Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian Needs You to Shut Up About The Whole Kris Humphries Thing

A photo of Kim Kardashian "It's like, so old news. I'm technically, like, legally married, and I'm like, pregnant, but some other, like, man got me pregnant. Like, not my husband. Like, yeah, ha, like, ha. Hilarious, guys. Like, so hilarious. Whatever." Ok, now just imagine that line said in a weird, drawn out, sort of nasally voice. That's basically what this whole entire interview with Kim Kardashian is about. She did an appearance on a radio show, along with Kourtney Kardashian, and of course everyone wan...

Lindsay Lohan Probably Isn’t A Prostitute, Maybe

A photo of Lindsay Lohan I just don't know what to think, you guys. This is hard. Is Lindsay a prostitute? Is she not a prostitute? She's so misunderstood. Just like her dad. Because here's what happened: there was this new story all about how Lindsay is getting paid to go on dates with rich dudes. Or, ok, obviously the story wasn't new, but this quote from Michael Lohan was: “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” But just shut your stupid mouths, because he never, ever said that, ok? Not ever. Not...

Ryan Gosling Loves to Knit

A photo of Ryan Gosling Hey, girl. Let me ask you something, if that's all right. Are you tired of guys who simply want to paw at your angel cushions and poke at your love chasm? Do you just want to say "hey, lover, I'm sore and I'd rather just a Kardashian show and knit"? Then please extend an invitation my way, girl. I'll provide the yarn if you can provide the wine. But no, really, Ryan Gosling really loves knitting: Ryan Gosling's perfect day involves knitting. The 'Gangster Squad' actor has develop...

Taylor Swift Hit on Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper Was Like “LOL, No”

A photo of Bradley Cooper From Radar: You just know there’s another song that’s going to written from this: Taylor Swift wants to hook up with Bradley Cooper, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  And now the superstar singer has asked  pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley. The newly single 23-year-old country music singer desperately wants to date the hunky Hangover actor and has begged Jennifer, 22, to set up them up. However, when Jennifer sounded Bradl...

Let’s Talk About Britney Spears’ Breakup Again

A photo of Britney Spears Look, I need you guys to get real with me for a minute: do you care this much about Britney Spears' broken engagement? Because I really do. I think it's super interesting, and I've always been curious about the creepy specifics of her conservatorship. What I'm saying is that I'd love to talk about this story whenever there are new rumors out, but if it's too much, I'm willing to listen to you guys. How much do you want to hear about Britney? Anyway, here are more details about what happened...

Jennifer Lopez “Would Love” to Have More Babies

A photo of Jennifer Lopez And so it begins. And by "it," of course I mean Jennifer Lopez's campaign to get Casper Smart's sperm inside of her baby factory. It's going to come hard and fast, just like ... oh god, I can't even finish that joke. Before we get too far into this, here's what Jennifer actually said: "I would love to have more. I don't know if it's in the cards for me, but I would love it." There's no word on if she was holding Casper's hand when she gave this quote, squeezing it hard and looking right...

Jessica Simpson Got Her Own Sitcom!

A photo of Jessica Simpson When I think about the things that the world needs, a sitcom starring Jessica Simpson, based on her life, is actually pretty high up there. It's probably like no more wars, more equality, less poverty, Jessica Simpson sitcom. In that order. Luckily, Jessica herself has realized this, and so did some people who could make it happen. So it's happening. Yes. From Us Weekly: Ready for your closeup, Jess? Second-time mom-to-be Jessica Simpson is set to star in an NBC comedy pilot present...