Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Deadmau5 Hates Kanye West; I Hate Deadmau5

joel zimmerman deadmau5 Deadmau5, a Canadian "electro-house producer" known for wearing a gigantic-ass mouse head, gave some words of love and encouragement for rapper Kanye West. Just kidding he said, "I f-cking hate him." He didn't say this out of the blue, though. It's not like he went into a Starbucks and said, "I'll have chai latte and I f-cking hate Kanye West." Vibe Magazine asked who he would most like to work with. And like any self respecting adult, his answer was, Anyone other than f---ing Kanye. I f--...

Rupert Grint AKA Ron Weasley Gets TV Show

rupert grint ron weasley cbs Rupert Grint, of the Harry Potter film series, is starring in a new show for CBS. Are we surprised by this? Because I'm a little surprised by this. I think it's great, I just never would have pictured him as the type to star in a show on a major network. It's going to be shot as a single camera comedy. That's so hot right now. Mr. Grint plays a nerd named Clyde who dreams of being a superhero but works in fast food. One day he receives an unexpected inheritence stipulating that every mont...

Alyson Hannigan Files Restraining Order

alyson hannigan lily aldrin willow american pie Alyson Hannigan, my beloved Lily of How I Met Your Mother, filed a restraining order against a megacreep named John Hobbs. Hobbs, a 43 year-old resident of New Hampshire and recent mental hospital patient, has been threatning Ms. Hannigan online with charming messages of how he'd like to rape and kill her. The order would also protect her husband and children. It's interesting that the law is starting to take online threats as serious threats. Though there still needs to be a court date se...

File This Under Lolz: Michelle Obama “Jealous” Of Kerry Washington

michelle obama bangs Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States of America, is alledgedly jealous of actress and Obama appointed board member of the Creative Coaltion League and Artists Committee for Americans for the Arts, Kerry Washington. I totally forgot that Kerry Washington was involved in government programs but that still gives no plausibility to this story. And here is the alledged story: Ms. Washington is lobbying (see what I did there?) to play Michelle Obama in a film, which pisses off Michelle O, because she thinks that Washington is trying t...

Steve Martin Has A Baby!

steve martin dad 2013 anna stringfield Steve Martin, one of the funniest comedians and actors alive until sometime after Bowfinger, became a father at the age of 67. Yay! I do adore Mr. Martin. ("Please, call me Mr. Steve Martin.") He's played a dad in so many films, and the ultimate dad in two Father of the Bride movies, that many people don't realize that this is his first child. His wife, Anne Stringfield, writer and former New Yorker staffer, is 41. They've been married since 2007. Apparently, they baby was born in December and they'v...

Charlie Sheen + Lindsay Lohan = BFFs

lindsay lohan charlie sheen amfar Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen may as well poke string through two empty soup cans like Molly of the American Girls series, because they are apparently best friends forever. Or someting else. Either way, Mr. Sheen (not Martin obviously), is helping Lohan pay her debts AND paid for the gown she wore to the amFAR (The Foundation for AIDS Resarch) event. Really? It cost that much? Lohan's dress looked like the ones you could get at a vintage store on Ventura boulevard in Sherman Oaks. WHICH IS FI...

Gaga Postpones Tour Due To Pain

lady gaga fame perfume brunette sexy hot Lady Gaga is postponing her tour, "Monster's Ball", due to pain. The mega singer/songwriter/popstar/Lady Madonna says that her joints hurt. Girl, I get it, I do the 30 Day Shred by Jillian Michaels. To all of her monsters, Ms. Gaga says, "I'm sorry. I barely know what to say." I do believe that she is in pain. She works very hard. However, I cannot help but wonder if there is more to this story. Gaga says, "I cannot walk." Is that code for something? Rumors of Stefani's drug abuse have be...

Stacey Dash Is Losing It



Stacey Dash, AKA Dionne of Clueless, is maybe losing her mind. No, screw maybe, her endorsement of Mitt Romney proved that she's well gone. It's not so much that she endorsed him, it was her bizarre reasoning. Continuing on her merry path of odd adventures, she's starring in her own web series titled, Stacey Dash Is Normal. I think they're going for that "Hey, she's 'just like us' she does weird stuff too!" with a touch of irony considering that in this episode, "The Dip", she is not completely normal. Totally get it. But it is sadly not very funny. She's a beautiful and talented woman. And this web series isn't doing her any favors.
Case in point, skip to 1:43 seconds in the video where she masturbates in front of her dog in what is supposed to be a comedic scene but is just awkward and weird. I get that's supposed to be the point, but there's Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm awkward and there's "What the eff am I watching?" awkward. However, most of the YouTube commenters disagree and think the show is "hilarious."

So tell me: what do you think? Am I wrong here?
/> Stacey Dash, AKA Dionne of Clueless, is maybe losing her mind. No, screw maybe, her endorsement of Mitt Romney proved that she's well gone. It's not so much that she endorsed him, it was her bizarre reasoning. Continuing on her merry path of odd adventures, she's starring in her own web series titled, Stacey Dash Is Normal. I think they're going for that "Hey, she's 'just like us' she does weird stuff too!" with a touch of irony considering that in this episode, "The Dip", she is not completely no...

Scarlett Johansson Bombed Les Mis Audition

scarlett johansson bikini body 2013 Some sad news today: we could have been spared Anne Hathway's insufferable ego had Scarlett Johansson not bombed her Les Miserables audition. Yes, Ms. Johansson auditioned for the role that Anne "Holy F-ck Aren't I Amazing?" Hathway won but effed it up and blames it on laryngitis. Yeah, okay Scarlett. You bombed your audition because you had laryngitis. Like the producers and casting directors wouldn't say, "No problem, let's try it again when you're feeling better." You're Scarlett Johansson. You get more chances than most actors do. That's what happ...

Helena Bohnam Carter To Play Liz Taylor; Suck It, Lohan

helena bohnam carter with award Helena Bohnam Carter, despite looking nothing like Elizabeth Taylor (to quote Bohnam, "I look nothing like her") but is totally stunning and beautiful in a different way, is going to play her in a film for the BBC. Suck it, Lohan! Titled Burton and Taylor, with Dominic West as Richard Burton, this television film will mainly focus on their relationship in the '80s. In 1983 Burton and Taylor, 7 years divorced (for the second time), starred in the Broadway play Private Lives. Liz & Dick fo...

Paula Deen Is Spray-Tan Crazy

paula deen spray tan obsessed Paula Deen gossip? What? Right? But I found this absurdly adorable in an odd way. Sixty-six year-old recovering diabetic Paula Deen is obsessed with having a fake tan all the time. A source says, Paula is thrilled about finally losing weight and she’s been hitting the spray-tan can like crazy in an attempt to look even better...but no one wants to tell her that she actually looks more like a pumpkin than a bronze beauty! Oh dear. Well, baby steps, right? She's getting healthy, losing weig...

Russell Brand Uses Condoms And Will Probably Bang Demi Moore

[caption id="attachment_123818" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="The look of terror: Stern asks Brand if he's made love to Demi Moore."]russell brand demi moore sex[caption id="attachment_123818" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="The look of terror: Stern asks Brand if he's made love to Demi Moore."][/caption] How do we all feel about Russell Brand? I've never been able to come to terms with my own feelings for the man. He seems awful and gross and yet he wrote something quite moving and wonderful about Amy Winehouse after her death. I don't find him funny but I don't find him unfunny, either. But if Katy deemed him a worthy chap, then perhaps he is. Although they did wi...