Got Arrested

A photo of Lindsay Lohan But wait. It wasn't even for the other thing we thought she was going to get arrested for, the thing where she lied to the police about her car accident. No, this is a totally new issue. She just got into a fight at a club. And she's at the police station right now. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan was ARRESTED at 4 AM Thursday in New York City for allegedly punching a woman at a New York City nightclub ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into so...